So slow and easy

Saving money by being lazy that's the goal.

BYOB..bring your own bucket hat.

Anyway I'm planting my garden today as soon as my daughter gets done with this piano lesson. Yay!

I don't need to map it, I'll remember what I planted and where, definitley. I say EVERY year for the last 15 years.

Yep, pretty sure 9 tomatoes will fit in this 4x4 ft bed, easily. I say EVERY year for the last 15 years.

The M&M I found in my bra is a good omen

*strategically removes Far Side collections and replaces them with classic works of literature before taking selfie in front of bookcase*

Man. We've had more winter in May than we did in January.

In no particular order except #1 will always be. 1. I Will 2. In my life 3. Something 4. Rocky Racoon 5. Eleanor Rigby 6. Blackbird 7. I've just seen a face 8. While my guitar gently weeps 9. Long and winding road 10. A day on the life

One thing I know from scrolling this app is that whoever took over CBS is doing a bang up job!

Weeding flower beds is how I busk.

Sometimes you just gotta lift your tits up off your knees, straighten your spine and keep on keepin’ on

Wanna come over so I can scream profanities at you...affectionately.

Let's piss people off by being our true selves..life coach Ash

If you were as hot as you are funny, you’d be ugly.

Wrong disorder, try again..handsome.

I wonder what Casper’s dad thought when Casper came out as friendly? Gotta be a pretty progressive ghost to be okay with your son being friendly in the 1950’s.

@ashhull.bsky.social 😍 I love your bucket hat avi! Bucket hat for holding your flies as you evolve into a fly fisherman and meander to Montana 😁

This is where I am

Dogs deserve vacations too. Cooper 🐾

I found this coffee mug at a thrift shop for 4 bucks. The cashier dude gave it to me for 2 bucks. I still got it, sometimes.

the answer to the "is e-biking really biking?" debate is "who cares"

My buns don’t want none unless you’ve got an anaconda hon

Sorry my honesty offends you. Imagine how exhausting your bullshit has been

If I gotta stay in this lane then I'ma decorate it with fairy lights.

Think I'm going to stick my head in the sand for a breather this week.

i have no idea what you meant but i love how you phrased it here have a repost

Gonna learn how to properly grow and care for a cocoa tree. So I can make my own homemade chocolate right from the source. And crack cocaine.

I’m at the “just tried to open a screw-top bottle of wine with a corkscrew” stage of my evening.

First thing my daughter said after graduation was I need these fuckass heels off. She’s ready for bsky

Anyway, I successfully ate saucy ribs in bed like a king, so it ain’t all bad

I think I'm doing good and then I try to get up off the floor.

I said I was gonna wait until 2pm to have a beer but I waited until 2:15 and that’s how you exceed your goals, kids.

Find you someone who looks at you like I look at my fully charged vibrator.

Bud tender: what are you looking for? Me: the meaning of life I kind of think he nailed it.

You guys - we knocked it out of the park with these wings today. Like maybe we start a food truck good 🤔

COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.

My daughter graduates from college today with two degrees but I’m not on FB so I have to tell all of you how proud I am to make it official

Somebody piss me off so my rage cleaning gear kicks in

my mother: you should still maybe bring a jacket

I wrote a skeet about trees but I don’t think it’ll be very poplar.

people who say “coming in hot” are usually coming in hot

I do my best work in a panic

turn off your autocorrect coward

Trying not to step on cracks to break my mother’s back but it’s just me avoiding your butthole skeets.

Calling lies embellishments because that's my big word for the day.

yo this trail mix is freaking nuts

if you use the word hangry i’ll assume you’ve chosen to leave my life voluntarily