the year is 2030 and all cock ring manufacturers have been legally required to included a "smoking causes cancer" type label on their products that says "surgeon general: cock ring use with feminized penises that are uncircumcised may resemble alex jones for up to an hour after ejaculation"

having an autistic melt UP ☝🏻

ok i'm working on it

not enough hormones in my body tired is kind of one of the more peaceful forms of tired honestly

hey whats up

my tits are burnin someone must be talking about Religion again

martha stewart's brother Beef

cale me dinty most because i'm i've got i am filled to the BRIM with beef stew

hmmm i might be 2 days late on my shot

pissing up a rope faster and harder than any of you mother fuckers

a 4x4?? pitiful!!

they got a guy name of Jack Wheat here doing feed back with a acoustic guitar made of Box

god i missed having a gas range

i gotta put some art up damn

i'm a local ingredient

need peanut butter

listen gregg i love you but like. idk they're having sex with me plenty

ok this is bars for once listen to the uncharacteristically wise words from co–star, babies

inexplicably this is one of my favorite photos ever taken of me 🎱 (yes, i made this shot 😤)

don't throw the bath water out with the baby guys

love my friends on this website

hi i've maxed out my credit cards moving and still don't have work in the area and just got hit with parking tickets pretty bad and i hate to do this but if u can spare anything to help me get by, my venmo is @thrillow and my cashapp is $thrillow too

i'd rather be 🦐

Few reminders: LUST HAG eleanorharper.bandcamp.com GET SLUICED demonsluice.bandcamp.com/album/dancer... LISTEN TO LEGENDARIUM legendarium.bandcamp.com And never forget: BOLT THROWER

would be kind of funny if jay caved to an open letter that was addressed to "gentlemen" would be like stealing One Of The Good Ones valor

your slightly chunky gf asks if you want to go get pizza. do you accept y/n

danced my ass off nonetheless😤

women exist for only seven purposes but here's 2 of them: to love their sister and to post

instagram stop showing me food monstrosity reels challenge

he's going to do it

if anyone can suggest what dv support I should contact as a trans woman in nyc it would help

the fbi has arrived at my home. they show me a printed out post of mine that says "set the controls for the ass of the butt" and just look at me with disappointment.

wearing very soft pajama pants

@safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team if being trans is added to the list of content that requires being scrubbed in the name of US law, or payment processor demands, will you comply with those orders?

HUH???? sex can feel my brain daily

first baked potato in the new place

calling boston "da city" because i am starting a villain arc

welcome to da city baby here is your several parking tickets because you don't have your parking pass yet because you literally can't get it until u receive your updated registration in the mail dumbshit

Barry and The Nameless One

girls guys folks i think i might be a little depressed

i'll want to leave the house again someday

i'll be horny again someday

this one's 4 the freaks ily

may learns about Jordan Peele's Get Out (2017) a story in 4 parts

i'm so tired dog

"what if god was one of us" idk man what if the post man was Elvis shut the hell up

standing by our trans friends now & forever - you are loved, you are worth fighting for, & you have my loud support always. if you weren’t vocal before as an ally now is the time to speak up 🏳️‍⚧️

tired: yoni egg wired: cunt grape

a new study has just revealed the two most beautiful words in the english language: "daddy's hungry"

hey check it out it's three little kitties :3