Goodnight, bsky.

@misskaneda.bsky.social checking out nearby construction #sizesky

When you wake up to a text that affirms your life is on the right path

Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO

I caved

goodness, look at how small you are anyway :)

Call me chapter 7 the way I want to be liquidated by a large and powerful body

I am a weak woman being assaulted by Black Friday deals everywhere I look and if I just had $500 to spend on shoes everything would be fine

Wow, this is me af

What if I started posting photos like this again?

Hi neighbor!

If you think I'm such a villain you should really try to see things from my perspective. I mean you guys look like ants why should I feel bad.

The view from my back door

Grow the nanobots

Lady in a boring marriage accidentally walks in on two of her maids having sex and now she can't stop thinking about them without getting flustered

One fox… then later two fox !! #FoxFriday

TMBG with the exquisite @velcrocandy.bsky.social

I yield to the selfie checkpoint. Repost with a cute selfie to continue with your day (if you want, I'm not a cop)

The pure lesbian tension in the first half of The Handmaiden (2016) gave me both chest pains and heart palpatations

Sushi and shopping and martinis and video games and wildlife documentaries with my precious Angel, @misskaneda.bsky.social, on our day off together. She's such an amazing gal. 🥹

If you see this, QTP with your favorite fighting type Pokémon

We love seeing hot girls in dresses qtp with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃🏻

Anarchist Pamphlets Knocked to the floor By a puppy girl's tail At the trans benefit punk show

It took too long to learn how pretty this girl is when she's on her knees

did anyone ever remake this with delta this is one of my fav mgs pics outside "are clowns patriotic"

It took too long to learn how pretty this girl is when she's on her knees

Thinking about this again this morning

My 25yo employee just said "Gamergate, what's that?" and I genuinely don't know how to feel

Me: *gestures to a dark spot on her sweatpants, questioning* Her: "Honey." Me: "Yes, baby?" Her: "No, I..." Me: *giddy cackling* Her: 😠

Need the number of the girl who owns this

Getting unceremoniously dropped into someone's panties when they hear a knock at the door and when they answer it's one of your friends saying that you've gone missing and asking if they've seen you. you can feel them get instantly turned on as they lie and say "no, I haven't seen them in weeks"

I'm not going to use all caps or be demanding but I'm vain enough to appreciate a spontaneous selfie opportunity

this one uttering its devotional prayer to its Goddess @sarahtomb.bsky.social

This one is an extension of Her will.

Time for jazz

Top? Bottom? I'm whatever the girl on the right is.

wait so yall don't have a tiny city full of tiny people in your house that live in constant fear of you? weird

I bite her because I love her! @misskaneda.bsky.social

i zoomed out a bit

I hit the jackpot, folks

She's wearing this chunky grey sweater and every time her elbow goes below the table to scoop up a bite from her plate the collar stretches to the side and shows her shoulder and the strap of her sports bra and I'm so so so fucking gay

don't fumble the girl who could match your freak just because you didn't wanna come off as "weird" to her. she 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙨 you to be weird with her

getting cozy at home after going out ❤️❤️❤️

i’m too lazy to use this but i feel like i’m cooking here

Had an incredibly detailed dream last night that ended with kissing a bsky crush, and now a woman I had a date with over a month ago just texted me out of the blue? It's Kylie season. The universe is telling you to tell me if you want me.

I wanted to wait until my girlfriends had seen in person, but the constant onslaught of MeUndies ads finally got me

I really am just a gorgeous woman.