Granite Man
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Here we go again. 🏴 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafdzld5ldha
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Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
over 2 years ago
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Jinglevieve ☃️
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Dear linkedin learning... It's Christmas f@ckin day. No. I DO NOT HAVE 5 MINUTES!
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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠
about 15 hours ago
They should invent a gym so we can workout where it all went wrong
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æmə
about 15 hours ago
Why do they make silica packets so delicious if I'm not supposed to eat them?
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trickykat
about 14 hours ago
how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
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trickykat
about 14 hours ago
doing a 2025 Wrapped for my family but it's list of all the chores left undone
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Blair Loudly
about 12 hours ago
cumin is clearly the most horny spice
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K Spesh
about 12 hours ago
how about you yabba dabba don’t
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Greg the Miller
about 11 hours ago
no worse feeling than being in an argument and realizing you’re wrong i assume, anyway
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Fun
about 11 hours ago
pretend this is the banger i forgot to write down
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I hope you guys appreciate how much effort it takes to produce posts this terrible.
about 8 hours ago
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Jaws is a Christmas movie.
about 19 hours ago
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los 🦦
about 21 hours ago
it was either this or wordle, you’re welcome
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Marc
about 19 hours ago
In my next life, I just want to be surrounded by fewer stupid people and more mojitos.
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We need to abolish subscriptions. I'm tired of remembering passwords, and giving out my email. Check out as guest, and no, you may not know my name. Fuck off.
1 day ago
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Fun
1 day ago
ok ill bite what’s avatar
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Andy Richter
1 day ago
We watched Home Alone with my youngest daughter last night, so we put on Home Alone 2 tonight. We’re about 15 minutes in, and I’m like, you know what, fuck Kevin
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Try regifting your bullshit.
1 day ago
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Frances Meh (Forgotten Acquaintance Edition)
1 day ago
if i had to pick a least favourite muppet movie it'd def be return of the jedi. no frog or pig.
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TwoSense
1 day ago
if you come to my timeline, I’m gonna make my kids answer the door and tell you we don’t want any
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The sexual tension between me and another turkey sandwich.
1 day ago
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MiloKilledPunk
1 day ago
Who up regretting they decisions?
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Justmebutnot1
1 day ago
You don’t sing me sea shanties anymore
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trickykat
1 day ago
someone should give me a gift certificate for a year of gift certificates
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Greg the Miller
1 day ago
x-rated modems tell baudy jokes
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Daisy
1 day ago
I make really good paper airplanes ~me, flirting
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It's Christmas time, may all the fucks you give be festive. I hope you find peace and love and happiness. Merry Christmas, ya sexy weirdos, from me and the coo.
4 days ago
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Happy last minute Christmas shopping to all the men who celebrate, one more sleep!!
5 days ago
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Jenn 🩷
6 days ago
I wanna be your candy cane so you can lick me into a sharp point and use me to stab people.
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Don't count your lucky stars before they hatch, and don't put them all in one basket either, you suck this idiom shit.
6 days ago
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Daisy
9 days ago
I just killed a bug and said “sorry, buddy” as I flushed him down the toilet
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Uncle Duke
6 days ago
me, the moment it says “out for delivery”
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Lizzlepants 🐒
6 days ago
shitposts are like miniature Seinfeld episodes with a sometimes crossover into sunny in Philly
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andy vs
6 days ago
Woke up with my fanny pack on again
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Gef the Toking Mongoose
6 days ago
I don't use marijuana recreationally I use it competitively
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I'm about to enter my "what fucking day is it?" era, or "Christmas holidays", as some people call it.
6 days ago
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Devi Clause🎄
10 days ago
*someone says something funny* Me: that’s a skeet
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show me your kitties
9 days ago
If my contacts are ever imported to this shit I swear to god
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Miss Havishambles
9 days ago
My festive eye twitch has started.
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RiotGrlErin
9 days ago
dollhouses are like you're rich but not like have a back wall to your house rich.
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sweetie π
9 days ago
no i’m not an introvert i just don’t like anybody
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Always remember that you are capable of writing amazing posts. You'll never do it, so always remember that too.
9 days ago
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I spiced up the office secret Santa gifting by buying mine from the local sex shop.
10 days ago
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Uncle Duke
10 days ago
it was probably a mistake teaching him to read
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James Damron
10 days ago
Googled ass clown. Was not disappointed.
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andy vs
10 days ago
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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Another new year, in this economy?? Unbelievable! We've barely even used 2025!!
10 days ago
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Kellalena
11 days ago
I don’t trust people who aren’t always ready for bed.
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los 🦦
11 days ago
hats off to the genius who thought to ensure women smile more in pictures was to say cheese
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Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire
11 days ago
Eating a tangerine just to peel something
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The Bearminator
11 days ago
My best selfies are the ones I'm not in.
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