Trump wants to cut woke government spending programs as if he knows what any of that means so he can see more truck goes boom videos

Did I miss US and Israeli air strikes on civilian targets on CNN or CBC?

An attack on one is an attack on all is not the same as we are going to attack someone so you have to attack them too is too complex an idea for Trump and his supporters. But cool, Americans thought it was a good idea to put an idiot child in charge.

I just heard you can type -Ai in Google searches and not get al summary. Tried it, looks different, seems to work. Huh

On the Palestinian territory occupied by Israel youtu.be/u2m2DtqC4l4?...

Former Israeli cabinet minister says all targeting by Israeli military is approved by justice ministry. Bro, that's way worse.

Just watched Requiem for a Dream for the first time and holy shit that's intense.

Pam Bondi needs a job, is it too late to be cast in the new Mean Girls? She brings her own burn book.

The sad irony is that I am dumb enough to be a billionaire, but not confident enough spewing bullshit (also way too nice a guy).

I cannot wrap my head around how dumb (or pretending to be dumb, same, same) US Senators are. People vote for this? What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Fans of sad 90s music, rejoice! Bush Tiny Desk Concert does not disappoint youtu.be/lBuHH7WE4yE?...

I wonder if you saw the US navy coming and hid away your anti ship missiles so you could use them when the interceptor missiles run low. Just saying.

We're gonna need a bigger Hague

Oh for the love of god we don't have to care what Marjorie Taylor Green says. At all. She's a has been kook. Rip.

You don't bring the infantry to the dance, and not dance.

I do not know what to make of this. The city is also giving away Canadian flags to new Canadians. As if a settler colonial country has its own culture. Raising of foreign flags at city hall is banned by Mississauga | INsauga www.insauga.com/raising-of-f...

Tired: people in a foreign country dying from American and Israeli bombing Wired: holy shit! Have you seen the price of gas?

Ok, given Trump's look at me on tv last night, he obviously has no clue what is going on, Hegseth is too stupid, who is the Wolfowitz/Rumsfeld/Cheney in all of this? Is anyone running this war?

Listen, no one is saying guillotines for billionaires, ok, no one is saying that. No one is advocating guillotines for billionaires. No one. #G4B

Oh, don't worry, the Trump Straight, ahem, Straight of Hormuz will open naturally. Reminds me of that climate change bit when he told the guy, it'll cool down, you'll see.

Half way thru All the Shah's Men and struck by how Briton was so cunty in Iran because, whatever they did, regardless of how bad, they were so convinced they were right. Like American exceptionalism now. Americans think they are the good guys. Tho, now, with Trump, they're just cunty bc they can be.

me every single day

Abby Phillip says Trump wanted Greenland because of minerals, because she knows that somehow?

I get that Americans in all their fucking exceptionalism and idiocy literally only understand the price of gas, but ffs, no one even mentions all the fucking people dying in Iran! Does not even register.

Do what again Lindsey? Get attacked by Israel and the US?

Ginger hippie on CNN bullshitting hard for Trump

Adam Mockler on CNN keeps saying Iran's navy was 55 years old. The Americans destroyed Iran's navy in 1988. So no. Dam kids.

The US doesn't get oil from the Trump Straight, ahem, Straight of Hormuz, is such a dumb argument given that oil is sold on world markets. Like, duh. Maybe this is the beginning of the end of the US petro dollar tho. That would be good.

Ngl, it's pretty fucking sad watching the Trump apologists on CNN bullshitting so badly.

Please keep in mind that this is what Americans wanted. This is what they voted for.

Trump is helping the Middle East, they don't have to be there.

“Trump Wants Allies To Grab The Persian Gulf By The Strait. ‘If You’re An Ally The U.S. Will Let You Do It.‘“

Grandpa just making a lot of shit up

I hope Dementia Don goes off script. That can be fun.

You can certainly imagine rich guy, nepo-baby, and unwavering Trump supporter Doug Ford saying something like if you have nothing to hide, what are you worried about? But he's fuckin worried enough to change the FOI law to keep his comms secret. What are you hiding Doug? #onpoli

What a moron. Hyperloop is not innovative, not new, and determined to be a stupid idea decades ago.

Didn't they rename it the Trump Kennedy Space Center? Artemis II #TrumpEpstein #G4B

I am not advocating for guillotines for billionaires. No one is advocating for guillotines for billionaires #G4B

No way Trump knows what everyone immediately thinks of when he says bomb Iran into the stone age. Also, Iran probably remembers Nixon saying, "make the economy scream."

Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our healthcare and leave us the fuck alone. Trans day of tearing down the panopticon. Trans day of let us control the narrative instead of deferring to some cis sexologist's hallucination.

Listening to Lil Marco Rubio is kind of refreshing. Everything he says is bullshit, but he is so much more articulate than Dementia Don. Hegseth is just that loud guy in the school yard who no one really likes.

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CBC does About That on how Iran is getting rich on the Straight of Hormuz. No word on how many schools and hospitals Americans are bombing every day.

Also, can we stop pretending these 12 year old liars, the American administration, are not lying fucking morons. Please stop the bullshit, this is sanewashing.

Holy fuck CBC News! In the opening CBC The National frames the war as Iran is profiting from the war. That is just very bad.

Lil Marco Rubio, like most Americans, is completely blinded by American exceptionalism that he cannot fathom that Iran's actions are anti-imperialist. They are just, bad. Tbh Lil Marco can't say anything not in line with what grand cheeto Dementia Don says.

Lil Marco Rubio: no one in the world should accept Iranian sovereignty over the Straight of Hormuz World: no one in the world should accept American imperialism. Oh but I guess they have to bc of guns and internal and external interference

Air Canada Rousseau going to grab the golden parachute and fuck off.