tamagotchi but way way easier to keep alive

everyone shut da heck up Lumines Arise is out

wind sucks. i am in my headscarf era

who else up watching eastern european cartoons

been made by Team Ninja

was gonna do the face + scent bit but i threw my gym towel in the wash :(

signal is one thing but please dont follow girls to a secondary discord

everything i ever got good at i did without practice

starting off my presentation with "I assume we are all familiar with the basics, so I'll just skip ahead a bit" while moving through a dozen powerpoint slides full of extremely complex math and charts just to humble the audience

in colorado they let you do anything with a flannel. eat at fancy restaurants. go to a wedding. star in a wedding. murder

avoiding consequences for my terrible piña coladas. i will not be held acoconutable

29" scale, you say 🤔🤔🤔 www.solar-guitars.com/product/a2-6...

you know i'm from deep trailer trash america cause i've had three family members on this show, all on unrelated episodes

all the other kids with the pumped up kicks go cleveland rocks cleveland rocks

what's your cringe background noise show

the left needs a joe rogan. to dissolve and ritualistically feed to the primordial shuddering orb

never ask a millenial what it was like before internet jfc they get so depressed

its time to destroy chaos

this one goes out to @estroclysm.neocities.org, the most dedicated chaos destroyer i know

sorry if this feels like a targeted subtweet, its really not. anyone reading this and worrying it might be them is not the kind of person who does this

male loneliness epidemic is because society told you that having sex with your bros was gay

theres a certain brand of queer woman that regularly oversteps my boundaries and makes me uncomfortable but i let it slide because im an ally (tm)

Some of yall need to learn the difference between a thing you can say to your best friend and a thing you can say to a stranger (this is a subskeet but not of any of my followers, you’re all lovely)

The truth is, I'm cute. Sorry.

world needs more gay af deathgrind

the album Platters of Splatter by deathgrind band Exhumed

game studios i try to keep an eye on:

if any of you ever hear about a new From Software game you have to tell me fyi

imagine how much the right hates the democrats if everyone left of center does too

Okay but what methodology are you using for your shitposts?

excuse me???

men dont stand in the rain to earn a womans favour anymore and it shows

believe what you will, people used to work for their dreams. you had to get outta bed and go down to the seedy gas station to see a hot girl

Does anyone know what stock the FPP color 35mm 125 film actually is?

from the adhd group chat: > Thought “I’ll have a quick 15 minute sit down before going out to get mould spray” at half past eleven. I’m still here. Watched two feature films. In Welsh. I don’t speak Welsh.

making a béchadel sauce and only women are allowed to taste it

sunday. wake up. babysit a fix on one of the databases. go back to bed. if regular automation hasnt been able to figure this one out in decades, i doubt AI will

should be an option to hide posts with pics that dont have at least rudimentary alt text

finally starting The Untamed (2019)

Bringing back a classic

making a béchadel sauce and only women are allowed to taste it

🍻 aaaand Avalanche crushed it 9-1 🙌

i was right, 8-1 and still going lmaoo

gonna believe the scoreboard is out cause they dont wanna embarrass the Oilers 😭

First game back

Holy moly Parker Kelly. He pulls off a dangle and a shorthanded goal, the first of the season for Colorado. Touchdown, Avalanche! 6-1! #GoAvsGo

Obese transsexual seeks Godhood.

Oh woah I forgot that suits are for women only

here she is

we got it running. this games already feeling like a blowout wtf