We gotta be living in some timeline’s blooper reel.

Wildflower time. Pink wintergreen. It's a wet summer and the creeks are up, bringing flowers I've never seen.

Now through mid October is the most beautiful time here, and the whole reason i live in these mountains. I'm out recharging. 🩷💜💚

grilling up my infamous hot dog log cabin

Monarch on purple coneflower. #nativeplants #garden #gardening #Wisconsin #Butterfly

Watermelon juice, the most unappreciated summertime drink

Love with a love they can't take away. ... Put your love above the part you play. Keep your love away from what you get paid.

"The movie ran through me The glamour subdue me The tabloid untie me I'm empty, please fill me Mister Anchor, assure me That Baghdad is burning Your voice, it is so soothing That cunning mantra of killing..." #strange_ranger_radio music.youtube.com/watch?v=DVB3...

"America 250" what is that, the weather report?

There doesn't have to be a reason maybe you've just had enough.

250 years ago today, Jesus gave birth to a pile of guns

for the final day of Pride Month - here’s a special rainbow for the ‘phobes

When customers say, “Have a blessed day!” I reply back, “The power of Christ compels you to get out of the store.”

When using the cook top there's a 50/50 chance I won't notice the wrong burner is on til the fire department arrives

Almost forgot made a friend today. 🦆

Redirect your rage for something useful..dumbass.

I like the unapproachable. Its like a dare, you don't scare me.

I'm never going to own another car where rubber ducks are an accessory.

It's fucking hot..HYDRATE or DIE!

cutting my headache off at the pass with this advil ive filed down to a shiv

I spend an enormous amount of time on here muttering "what the fuck does that even mean?"

Before you block me, I just wanted you to know that I believe in you.

the girl with the check engine light on

I’m an enigma even to myself.

What if I don’t wanna do it anymore?

I have the best reposts

My DM'S are mostly wellness checks.

I got so much done today, it was terrible

If you're riding behind me on a bike and shout "ON YOUR LEFT", there's a 50% chance I'll step the wrong way and injure us both, I don't do well under pressure

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch water.

i've never met a podcaster who i wouldn't divorce

Mute me harder

Clip of the year so far (AltText in next post because, you know, Bluesky)

Dear July, please be nice.

my boss is on vacation so let's face it - me too

Pronouncing good like I pronounce food from now on and no one can stop me.

It was the D'OH of times, it was the AY CARUMBA of times

tip 1: have really big tits