The best part about having easy access to your emotions is the crying people love big cry babies that’s why everything is going so well for me

The worse it is for one, the worse it is for all. All for one & one for all. Return to sender.

I create because of spite

Thoughts and prayers around here just means I'm hoping Rooster will make popcorn while we watch Netflix.

I'm going to eat the heck out of this peach.

Manimal and the Incredible Hulk are 2 TV shows I credit for teaching me that drastic change in the human body is possible

BUGS ARE AWESOME! Also they might be aliens? What a face (Eastern Tailed Blue butterfly. I think. I'm bad at bug ID) #invertebrates 🌿

When customers say, “Have a blessed day!” I respond that the cursed amulet won’t let me

people liking that I haven’t learned anything is exactly what I need to ensure I never change

Is there a college level course in parasocial psychoanalysis that I could contribute to?

Second-to-last wizard stream! 7:30 et! twitch.tv/lowkisapfoot

I’ve started writing corrections under the more egregious articles on the NYT. The worst one today was a disgraceful chauvinistic movie review claiming a >man< was responsible for weather predictions for D-day! It was a women, so of course they ignored her. After all she was not a British man 🙄

Colonial settlerism is a form of authoritarianism/fascism. The role of woman is only as helpmeet. The role of indigenous is to be othered, persecuted, erased or murdered [or sent to Botany Bay or Argentina, apparently!👀]. How can colonial nations escape authoritarianism unless they learn about it?

I know this probably goes without saying, but man do I ever love my dog.

Mostly I’m here to support your parasocial relationships.

My plan B is just like my plan A but with a lot more F’s.

The elusive white squirrel nibbles something, totally unconcerned by the human taking its picture

Kind of hilarious that Peter Thiel got his guys in charge, got his personal worm a heartbeat from the presidency, and still he’s like “fuck man, I gotta get out of here.”

There is an off-hand comment in my book-in-progress about neutrino interaction rates in humans and in trying to double check the number I have now inadvertently nerd-sniped three particle physicists 🙃

This praying mantis is super smol. Tiny brown ant for scale.🥹🌱

gosh i hope my white blood cells arent racist

The fella finally figured out cuddling after 11 years of living with me.

One of the red-bellied woodpecker fledglings has found the bird feeder. 🥹

*Loud, repetitive Ferengi screaming*

it was made into a network mini series that was a whole major event! levar burton's first major role was kunta kinte!

Every single Ukrainian at this stage has PTSD in some form every single one from babies to the very very elderly.

My next book title is: The Secret Lives of Secret Lives. I don’t know the title of my first book yet. And honestly, I didn’t even know I was writing a book, let alone two.

Wife: [looking over my shoulder while I get an incoming call] WHO IS PAM RISK?

My bird being a troll hiding under the table because he hates the laser level projecting around the room

Books.

Someday I’ll be dead forever, and it’s going to be hilarious.

Imma burn in heyllll! Nice knowing ya! 😂😂😂

I could pull off using "Can't. Mouthful of pudding" as an excuse for basically anything, and a lot of the time it would be honest

got any more of that food

Absolutely devastating and enraging reporting out of Texas from the @nytimes.com local investigations fellowship. Warning: If you care about children, this one is a hard read. Gift link here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Everyone in this administration has visible stink lines emanating from them.

Times are hard so I’ve decided to become a police informant. Please send me details of your crimes

celery snackn this evening

it means im fucking ur mom and ur dad at the same time

my confidence that these people are going to lose is rising and my estimate of the amount of damage they are going to do on the way out, especially as they realize they're losing, is also rising

the kool-aid man only he’s coffee-man and he’s big enough for me to climb into and swim around

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

AI shills talk about it the same way rapists talk about rape: "It's inevitable." "Just let it happen." "Stop fighting back." "We don't care if you don't want it." "We'll take it against your will." "Why are you fighting back?" "How dare you fight back?" Once you see that, you can't unsee it.

why am i just finding out about ICE terrorizing this city and people? why is no one in the media talking about this beyond independent outlets? this is horrifying

i would completely change my build just to equip you

What happened to all the discourse about doomers? Did it stop because we were mostly correct, even too conservative in many concerns, or

A group of truly inspiring Ohioans walked from Athens, northeast to Cambridge, and west to Columbus - around 200 miles - to raise awareness for climate change and the catastrophes that await us if we don't take action now. I joined them in Columbus this morning to show my appreciation and support.

Hey university professor types! Please nominate the good people of Minneapolis for a Nobel Peace Prize! 💜 You're eligible to do so!