Granite Man
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Here we go again. 🏴 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafdzld5ldha
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
over 2 years ago
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Good morning, especially if you got chills, that are multiplying and you're losing control, 'cause the power, you're supplying, it's electrifying.
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DaddyJew
about 4 hours ago
Me: im feeling a bit scatterbrained WebMD: you’re a silly goose
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Fun
about 3 hours ago
everyone SHUT UP for a second, im TRYING to THINK
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Cosmic Clau
about 23 hours ago
i've never raised a hand in anger but if mosquitoes were people i would be forced to make some changes to my belief system
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Normalise booing people who ask questions at the end of work Teams calls.
about 22 hours ago
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Idle
1 day ago
spiraling is too symmetrical for my tastes
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Jenn 🩷
1 day ago
Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out on April fools
add a skeleton here at some point
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trickykat
1 day ago
the british urge to apologise for not liking your really terrible post
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DaddyJew
1 day ago
I’ve had zombies in my head since ‘94
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The Real Kim Shady
1 day ago
I’m in the adolescence of my middle age. I’m a fiftysixteenager
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People who share their holiday details as part of their work email out of office can fuck off. I'm stuck in work and I don't need to know that you're "Sunning myself in Spain", go fuck yourself "Vikki".
about 23 hours ago
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B 🐝
about 2 months ago
i bet it feels so good to be a grocery store veggie when the little showers turn on
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Assert dominance by liking your own texts during an argument.
1 day ago
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Veruca's Alt
2 days ago
Imagine naming a library after someone illiterate.
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Queen RanDumb
2 days ago
Draft folder as empty as me
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But your honour, what am I like??
2 days ago
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Miles Klee 🦉
2 days ago
is there some reason they dress him as Dracula now
add a skeleton here at some point
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CrazyMyra
2 days ago
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Some call them freaks......I call them Bluesky mutuals.
2 days ago
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Jake_Vig
2 days ago
These religious freaks will kill us all.
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SIDE BANGS
2 days ago
Tomorrow is a positivity day, you can only say nice things about yourself
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BEAVE
2 days ago
Absolutely ridiculous that they won’t let me smoke marijuana at work. Down with capitalism.
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Danny
2 days ago
You don't need flavored coffee. It already has a flavor. Coffee.
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The Real Kim Shady
2 days ago
I like this personality I might keep her
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d.ly
2 days ago
if you've ever run in flip-flops you should be disqualified from running for office
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C 🇨🇦
2 days ago
I'm painfully aware of how cringe I am
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Greg the Miller
2 days ago
they should invent a vacation that doesn’t end
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æmə
2 days ago
Is every one on bluesky depressed or something?
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You can tell everything you need to know about someone by the speed at which they try to "rescue" an uncomfortable silence.
2 days ago
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phil mccrevice
3 days ago
is eating pussy in britain called binge the minge?
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Kellalena
3 days ago
Pigs in a blanket is my favorite sex position.
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DaddyJew
3 days ago
if someone stole my identity id be all like "haha, sucker"
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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🧩
3 days ago
it doesnt matter what i say some dipshit will repost it
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Rock bottom isn’t all bad! I mean look at all these cool rocks I found.
3 days ago
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DaddyJew
3 days ago
reverse cowgirl, so we can solve this Scooby -Doo mystery together
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝
3 days ago
I’m trying to re-home a poodle that barks A LOT. If anyone’s interested I’ll hop over my neighbor’s fence and get it for you.
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Don't you "re: my previous email" me.
3 days ago
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Fun
4 days ago
why’s it always “flex *on* me” and never “flex *with* me”?
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Memento (new) Morty 🌙
3 days ago
Ah, fucked up your sleep schedule again have you
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
3 days ago
ah yes 12:43am on monday the perfect time to shitpost
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My understanding is that she’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes
3 days ago
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TwoSense
3 days ago
If you think about it, Buffy just needed to eat more garlic bread.
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Random Muser
3 days ago
I know why birds suddenly appear every time you’re near… it’s all that birdseed in your pockets
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Jenn 🩷
3 days ago
Not to brag, but I’m like really good at laying down.
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SpatialKimtamine
3 days ago
Been really into butter lately. This feels like character development
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TwoSense
3 days ago
I slid into your DMs and gave you unsolicited medical advice. Please respond.
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VioletMusing (Jellybean Socrates)
3 days ago
It doesn't matter. Stop thinking about it.
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Am I weird? Yes. But is it in the "quirky and fun" way or the "deeply unsettling" way? Also yes.
3 days ago
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*me, reading your posts.
6 days ago
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FROVO
6 days ago
911: what is your emergency ME: i found a lost puppy 911: please hold ME: oh hell yeah
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