i should be this hot again i think

crszy when famous people just delete their whole ig like that use to be a strictly mental health crisis move

its like 100 fuckin degrees

"i lost 3 friends to diy" did they choke on a mouthful of spiro pills? what are you fucking talking about

let women have three arms!!!

listening to weather report again

t4t? yeah we can tell

true love turns you into an idiot /pos

i looked at the tube of blood being taken from me for the first time today and idk why i didn't start doing it sooner

stroke 3 friends on hrt for a special achievement

A Practical Guide To Stroking One Out

bro i love pigeons so much

fetish flattening harms us all !!

i'm sorry i peeled off your protective film

keysmash sparingly and carry a big stick

creating movie helped me come out as bisexual

the age gap gets less problematic if you fill the gap with partners with ages that advance in fixed increments. example: if a 24 year old is dating a 40 year old, then you just need a partners of 28, 32, & 36. then it's normal.

being gay rules cause she'll be like yowch i stepped on a rock and then ill get emotional the next time i see literally any rock

new and interesting forms of circumcision are just around the corner

defy me once more... ! and i'll be forced to flip the "KILLER GUS" switch!

lesbian headphone that tongue fucks ur ear

does this butt make my butt look butt

they need to make earbuds and headphones that don't feel like anything so i can spend all day and night on phone and video calls ray j you piece of shit get your raycon people to work on something for lesbians for once

guy from lynn massachusetts named lou england

damn if i were a human trafficker this would get me right out of massachusetts

An entire swathe of the non-trans woman queer and ally community seem to be under the impression that gentle instances of exclusion and tacit, apologetic approval of people who hate us are somehow better than outright terf behavior. Of course, that’s utter insanity; it is worse by miles.

the best posts can all be read in a woah vicky voice

wearing tall shoes with the tall girls, no shoes with the short girls

bean dad peen dad have you any wool

does this butt make my butt look butt

getting hammered with the gang and blasting weather report live sets in the target parking lot

the world will try to punish me for my naïve enthusiasm but i'll laugh and grin with blood on my teeth and continue skipping along

i like how bernie sanders's occupation is now Graham Platner Salesman

also if anyone is able to spare the communal $20 to help me cover the cost of a uhaul and other costs of the move my cashapp is $Wormwitch i’m on medical leave rn so I do not really have the money to be forced to move away in 2 months 🙃

there use to be a place around here where they made the best stuff. gone now. over there is the poop corner. that's still there, going strong. anyway it's $4000 a month

i like to think of my posting style as like if that one guy from don delillo's white noise had posting

stop sucking my dick! we need plumbers!

(white person trying to be anti-racist) hey look at this fucking guy he likes mayonnaise. mayonnaise liker! mayonnaise liker!

10 worsd every woman wants whispere din her ear

"creating movie helped me come out as bisexual"

asking the wigman for that cute little hairpiece april's got

charlie chapman

listening to janet jackson and being levelheaded

the song (untitled) by boris with stephen o'malley 2008

are you really in love if you're not putting her favorite jam on your pb&j

Smoothing out the vein by rubbing it a lot

theres actually alraedy an edit button it says "delete"

explain your @ i'm an awful spiteful horrible girl who makes everyone on this website cry and my name is willow which is an acronym for wow i love loitering outside Wendy's

guys everyone shut up