got covid, can’t work, shit’s fucked. $depalmasux if you wanna help out with food/meds/etc. <3

you and your girlfriend take me home from the bar and I start acting like the dude from cure 1997

kick that token cis guy out of your band and get angrier

GAY MF DOOM: triple six length dick in his pink drawing pentagrams / farting dank kush bubbles stink thru the dental dam GAY MADLIB: *bela legosi sample* a life... is ended... pull the string!

rewatching farscape and the horrid old penis yoda thing gets entirely too much screen time

here's me gettin tallboys and a bag of nuts

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

oh hey, embodied exegesis mentioned. I have a story in there abt a girl turning herself into a car, you should check it out

"It took me a few months to track down all the issues. As I read them, I remember feeling more and more amazed. This zine was rewriting my entire understanding of transsexual history." defector.com/unearthing-t...

cruising (1980) remake where the pacino character learns what a therian is

oh goddammit

his last words were actually “counting or not counting hunting accidents”

THREE ZINES FOR $12 (+$3 FOR SHIPPING). INCLUDES TWO PULL OUT POSTERS. NUDES OF @princessaggy.bsky.social. 38 PAGES OF POETRY AND ILLUSTATIONS.

dick cheney died right as locktober ended, makes you think

MA REQUEST I hate to ask for help again so soon but my bank account is once again negative -$44 & I could use some help before I get charged overdraft fees 😅 ca/vm: mommywiseau ko-fi.com/mommyswomb

i've never said a rude word to a TSA agent but i do use the power of negative energy to convey to them that i have little respect for the work they do

howl’s moving punk house

i messed up the email so reposting 😭 there is no store that will host copies of my work, they are now super special rare books. For the time being this is the only way to get them. im doing it in bundles to streamline the process for me. do not ask for partial orders. instax chosen at random.

They took the ephedrine out of diet pills and the dxm out of cough syrup and they added bitter flavor to duster and morning glory seeds and then they complain that nobody is going to the store enough

oooh you’re a writer that explains so much

looked real cute last night:)

hey everyone check it out im a heterosexual movie by Gregg Araki

MS .45 (Ferrara, 1981)

dyke

having an accountability talk with my roommate, the little guy from katamari, after he rolled all my shit into a ball again

Video Head Cleaner

Napkin by @cartamonir.com is also back in stock: diskettepress.com/products/nap...

this being a netflix thing feels like somebody wished on a monkey’s paw

I can dish it out. The other thing doesn’t apply to me really. Put n/a

IT'S CALLED "MUFFING," COOP! IT ALLOWS YOU TO PLEASURE THE INGUINAL CANALS! I'M TELLING YOU YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ZINE IT IS INCREDIBLE

Hey party people, someone broke in while I was sleeping and stole my laptop. My books are all backed up, thank God, but my renter's insurance has a high deductible and if you like my work I'd appreciate some support right now patreon.com/scumbelievab...

we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps

“you’re like pj harvey. tiny and angry”

thermal paper portrait :)

pretty hate machine is about how trent reznor would be a really fun pain bottom at first and then ruin it by asking if you think he could ever pass as a girl

come see me & @depalmasux.bsky.social at mqtzf at Open Copy in Minneapolis today and tomorrow!!! buy out zines!!!!!! C:

noon to five today! sicko short fiction, nightmare party girl poetry, s/m love letters

come out to mqtzf tomorrow. special bloodstained edition of Spoiled Rotten. 13 copies, $13. it's the cheapest i can sell them 🖤

Today for @theverge.com, I talk about transfem narratives: the epistemic lockout from mainstream publishing, the advantages and pitfalls of the self-pub model, and what a global transmisogynistic panic implies for our ability to make our voices heard and represent our own lives and worlds.

tabling both days this weekend come check it out <3

The teaser trailer for By Time You See Me There Will Be Nothing Left, my directorial debut about a messy t4t serial killer couple, being a mentally ill cripple, and living in California in 2025, it’s a very depressing fucked up little movie and I can’t wait to show to yall (kickstarter below)