I feel like a sophomore welcoming the freshman class hello Joined Oct '25s from the Joined Nov '24s

NYT still on their bullshit

ortolan old yeller i believe i can fly

she is forcing me to log on (give her pets)

"been thinkin bout thos beans"

Yes, and it also gave rise to the weird pronunciation that kinda sounds like we're against dentistry or something

turning on the space heater for the first time this year, gotta love that "oh fuck somethings on fire" smell for the first minute

What does LGBT stand for? (Wrong answers only) let's get bull terriers 😊

Yung Gru

My favorite bits of listening to Behind the Bastards is when Robert makes a joke and while I cackle I can hear Sophie quietly say "Jesus Christ, Robert" 🤣

Thought this was Rebecca Romijn at first

as a reward for braving the laundromat, I shall have a red bull, Cheetos, weed, and a nap. Maybe even in that order.

side effects waning, good effects beginning from duloxetine my back already feels better. I can almost put socks on while standing again it's pills for joint (lol) pain and Extremely Big Sads and they have a terrible uptake week jfc I take a lot of pills and that's fine

I watch a lot of body cam videos and - too nervous - not nervous enough - angry - confused - scared - direct eye contact - confrontational - shying away from officers have all been used as reasons to further detain a person, this is not new!

In my junior year I forgot which day was the AP American Studies midterm and whammo had to write a very long essay about history and literature with zero review/studying Got an 8 out of 9 possible points (holistic scoring was "in" during this time)

I hate when I wake up from a nap and I'm cold for rest of the day 😐

LMAO now: "the ex-husband of trump jr's ex-girlfriend" that's an actual real person that people keep telling me is a good dem.candidate. no thanks!

Since I quit smoking nicotine, my dreadful morning "are you going to have a stroke?" coughing fits have gone away. I did NOT realize how much nicotine tar killed the alveoli because now I cough like I'm gonna have a stroke when I smoke weed, where I didn't before. My mornings sound the same lmao.

waiting for a cat to get off my lap so I can put on sweatpants and she can sense it I've been stuck in situ for about forty minutes 😭

Can't spell healthcare without THC 🍃

curation is an important part of content modeling

Trying to use the shitposting app during modgate like

They couldn’t call it “Brown Poupon” for obvious reasons.

give greta thunberg a gundam

I worked a system where things got flags based on a weighted system built over time. ALL flags were manually reviewed and cleared with 3 outcomes: good flag, mistake, bad flag Rack up enough bad flags (making reports) on an account and your flagging ability was reduced significantly and vice versa

Phone camera apps should have a bird noise button so your cat looks at the lens.

the tariff shelf. you know, in the back. 😂 what a fucking chud

dang if ms thunberg didn't make some points

"moderate yourselves!" *bans all the good posters* 🙄

just waiting for that notif from the dispo

Explain your username - weed smoker with a baby face

entering the Helldump era??

somebody point Martha at Jay

Name a Videogame you've played 100 hours.

new meds, new side effects, no benefits yet wooooo

I do wonder if any of the T&S bigwigs ever had to moderate a large BBS that wasn't theirs. By large, I mean thousands of users per day with a few hundred active at any one time You learn things!

truly a time when "stay in your lane" is appropriate to say

Beelzebub ᵉ ᵉ has a devil put aside ᵉ ᵉ For me e e For me e e m For

it’s time

"daddy, these rubber pants are hot"

me: umm, excuse me waiter? my steak is ice cold and you didn’t bring me either of the bloomin onions i ordered waiter: WAFFLES [walks away, high fives jesse singal on her way by]

If you see this, quote repost with a gif of your first ever anime

I thought I lost this comic forever and just found it buried in my backup photos yay to being a digital packrat

ORKTOBER HAS BEGUN!!! #ORKSORKSORKS #ORKTOBER

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the only thing I'll say is that the use of the word "earnest" is disconcerting hegseth is not particularly intelligent, but his handlers are