watching sports in 2025 is a certain kind of punishment. never seen an industry say No Thanks to your money quite like it

fuck Colorado

raremorph fetcham - 40 mins #beastieball

Did anyone play Force of Will around 2017? I'm trying to get some decent decklists for the Return of the Dragon Emperor format (so Pricia / Lilias Petal but no Yggdrasil or Severing Winds). I'm trying to build a battle box to play with friends but resources are pretty slim!

non-quaternary

I have absolutely cooked with this bound intro don't stop till the club go silent

i really am just the female vanilla ice

gurlge

people that drive below the school zone speed limit contribute more to anti-natalism than any political movement ever could

this fit went hard, im wearing it again

the people who love me dont care when i look like a dork

getting my surgeon to install bat wings so i can be a VHS cryptid on a tape in the river from when your mom goes missing in my town

crashing a brunch party where theyre blaring the drew carey show on a projection TV thats got the bloodborne HUD burned in while i burn myself trying to drink the sterno under five foil trays of premixed spaghetti

all games are divorced games, except wrestling, Madden & Halo which are unc games

lib take but the president has been hogging the shared orange brain cell and thats why our cats have been stupid af for 10 years

ffxiv is not an unc game its a divorced game

hades 2 is a nephew game but theres no good gender neutral words for nephew so the take is contentious

nioh isnt an unc game its an ex-wife game

i am always right

...am I in trouble? ... ...can I be?

does anyone know anything abt the trans community in Colombia I have a friend that maybe wants to start hormones and it would be cool to point them at resources

how do i make sure i remain Not Autistic

what if instead of Raw Time it was McGraw Time

horkin ward or wardly horkin??

who up guggen they heim

i do almost anything a hot girl suggest tbh im weak

under communism, society will reward you justly for espgaluda skills

i must just be unnaturally good at shoot em up games because ive never had a problem completing any of them

short people get away with being weird little creeps in ways that tall people simply cannot

raw time

this game is one of the biggest reasons im "woke" (aka gay af) in the first place

arc raiders is such an unc game i cant handle it. nl was so right, unc knows

lame that i only feel useful when im doing something extreme that nobody else would sign up for

Let's criticize people for their actions and not their bodies

Highlander (1986) but it's me with a sword listening to Queen and making sure I'm the only one who wins No Nut November.

jet li The One (2001) but its me going into all the parallel dimensions to make sure im the only one who wins No Nut November

cant spar because ffs is coming up 😔

taking not time off for the holidays but putting in a week of PTO for when nioh 3 drops is normal adjusted behavior

theres a strain of white guy that got into progressive politics because he experienced discrimination by being a fan of dave matthews band

theres a strain of white guy that got into progressive politics because he experienced discrimination by being a fan of dave matthews band

reading my best posts out loud to my therapist who seems to be writing something down

girls are intimidated by me cause im good at team ninja games

i was a terrible project manager specifically because i have zero chill

i think we should have actual pagers and i think we should be realistic about how quickly someone can deal with an issue especially at 2am

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All i am saying is that electrons are fucking negative all the time and none of you are bitching about them.

me *sticks thumb tack up into the ceiling* them: "what the fuck are you doing?!" me: "I feel like I'm always under a tack!"

*girl sends nude* me: Ack