eating instant ramen but not the cup kind the stove kind

wishfully thinking it's 5am, nauseated on giving it all up again. (2025) hi, new playlist, new poem*, arts hard sometimes. dont have too much to say about this one, but the music is really good. we're just trying to shake off the rust, needed to get something together for this. thanks! enjoy 🎧🐍🎨♥️

little high pigtails saving my life

I know the devs would never fix it but it would be helpful if one of the interaction settings is don't allow bookmarks

god forbid a left testicle get a little torsion

kirkland signature 50w bass amp

rosalía how do u smoke and then sing like that are you god herself

i'm on here

guy whose favorite band is foster the people

new kulap episode of hollywood handbook is one of the best ones ever lmao

might burst into tears onstage tomorrow that would be cool i think

god damn i wish today was tomorrow

awkward ass hair phase right now

the smaller my dick gets the more i want to get rid of it which seems counterintuitive but like fuck at this point an insertable strap would be so much better you know

*the poem was too long for tumblr so i had to put it in the image/split the text for both poems across the three images (🫩), for the plain text version of the poem just look there. really am proud of the playlist so please give it a listen, enjoy the art and poem too! ♥️thanks sm♥️ - lour system ♥️

a lot of bad men's haircuts these days

look at this motherfucker. are you telling me you're gonna disagree that 2005 burger king is better than mcdonalds with the big iron pointed right at you? you're gonna get yer face shot off

they're making me less depressed tomorrow for a limited time

the album stardust by danny brown 2025

hello fellow bluesky users, I'm behind on every bill, my bank account is in the negatives, my credit card is well beyond maxed out, and I have no income. I really need your help this Halloween I made an album of ambient melancholy electronic moody beats, great for relaxing/focusing to. buy it!

when i put out the salyx ep i want to start doing videos

two things: the album the bpm by sudan archives 2025 and the album exinfinite by venera 2025

charli and john cale collab on the way is just another piece of the cheney dead/mamdani won chain of incredible news

too many mfs releasing new music i want to listen to at the same time slow down jesus fucking christ

the album lux by rosalía 2025

the album magnetism by kali malone & drew mcdowall 2025

they should make thundershirts for puppy girls

just when i was about to bite the cyanide capsule

the album shion by yukiguni 2025

an absolute weirdo yet one of the most normal Bills of all time, for the record sorry but it really is a cursed name

sometimes a transbian talks to you about women in such a comical way like dang dog you're like cuckoo for women you must have loved the mask growing up

billy was a cute kid and he's a distant relative. we don't really talk much but we have some common interests we can bond over if we run into each other at a family thing

wait "bag end?" you mean like the balls part of the penis?

🚨⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION ⚠️🚨 i just found out that the smallest mustelidae is literally called the least weasel

2:45 am i could really go for a coke acola

thinking about women again...

Greetings, new Bluesky users! We’ve met before, haven’t we? At your house Don’t you remember? As a matter of fact… I’m there right now Call me Dial your number Go ahead

have you had “the surgery” yet? (pronoun change operation)

the bit continues

(wearing a tshirt for the podcast network Maximum Fun) soy moding

putting a sticky jote on you that says SAVE FOR LATER :3 note

crinkling up for the night

barkeep code red and tequila please

mtn dew craving

calling myself a Maker because i take shits regularly

the fact that no one questioned what "Hotel Style" means

i love nashed potatoes mashed

hold up moses sumney is in maxxxine?!

too much milk in my mashed potatoes but it's ok they're covered in dinty moore beef stew anyway