Mighty wizards of the realm, fellow mages of great wonder and whimsy, seekers of all matters esoteric and arcane, discerners of obfuscated matters, and even the contemptible wicked enchanters of Incantria... I've gathered you all here to say you're getting kinda "woke"

1d30 orcs (contemplative)

Favorite dinosaur is easy, favorite bug is very difficult, there are things that just make sense

They SHOULD beat you up, repeatedly and often.

You ever devour the slime from whence you sprang, yeah i didn't think so

I'm ingesting molds you never heard of from sources you didn't think possible

"big things coming soon" -rapturetok

Entombing myself within my wicked structure because i only learned how to conjure walls

Home Depot got the fuckin orc brute now

New gender neutral bathroom dropped

Local bands JoJo anime 🤝 Announcing an announcement

Man... No words

My phone made a little photo album for "the magic hour" and it's all these nice sunset pictures and then this

Nile

My one group is finally going back to our 3.5 Dark Sun game after 13 months off so now i don't feel so bad thinking about Athas every single day again. Fire and sand baby.

Unsheathing the sword of Damocles Or am I Or maybe now I am Or now

Bro are you seriously not tempering your steel

Barbarically replaced my right eye with a cruelly carved gem of evil last night

Y'know if Mark Wahlberg were there with his kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did

Hanging with the (arguably) youngest dwarf in the bunch tonight

Astrophysics 5ever

Tolkien running out of adjectives: Guizilthir the Fucking Bitch

Severian. You Remember Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You and they'll kill you and they'll kill you and they'll kill you and they'll kill you and they'll kill you and they'll kill you and

Voltage Lounge Philadelphia, PA RIP

1. Why 2. Why 16

Bofur deez nuts (drink check)

As far back as i can remember, I always wanted to receive notifications about possible measles exposure

Put the cart back. Learn how 4 way intersections work. Learn how to park. Restaurants make sandwiches way too tall. They also make the eggs way too runny. *Mork borg*. False wizards. The ethereal. Fast food isn't fast.

Been trying to keep track of a list of countries with postal services (at least temporarily) halting deliveries to the US because of de minimis going away and I’m up to: South Korea, Singapore, Norway, Finland, Czechia, Austria, Belgium

Knights in wight satan

Save mana, scry with a friend

What makes ai data centers so impenetrable, so indestructible

Thinking about the desert and all of its deadly possibilities

"are you using our mobile app" I'm using my best judgement. I'm using my words. I'm using my mind and my heart.

Writers in 2025: gotta make sure my world building is consistent or they'll tear me to shreds online Robert E Howard, 1935: Conan's a pirate in this one! Now he's a frontiersman! Now he's leading a charge of knights!

I feel like Ritchie Blackmore would have strong opinions on dungeon synth

Finally

Evil Slayer be like

Absolute fuckin shit trash. Using this would be an infinitely worse use of time than just telling someone about a weird dream you had.

Opposite centaur. Human bottom, horse top

It's finally happening! One of my favorite ttrpgs of all time is coming out in English! Sword World Rpg is finally coming to the west! I can't wait to own English books! #ttrpg #rpg #swordworld mugengaming.com/blogs/news/m...

I got them dogs in me (dead man walking)

That's my emotional support plethora of documents full of various rpg house rules

Flicking tonsil stones at ppl in line at motor vehicles

Capitalism

RIP Ozzman