Getting a shirt that says "I 💜 cowering cuties"

Discovered today that wearing a hoodie like a pathetic sub bottom keeps my hands safe from the tiny toaster oven

I wanna see you get the most out of you Magic collection. In Commander and Oathbreaker you'll make best use of your mythics and rares. In PDH and @pendragonmtg.com you'll put your commons to work. Time to get use out of your uncommons. Come give @clovermtg.bsky.social a try! discord.gg/HZBqB7tuF

i would like to stop seeing art of trans women from TME queers that are indistinguishable from fascist caricatures of us end up on my timeline pleaaase 👍

Yall have seen what's going on with the rising fascism focused on trans people and you might not know what to do to help... well here is what we are doing as artists...

I was trying to record a video of making my coffee but I didn't realize my phone was on photo mode. I did realize that there's probably some tiny perverts who'd like this view, though.

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Saying “you can proxy random cards to be expensive lands by using markers” with the same energy as “you can just be a different gender than the one they gave you”

do yall like my new shoes

When she gets a little tipsy and rants about Victorian literature at the dive bar 💗🥰✨💖

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

Chat, we are beyond so back. We have moved into places we've never been.

Seriously, though.

Flipping off the 80-foot wide American Flag at Camper World

They're saying she has the most grabbable hair ever. They put it in the paper, a combination of lushness and tensile strength heretofore unseen. They're editorializing about the sounds she makes when you get a fistful. "Simply a must-try for a modern woman of aggressive inclination!"

Kiss me like you own me. Kiss me like I'm property and everyone needs to know it.

The torment of waiting for women in time zones to the west to wake up and respond to my cute good morning voice memos

Girl that's going home

If I was looking for a sign to get the fuck out of MA and head back home, I think I found it

"good girl"

CLOVER BABY YEAH!!!! 20 decks to lend! Clover themed Ancient Tomb playtest cards to pass out! Come and try your new favorite MTG format. SO EXCITED!!

You know the sex is good when she fears for her life just enough. :3

Finally got around to this, it's a more interesting and engaging quiz than most. Honestly, it feels very right. www.buildyourdynamic.com

Spent a lot of my drive sending voice memos to multiple incredible women and then took a page out of @sarahtomb.bsky.social's book and listened to myself. Gosh, I'm really charming and clever and sweet! And my subby voice is so soft and femme. Someday I'll stop being shocked that women are into me

700 mile road trip on a terrible night of sleep. Just took a nap in a McDonald's parking lot and I'm feeling fresh

Just wish more girls saw a woman who worked at the theater when the first Spy Kids movie came out and, instead of getting starry-eyed and wishing I'd put a cigarette out on their arm, instead considered how much of a rush it would be to have someone who voted for John Kerry lick their shoes.

need to (dis)respect their elders

Being lovingly called out by a friend and accepting that yes, I am indeed prime milf material.

Around here we call this frugal asset reuse. JOIN US, WONT YOU. This friday, at 10PM EST, let's play some birthday jackbox with VIEWERS like you! All ya need is a web-browser and a good attitude. But if you don't let me win I will cry. Catch that over at twitch.tv/didistarshot

Appropriately attired for watching Ponyo (I cried)

"YOU ARE THE REDDEST PERSON EVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥"

It's startling how much wearing even a low heel does for my energy and mental state. Just hearing my boots clack while I'm walking around is pure serotonin

Post transition, I'm no longer sad enough to enjoy most of Conor Oberst's stuff, but this album still rips so hard

There's nothing hotter than watching your girlfriend take a selfie

My maidslop wife

Valentine's dance party time

HEY what da hell, this isn't the sales report i asked for??? #sizesky

Just discovered they made a Red Sonja film in 2025 and it is exactly what you would expect it to be.

Looking through old photos for something and damn, 2021 Kylie had some moments

I came into $80 unexpectedly and I have *not* ordered 100 New Capenna full art basic lands, but I have confirmed I *could*

listen if going into god mode in SimCity and raining down catastrophes upon the very people you gathered there doesn't stir something in you then i feel bad for your

Ordered an outfit for kink night tonight

Girlfriend called me cute with three "u"s so I guess I'm posting the selfie

need to get cornered and aggressively hit on at the inn by a smug, smirking elven ranger clad in what is clearly human leather armor. imagining her whispering "you're just my type, mortal - isn't that lovely for you? Say that it's lovely for You, now. Thaaat's a good mortal!"

be a faggot. be a pervert. enjoy life

In my desperate attempt to unwind during a mini snowy staycation I've stumbled upon this gem and I think I'm in love

Teehee. #SizeSky