split your lungs with blood and thunder

Zoode, Where’s My Topia?

The Zootopian Candidate

Boobs.

sorry to veer wildly into niche hater territory, but GothamChess posting a 33 minute video about “GM UPDATE” has me FULLY convinced that this man will never be a GM

FREE FRIDAY im inspired by @moxiest.art who are pillars of this beautiful community. I want to give back as well. Currently I want to give away prints from my new shop at deeny-shop.fourthwall.com and 3 custom avi which have a value of 175$usd each. Dm me if you want something. Please dont be shy

introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild: Rattlesnake Feral Horse Armadillo Coyote Black Bear

“you ‘avin a fuckin’ giggle, mate??”

getting into a spirited yet respectful debate with the Hag of Stink-Dick Swamp

blessing some clown pussy till she's like "HONK YEAH"

fuck you, pilgrims

thankful for vodka cran ❤️

pussy popping but in a god honoring way

normalize Brunchgiving.

there’s nothing good in my life that hasn’t come from my connections with other people. i’m thankful to have your presence in my life, whether directly or indirectly 🫶🫶🫶 i love you

women: has a man ever disappointed you??? my DM’s are open

organic unbleached all-purpose asshole

Pussy for Algernon

i am here for the hot honeyfication of everything

gotta moisturize yr ass, ere drier becomes your derriere

do want a LM copycat? because this is how you get a LM copycat

you never kiss me with your eyes closed, charlie brown

Pebutter. Keep it going if you believe in love.

Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity Me: I hate Mondays lol Morpheus: He's The One

all of human history is just a search to find the people who like repeating the same proper nouns as you

Him: "why are you naked?" Me: "im eating lasagna"

if u loved me, u’d gimme the granola bar from yr lunch box

real hot bitch hours* *drinking red wine

this is a fundamentally solid post, but the question you SHOULD be asking is “has a lady ever fallen in love with a lady-monster”

this could be us but u playin

boypussy fries homosex

get in losers, we're getting gyoza

my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them

as someone who loves voodoo ranger, all these voodoo ranger variants have gone TOO far. “Citrus Slayer,” “Hop Dynasty,” “1985 Mango” like wtf are we doing here??

The gazer.

so she told me to come over and i took that trip, and then she pulled out mah mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip, i didn’t know she had the G.I. Joe Kung-Fu Grip, and it went UNHH—

When a lady shows me her boobies

been playing the Nonary Games and i can’t stop saying “Alice…” in a really dramatic voice

ayy girl, i want u to be my Amiga, why don’t u show me your Clavier Fonctionnel Grand Format

GUYS IM DONE WAITING