hello we are surviving this mess and thats something to celebrate.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Sometimes I eat things simply to confirm that I’m not a ghost yet.

Why I post

Why I post

Generational change or gender breakthrough, whoever Japan’s next PM is will have a mountain to climb

3/ Tech fascism in a nutshell: “Computers are so much more rule-based, controllable, fixable, and comprehensible than any human will ever be. As many political schools of thought do, these technolibertarians make a philosophy out of a personality defect.“ She wrote this in 2000!

Gonna sabotage every goddamn escalator Trump rides from now on, just try to stop me.

Michael Wolff: Is it dementia or something else? What one of Donald Trump's closest political advisors revealed to me.

Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming

Goading the conspiracy theorists by telling them the name Tyler means the mother took Tylenol while pregnant.

The "are you still there?" prompt on streaming services hits differently after the rapture.

When I grow up I want to be a wealthy international secret society honeypot spy tradwife black widow shadow government agent

Some stuff happening in season 3

I actually think it's off base for the descriptor of these angry young white men who think violence is cool and/or funny to be "non-political." They are making rape jokes and saying racist things and wanting to sow chaos. That's literally the Alex Jones, Steve Bannon playbook.

the tanning bed is a panini press for cannibals.

Ban Tylenol, legalize cocaine.

Atl Council awarded President Macron, President Milei and Infantino (FIFA) with Global Citizen Award. Macron was speaking at the end. Prior to that, Milei was introduced by Bessent - both praised Trump, chanted MAGA. Event was attended by numerous reps of the Trump Admin. youtu.be/OQ94Oj9QZwg

Once you realize every single little thing in the physical proximity world happens because of your thoughts it's just a near cuddle to spooning with the mind, have I mentioned that I'm telekidextrous

Can’t be that this fascist is merely responding to the Italian working class showing they will shut down Italy if she continues to tolerate Israel? Eventually even the USA’s psychopathic leaders will be forced by their population to abandon Israel. Israel as an ethnostate will not survive.

Stop saying you’ll be right back only to say goodbye. It’s annoying.

"Common decency stigmatizes people that do not participate in it—removes them from voluntary association. We indeed have to live with one another, but terms and conditions apply." me on why Ezra Klein should be ashamed / why shame is Good Actually www.bostonreview.net/articles/how...

Arriving at your party wearing a jumpsuit with a retractable seatbelt mounted like an epaulet on one shoulder, & whenever I sit down, pulling it across my body to fasten it to the buckle mounted on my hip.

"edgelord" is such a great coinage, because it sounds as if it's about to describe something really stupid and then it does

Hello? Hi. I'm calling in regards to upgrading my sexual matador for the horny rodeo clown package. Yes, I'll hold.

just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it

So anyway, turns out plasma in menstrual blood can completely heal wounds in 24 hours. hudson.org.au/news/womb-to...

I suspect things started going horribly wrong the moment we ignored that hazy cosmic jive and didn’t let ALL the children boogie.

babe, I know you want some but just chill for a minute the AARP magazine came today I want to check in on the latest

Nothing interesting about this post. Keep scrolling or all is doomed.

What Color Is That Man's Hair?

Murdoch’s TikTok? Trump offers allies another lever of media control

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms. ‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms. But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

Acetaminofefe

Imagine being mad at me and I’m not so much bringing sexy back so much as digging it out of the closet and giving it a wipe down to see if it still has any of that pizazz you used to love when we first met

All the wasted time and those words lost, never to be given again so easily.

I wouldn’t have irrational fears if it weren’t for people, and I also wouldn’t have hope

Peanut butter & jelly with my whiskey.

I’ve never visited Aspen but I just found out that they have a place named Glory Hole Park and now I need to visit Aspen

the loudest tech on the planet came back today and everyone else but my dumbarse conveniently removed themselves from the vicinity but thankfully my resting homicidal face extinguished any shred of a possibility of him trying to speak to me

Can't... painted myself into a corner and still need to apply another coat...

Felt self-conscious enough at the nude beach without everyone criticizing my badminton skills.

i feel in most relationships one partner is miss piggy and one partner is kermit. it's important to understand which one you are

a "sexual matador." so like, a guy who prances around angering his target until she wears out and he can commit bodily harm against her?

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Edit button, Draft folder, Locked accts

Can’t, busy stringing my xanax into an adult candy necklace

For all of our sakes, I’m rationing things you can be upset about.

I really miss just getting lost in my thoughts.

We’re all narcissistic it’s not a competition