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Pet

yes you can’t make interesting art without being some type of pervert, but just bc you’re some type of pervert doesn’t mean your art is interesting. it’s like squares and rectangles

seth green’s faux fagcent in party monster is so fucking bad and yet it still doesn’t even break like the top 50 most egregious aspects of that movie

girl who comes over and gets approximately 2 gallons of boy butter on your duvet

allan ginsberg on combat rock voice: do the worm on necropolis…. put the pussy in a sarcophagus

Merry Christmas from Peter Lorre and Sidney Greenstreet

dogtooth

regret to inform that the monkees christmas album has riffs

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looked real cute last night :)

hey man, you ok? you've barely hugged your wire mother

cis girls hit your poppers like they’re taking a bump, it’s v endearing

what’s inside a girl?

Pablo Picasso was definitely, definitely called an asshole. That’s why your music will always be for babies only Jonathan. No fact checking.

one time I put a personal ad in a porno zine looking for older women and I got so excited typing it up that I forgot to include any contact info

daily affirmation: I do not live in a punk house. none of my roommates are named after rodents. nobody smokes cigs indoors

Mood swing

we regret to inform you that you are bad at hanging out

I must not watch short form video. short form video is the mind-killer, the little death that brings total obliteration

no dad, autofiction has nothing to do with cars. it’s more like- oh? the job search? well um, y’know. it’s going

Hole tramp stamp

u queers have got to stop writing etsy sticker type slogans on the walls with zero sauce whatsoever it’s embarrassing

fuuuuuuuuuuck just found out my favourite porn category are real people

yippee <3

I feel like batman. or halo

sorry babe I’m saving skin removal for marriage

Quote from Is The Future Female? by Lynne Segal (1987). Photo from Deadlier Than the Male magazine from the LA&M collections.

senile axl rose: do you know where I am? am I in the jungle, baby? am I gonna die?

idk man

Social Disease

I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of psychic warfare to their politics.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

back in high school my bio teacher was morally opposed to dissection so instead he had us neuter shelter cats. my lab partner fainted but I had such a knack for it they let me do three of them

*pointing at a guy with a weird head* that's gummo from the movie gummo

bandcamp friday is a great day to buy Sountracks for Sex Work icbcollective.bandcamp.com/album/soundt... • charity compilation album • free for SWers to use for work • proceeds to SW advocacy & aid thanks to @maschpit.bsky.social & everyone from the @clppng.bsky.social discord who made it real 🖤🔥.

every local fag bar has shit politics and zero atmosphere. gonna get a cooler full of beers and stand around in an alleyway like king of the hill

reading thru dennis cooper’s blog and intermittently muttering “that boy ain’t right”

you should be watching porn on public transit if you aren't already

nobody calls each other skanks anymore. which is probably good bc of the misogyny and stuff but it’s such a fun word. good hard consonant sounds

cum that cum cum that cum cum on the floor dream about me

yer all woman ta me, baby