if i say i'm drinking at home tell me no

ig ads are nothing but sanrio stuff and nine inch nails merch atm

need more cute little plushies hanging off my bag

explaining my life to myself for some reason like "idk i think she just wants to be friends also i sat in a small puddle on the train and i think i have legionnaire's disease now. hope you're well"

i only like writing in a diary when i'm like manic happy otherwise it feels like a job at best or prison labor at worst

doing a roast battle with you but i tell you all the things i love about you because i consider roasting to be a labor of love and therefore don't understand the concept of roast battles

few things hotter to me than a look that shows off a woman's estrogen patches

cat girls attract other cat girls which is why the idea of calling a fight between women a "cat fight" is so absolutely absurd

balanced on the edge of the knife is a great place to fall in love

u ever regret stuff? haha yeah me neither

sorry i left your kickstand down are you ok

patting my bed at you like you're a cat

guy who always confuses stanley tucci with steve harvey

gender fluid femboy with a misgendering kink who only uses binary pronouns who gets off on being referred to with neo pronouns

i love going to sleep for fun before i wake up and go to sleep

could a faggot do this

you used to call me on my self-own

it's weird going on a website used by a bunch of people who have made you come and posting stuff like "there's a thin line between gilbert grape" or "hacksaw jim huggin" or "people walk so slow in the train station i'm a bitch"

ok women are really something

went for a walk :)

🗣️ christopha

(stand by your man tune) stand by your horpse

trans doggirl with a penchant for polkadots call her dollmatian

this bitch said horpses

my wife’s been sick at home for almost a week and needs some extra support. please donate if you can. any amount helps

you'd make a hot corpse. a horpse if you will

(they did surgery voice) they they'd a sex toy

insane new ways to incentivize things are dropping every day

they're putting me in a rocket and shooting it into space because i love women too much is this legal

What else is new

dick chalk

the only reason to use sir and ma'am is talking to pets

overly polite midwestern top saying ope i'm just gonna squeeze right into ya

Baby, Show Me The Database On Virtually All Living And Deceased Person, Allowing Me To Provide All Necessary Information.

C.J. and Slim.... call me

A Photographer Took Pictures Of People Before And After Telling Them To "Go Matt Houston Mode"

the ig algorithm is literally stalking me with cis me who is a beautiful canadian tattooer

KILL. KILL. KILL.

grape feeder starts putting grapes in your mouth too fast

crater tits vs the blowjob sisters

✋🛑STOP🛑✋ You are being BOOTED from the skyline! Reskeet with a photo of your 🥾👢BOOTS👢🥾 to continue scrolling

make cinnamon sugar toast and then put peanut butter and honey on it

🗣️ take testosterone

taking no prisoners hanging massive hog at the big grill-off call that scorched girth

a lot of problems would be solved—and many others created, possibly—if they put all of us in one city

yeah im into anime... animated conversations over drinks at the dive bar

whew