happy holestice everybody. sorry it's a bit late ❄️

the hardest part of srs gotta be making sure your winter penis doesn't grow in when u get rid of the summer one, and vice versa

BE NICE TO PENIS WOMAN

ultraman omega's tits are about the same size as mine how does he do it

once again proving that the robertson screw will always be the best type of screw.

(in the world where transfem penises are indeed known as phyllises) omg no i said a PHILLIPS head screwdriver

mrw she's on the domperidone and it's working

kissing around your estradiol patches in such a way as to not arouse suspicion that i'm trying to steal your hormones

🤦🏽‍♀️ not AGAIN. this is the THIRD TIME i've been pissed on today! and the SECOND time by a gibbon!! 🤷🏼‍♂️ 'tis the season!

looking at my hormone levels historically and thinking about that time i decided to do 16mg of ev every 5 days for a couple months trying to make up for being lowkey hondosed for 2 years

save a horse ride a cowboy

no, chipsmas is about french fries. not chips. crispsmas is the holiday dedicatef to chips. now get in the chipsmas spirit, cunts!!

unfortunately for you i have already portrayed myself as the weeks-from-now chad willow who has sex drive again because her cocktail of cross-sex hormones are in perfect balance and you as the weeks-ago sad willow who was too scared to ask her doctor for testosterone supplements

wait. WAIT-- ✋🏻 Phyllis 🤚🏻

my entire family just slipped on a giant banana peel

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

this website is FREE

putting (TMA) at the end of my display name

i just wanna say this: liberals are ruining this website. i shouldn’t have to spend several hours arguing with an army of blue morons trying to explain the most simple bit of satire. if you’re a literal grown adult and you can’t read words and say “oh that’s a joke” then you shouldnt be online.

Please help @sam.northsky.social by supporting her moving fund! She's been generously volunteering her time to help one of our mutual endeavors, and she's a sweetie pie who needs to escape the south of the USA. Please give if you can! 🙏✨

don't really watch a lot of solo music performance videos but like really good drummers and ppl who do synth bass really well always reel me in

fluidbonding with the homies on the clock (sitting on the sun dial in the center of town & passing around a 2 liter bottle of dr. peoper)

if your first reaction to people defending others is that they must be "fluidbonded" before thinking they might be FRIENDS, you need to fucking step away for a while

she gay

rifi's peanus butler cup's

uh, fuck ko-fi.com/emmamb

it was the $800 laser appointment what the fuck i literally don't know what to do

win a lifetime supply of PolyGruel and never let the 'cule go hungry again‼️

weird face shadows on the willow

why do i have 7000 followers

listening to tool on purpose

Hey just FYI if you're here you survived longest night once more, every day from here to june 21 will be longer and sunnier than the day before

wait. WAIT-- ✋🏻 Phyllis 🤚🏻

it's not a dick it's a larissa. no. barb. no?? ok it's a cathy ack

she's waiting to get her testosterone level checked 🗣️🤚🏻

the gathering of the jug bands

posting is basically pissing or shitting your body can't hold them it will cause severe discomfort abd damage your organs

guy named harrot like carrot

very little progress made, no groceries, 4 upcoming bills, and the looming killer that is $2000 rent. can we please make some progress? since getting fired i don't really have any other way to make this money 😔 $76.50/$4750 venmo: gayley_williams cashapp: gayleywilliams paypal.me/chemrain 💸💕

pov no longer means point of view it just means "person on video"

going into the twilight zone to find my wife and finding out i'm gay from a rod serling monologue

a little music to set the mood... *puts on a crackly as hell 75 year old record of harpsichord renditions of bach's preludes & fugues 9-16* now 😌 where were we 😏 *puts my legs over your shoulders*

mute dodging by spelling it like P155H0L3

me and my ear infection have a complex relationship, it's fine it's really okay normally she's super nice even it's just uhm uh well ... it's nothing

the album hairway to steven by butthole surfers 1988

I hate the self-defeating mentality bassists have. Oh, the audience doesn't care about me or my tone. Lock in with the drums. Wahhh No, the audience doesn't care about YOU because you are a coward and think that the audience matters. The audience likes what you tell them to like.

the album ΚΕΦΑΛΗΞΘ (psalm 69: the way to succeed and the way to suck eggs) by ministry 1992

nah sorry i don't really fw "stuff"

bwa