remembering how my dads "ill help you pack if you wanna leave so bad!" friend chickened out when i told him i was ready for that help packing. he said the city was too risky for him to be driving through (there were protests that week apparently)

i gotta remember to learn "how do you say...?" in the languages im trying to speak. i bet it sounds cool af

iphone shuffle and it just does random shit

Website Analytics feels like an Original Sin level human transgression. 10,000 years from now our descendants will mythologize it’s birth like the box or the apple

so many of my friends are the happiest with themselves theyve ever been and the unhappiest with the world at the same time

sure mom, jesus has returned. he waited precisely until AI and mass reality hallucinations started popping off all over the place

its performance review season!! an exhaustive writeup of my entire being is currently underway by @nessiopeia.space and will be published shortly. a press conference and release will follow

“It’s tummy Tuesday” I shout as the strings of faith that bind me to my lord lift me and all other tummy girls up to heaven

and there's the second ending of rise of the ronin done. doing the final boss fight underleveled is a hell of a thing, but thanks to the delicious taste of super stat buff medicine, i just barely won not gonna 100% it (as per usual), so bring on that nioh 3 PC beta and then all the DLC a year later

i stopped caring about aesthetics and started caring about athletics

D add♭4/♭♭6

people are not their governments

Last year around this time I hooked up with a really grody and obnoxious tgirl who only seemed to have a laptop and a blow-up bed she kept dead center in her apartment. Specifically I remember her riding me and me staring at the ceiling thinking "man this sucks" lol

i think theres no "good" way to do social media because its born of a bad worldview

which one you is the sleepy one

like yeah that rube goldberg machine seems neat but no one except you is going to be able to maintain it bro

D add♭4/♭♭6

would u save me from the river

they should make trench coats for hot women

Tylenol does not cause autism but ibuprofen DOES make you gay

dont mind me... *sheathes katana* for i am simply,,, *runs fingers along the brim of my fedora* an idea,. *shimmies*

what language are you studying rn

Intellijel: The Quadrax does literally everything! Me: Can I modulate the rise segment? Intellijel: You can do that. Me: It's easy, right? Intellijel: I said you could do that.

It’s the steak dinners that’s gonna give you spiritual cancer, it’s the tallow balms that’s gonna give you spiritual cancer

I know I talk a lot about muscles and jawlines here but a girl with a big nose is also fucking divine. I melt at the sight of the feminine schnoz

me thinking: "we toil this day, brethren! let us tend the lands, let us uproot our curses and earn the blessings of light!!" me doing: *picking up soda cans around the house*

i think even athiests should be working on their spiritual health

comphetition

religious cheeks: did you hear about the clapture?? 🫦🍑

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women 6ft+ are fun to leg sweep and topple. theyre too busy foraging in the tops of trees to see me pouncing in for the ankle pick

*sassy judge voice* "No, no, no- Sir, I am talking. In your own testimony, you stated the type and amount of lubricant agreed upon by all the relevant parties, and in your follow-up questioning you revealed that you had, in fact, used an entirely different lubricant. Is that correct, Sir?"

I really am the mother for all trans girls. I have now given away 2 blahaj's to tgirls that didn't have one

long time no see 😘

math is red, english is purple, history is black, science is yellow, and art is orange

if you once followed a mildly funny account on twitter a decade ago and are still liking her soup posts and emotionally vilnerable moments to this day, you WILL see gods light

this was another 10/10 im so proud of myself frfr

moderation is largely a work of laziness anymore, and an AI will never be able to manage any nuances in smaller communities. moderation will trend towards whatever the societal powers deem acceptable, boring, and safe and thats that

lunch soup

not feeling hopeful or determined today but we are hitting the gym anyway, ive got my eyes on the prize 20 in-flight projects to work on for distraction and its the thinnest ive ever stretched myself i feel like a parachute being kept afloat by hearburn

After my family endured a mass shooting a reporter showed up at our door, while my mom was across town sleeping in the hospital next to my dad who had been shot. I’ve long wondered why I hated that reporter more than the shooter. Liberal reactions to the nazi uprising has given me the answer

itd be funny to just revert some people to a post timeline from two years ago and watch them relive the worst drama all over again in real time

concept: what if the world was good

ive changed and society has subsequently gotten more lame and puritan

i hadnt done my shot yet and i forgot my whole morning supplement routine AND i didnt work out yet so this tracks

today is bad and my mood is bad too!!! wtfff

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i have to roll my eyes a little when i read posts by brits claiming muslims arent integrating enough because islam is anti-lgbt 😒 that sounds british as hell from where im standing

i think you have to fumble a lot to get good at scoring

I think the problem with western society is that we don't have enough platonic cuddling and handholding