What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

This day in history. 1884. The Fabian Society was founded "to promote greater equality of power, wealth and opportunity; ...collective action and public service; ...tolerant and active democracy; ...liberty and human rights; sustainable development; and ...international cooperation." The bastards!

I appreciate freedom of expression but please— less skittering and scratching in my walls.

CARTOON IDEA liberal commentator, 4 strips 1. "relax, no way Trump will attack Colombia/Cuba now" (USA attacks Colombia/Cuba) 2. "c'mon, he won't really go for Mexico!" (USA attacks Mexico) 3. "you're mad to think he'll really invade Greenland!" (USA attacks Greenland) 4. "Canada? No way!"

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of? I saw this magnificent old rusty land rover. I was enormously tempted to take that solitary brass wing mirror home with me - but I didn't 😁

i risk my life with every post

Subaru with what I discovered was a ‘sovereign citizen’ license plate, boldly stating that the car (and owner) wasn’t licensed or insured

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of? I took this because it's clearly a crime against engineering. It's a lip-filled-duck-billed beetle with a BBL.

There should be a Bluesky creators fund where accounts with 1k+ followers count get $5 to $1500 per reposts and relikes on their post so the account owner can start paying off their horrific sports gambling debt before they plan another intervention for me, like those lead to anything.

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

Looks like my resolution to stop being batshit crazy was a non-starter.

What's the last car you stopped to take a photo of?

“What’s the last car you stopped to take a picture of?”

Making an impression on sand, it's not as just sitting in the sun with your resume as it seems. Your qualifications may actually become finer than sand if you're weather experienced so be sure to talk down silt

happy to report that the possible side effect of my November spine surgery affecting my ability to have an erection has been disproven, as last night I woke up so turgid it was like I had no sheets on the bed at all

Barron already getting his bone-spurs checked so he can duck the draft created by his daddy's actions.

‘Naked imperialism’: how Trump intervention in Venezuela is a return to form for the US

Read scary article about “AI psychosis” but my AI therapist assured me it’s just disgusting lies.

AI video is going to destroy the Americas Funniest Home Videos industry

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm a NYT bestselling author (would've been homicide).

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honour of that, what's your favourite music video?

I guess I never expected the hand basket to be this big.

I want to be muzzled at all times like Hannibal Lecter so people are too afraid to talk to me.

I think I have a pretty good poker face unless you cough around me in which case I’m gonna immediately react.

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honour of that, what's your favourite music video?

Turns out, Man isn't the only creature that is aware of its own mortality; Man's just the only creature that's such a drama queen about it.

we held our collective breath for mere seconds before the fuckery continued unabated

There's AI-generated ads on Meta platforms here for a seniors dating app where the guy is a dead ringer for Jeffrey Epstein. Can't tell if he's supposed to be a desirable type or whether the pool has been poisoned by the avalanche of news photos.

It could be worse, I had a butter dish for Christmas.

January 3rd is always drei January in Germany.

"Kites tied to the arms of the gesturing at everything!" I cry lightly as I leap to battle the air between the roof and the sideyard

My boss was out sick for a couple days and I almost thought I liked my job but now she’s back and I might kms

I can't be held responsible for what I do when I'm sober.

The progression from blowing up fishing boats, to engaging in outright piracy, and now invading a foreign country on false pretenses is both mind boggling stupid and so on brand for the US. The ripple effects are going to come with a heavy price.

Putting seasonal depression on the back burner so I can focus on my wartime anxiety

Americans claiming a foreign country's oil was stolen from them is next level colonialism

Opened a portal to a new dimension and the worst thing possible happened: everything was exactly the same.

Amazing record for the FIFA

Sorry I haven't been in touch - I'm such a disorganised and lazy cow.

Truth.

They believe the President of Venezuela is subject to US federal law, but the US president isn't.

Today, I will be hosting a book-sale, until the librarians notice

Stranger Things has ended; we have all filled our quota for 80’s throwbacks for now, we don’t want this. Absolutely the fuck not.

Cue Republicans banging the Patriotism drum.

My tweet from just after Trump's first inauguration

This is why he hates wind power so much. Unlike oil, you don’t get to kill people and go to war over it.

Barron already getting his bone-spurs checked so he can duck the draft created by his daddy's actions.