Decided to launch a new time-wasting newspaper for fellow Blueskyvers. Let me know if you want me to do it regularly! x

With all due respect, ma'am, no. You've got to be angry about it today, more outraged tomorrow, fucking seething by the next. Let us not shrug our shoulders and "oh well" and normalise this morally bankrupt psychotic behaviour. Wake up everyday and say it loud and clear: this shit ain't gonna fly

I know this is morbid, but alas, despite my carefully curated social media persona of I'm alright jack, I do get blue at times. And at times like this I wonder, am I alone in doing this or does anyone else have more than a few dead friends that you send DMs to?

Prompt: chatgpt please write a post how you imagine Trump might write it Chatgpt: the dumbfuck would say warfighter I'm sure of it. But fuck you if you think I'm making a spelling mistake

Had to be reshared x

I don't make these anymore but here's an Easter greeting from your resident Muslamic from yesteryear x Merry Easter everyone x

For the love of God just tell me what the next stop is

. THIS . . . 💠 🧐 💠

An old video that is still relevant: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFke...

Randy Andy isn't a thing anymore I guess

That would work if Charles was regarded as this elegant figure and not the baldy sausage fingered brother of a pedo who used to emotionally and psychologically abuse that princess lady we all liked

Anyone in touch with flat earthers? Know what they're saying about all this? I mean, on my phone screen it does look pretty flat

What kind of experts? Like seriously, what kind of experts do you go to, to verify whether someone teleported or not? Dr Who scripwriters? Hermione Grainger using floo powder in the hogwarts fireplace to turn up in diagonal alley? Jeff Goldblum in the fucking Fly?

Guarantee you this prick didn't tip a single one of those waiters who he didn't speak to in the restaurant he didn't go to

Speaking of Farage Farrago, made this one 15 or so years ago for no reason other than Farage sounded a bit like Figaro (also, I'd forgotten about the UKIP/Syrian women thing)

Trump is "the only elephant in the world that walks around with his own China shop" 👏👏👏😂

For those of you familiar with the Goodness Gracious Me sketch where they claimed everything was actually originally Indian, you'll like this one... Turin Shroud? INDIAN!

Kristi Noem fired. Pam Bondi fired. We always knew the women were to be first in the firing line. Karoline Leavitt next please. And then, when the women are done with, to the surprise of no one, next in the firing line: Kash Patel. And, you know what, I'd be OK with that...

Jesus, Mohammed and Wakan Tanka wept!

May Krishna serve as a cautionary tale

wisdom I just shared with a struggling smoker: You see a fit person, think "if I go to the gym like them, that could be me" You see a healthy person, think "if I followed their diet, that could me" You see a person with COPD in a wheelchair, think "if I keep smoking like them, that won't be me"

Tesla. Do Tesla first

Many years ago, I was at the BBC interviewing Po from the Teletubbies for an Asian newspaper (the lady who played her was Asian) and I saw Paul Daniels' car parked outside, licence plate MAG1C

They want kid rock to fly out and sing to the US marines in Iran to boost their morale, thereby raising the rate of people blowing themselves up

One for the "ooh you hate israel so be must be antisemitic and hate jewish people". Nope, nothing against Jewish people or even decent Israeli folk like these. Just hate straight up zionist psychopath murderers same way these lovely people do x

Slept in my Nirvana t-shirt and woke up high on Lithium...

I always get my flights on incognito mode

#1song2Versions 2️⃣✖️ #MusicChallenge 🎶 @suoradellanotte.bsky.social

Random story. Years ago I designed this when gaming was first classed as a disorder... we then got threatened to be sued by Space Invaders, and WHO got so freaked out they made me take out the triangle and circle in case PlayStation sued (pre-squid games). I took em all out. It's still on the web 😬

When uncle Neil Young told me to cancel Joe Rogan, I thought, let me see if uncle Neil is right. So I saw the one where Rogan and Musk said you can't punch a Nazi because they've never met any Nazis and people could only be Nazis if they were invading Poland. Uncle Neil, of course, was right

"I'm bored with Iran. Can we do Greenland now? Wait, did we do Cuba already? What else is on the list? Ecua... Ecua what, I can't pronounce that, fuck it, can we do Greenland now?"

I can't work out if the way the US senate decides funding that affects workers pay and the shutdown that goes with it is pointlesslessly complex or complexly pointless

Photo time! Friend of mine took this photo of me on the streets of Brighton the other night. I really like it. Share your photo if you like x

List of all the countries in the world that ban all Afghan women from studying in their sovereign Higher Education institutions: 1. Afghanistan 2. United Kingdom Must make you proud to wave your flags, UK patriots with legitimate concerns. Wave them!!!

'I mean I called up my top guy Pete and I asked him if Iran would be any trouble and he said "it'd be juth like venethuela" he said it like that with a lisp cos his mouth was stuffed with lobster tails'

Entertainment has long been USA's big propaganda tool. Look at our black judges/police chiefs in movies, how black and white unite to fight aliens, look at our black stars on MTV. We so cool and glam. Well, thanks to the web and streaming, we now get entertainment from the world over so we good thnx

He just can't help trumping out the quiet part Hold your fart in, shitbucket

This cartoon is from 2007. What does that tell us?

Fucking nailed it

Growing up in Bangladesh I always inherently thought of dogs as a bit mad and scary. Never really bonded with any but crashed at a mates with both these dogs lying on each side. I totally felt like Kate bush hounds of love album cover. That big brown monster is a puppy! I want one now x

If you haven't been privy to the Afroman Trial and need some entertainment down a rabbit hole, follow the lemon pound cake trail

Near where my daughter lives in Sussex, lots of union jacks on lampposts. I have no problem with it. Just a piece of cloth, bothers me about as much as seeing a Coldplay tshirt. My question is: does this kind of display actually make the reform lot any less miserable??

"I grew up in my mums basement and Andrew tate told me I was a virgin because feminism then I found steroids on the dark web and here I am"

Can someone who's American (and I daresay non-americans don't get this) how does whatever political kerfuffle that led to this somehow extend to regular airport staff not getting paid??

As a graphic designer, I take solace in the fact that the shittest among us are the ones that use AI, and any artist of any talent avoid it absolutely, which means they're effectively being trained by shit artists. Knock yourselves out, shitheads

"Oh but Mr Berlioz, I assumed you meant for me to sing an aria when you said you had a line for me" "Just snort the damn thing" #GirlsOwnCC

I believe the undeniably advanced AI technology that made us only recently marvel at when Hollywood blockbusters applied them, have been made widely and often freely available, precisely so video evidence showing war crimes or Epstein assaults will immediately be questioned as being faked using AI

My bluesky gripe is many have forgotten what block is for. To block outright bigots. Now they block simply because they're disagreed with on a point. No insults, just don't agree. It kills debate. "mehdi hasan is a shit lib" "I think he's one of the good guys" BLOCKED Now that IS snowflake 😑

I'm with you. I don't want Trump dead. I want him to live another ten years, only behind bars. Preferably getting arsefucked day and night by ICE prisoners