The second time I saw the first AVENGERS, there was a guy in front of us who continuously muttered “Oh shit” at every big moment

Sending Eminem back to the Danelaw

Hrothgar’s skald laying down sick rhymes about Heorot‘s golden roof and many spears and shields, unlike other kings whose rooves are thatch and have never attracted a single envious Cainson or murder mother.

“A young man boasting of his deeds in rhyme, accompanied by drums and what I assume is a strange flute?”

And this is when I once again pitch my Asian LotR concept where the Orcs are the British East India Company expies

An entire nation thrilled to make third place… tonight we are ALL Lib Dems

This is probably the highest scoring game of the tournament, no?

Cheering for a damaging primary

Ready the Brexit jokes

Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. For our collective freedom, Bill Lumbergh

Absolutely the fuck not.

The thing about the pre-Church Committee CIA to keep in mind is that the head of the anti-Soviet division shared all his secrets with his drinking buddy who was both an English aristocrat and also a Soviet double agent

Imagines Snoopy cum intelligentia artificiali delenda est

"Crying babies are similar to someone shooting up heroin in public" do you people listen to yourselves or talk to anyone not on the internet

Someone be blocking Puss In Boots

This is one poll, though. The averages have it closer to D+6 www.natesilver.net/p/generic-ba...

Didn’t Chambers brag about doing it?

Bro why you claiming lineage from historically famous losers? Don’t believe the Frank Miller press

Self selection bias from a poll from a site named the Vacationer is off the charts; “95% of the people in this Dorchester bar think the Yankees are lying cheats” ass survey

This may be the most clickbait article of all time www.newyorker.com/culture/open...

Western leftists look up how Jordan, Lebanon, and Syria treat Palestinians within their territory challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

...they literally do that WITH PALESTINIANS YOU IDIOT.

11 in a row! 🗒️: bit.ly/3T3GNlm

The Boston Red Sox’s record:

Communist front ass operation

AIPAC isn’t great, but anyone who uses it as a dog whistle is intrinsically suspect

Given she’s still intact they likely have some sort of plan - not sure what “Plan” could also mean donor ship for the Disneyland counterpart

One of my favorite @deniseoliver-velez.bsky.social moments of all time. I will miss learning from her.

Seems a good start to the second half of the season

On what grounds, perchance, would that even be legal?

Oh don't worry. Scotland's largest city would be annihilated in a nuclear war regardless of if any nuclear weapons were anywhere near it.

“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

Props to Solo Leveling for making their elves capricious murderers rather than riffing on D&D

By the Treaty of Tordesillas, the World Cup trophy clearly belongs to the King of Spain

Getting CENTCOM to want to attack Iran is like convincing your dog to eat the burger you dropped on the floor

they. don't. have. the. dudes. "with all the power at his disposal" his self selected goon squad has been unable to pacify one medium US city at a time while the ARNG has demonstrated their goals are: - per diem - T32 bennies - stave off boredom - 8 million other things - avoid cops crossfire

IMO my read of Nolan is he *is* a lib but also skeptical of populism/radicalism (see the Dark Knight trilogy) but also has an appreciation of virtue (bravery/courage/etc) sort of a burkean lib, if that makes sense

There is nothing more low-T than accusing people of being low-T

The Murdochs may be achieving the previously unknown anti-anti-anti-Trump state

Now the question is whether he’s talking about Canadian Bacon or South Park

We all know who really sunk the Belgrano

Welcome to the most important job you'll ever have @andyburnham.bsky.social Cartoon brilliance by @bjennings90.bsky.social for @theguardian.com

Press X to doubt

Because you all need the reminder: - J6 was a FAILED insurrection. - It failed because the police, military, Guard, etc. are not in his pocket and never were. - It also failed because Congress has safeguards to protect them. - Trump and the GOP have done absolutely nothing but FAIL since 1/20/25.

"how else was I supposed to get around??" Asks man whose job is riding a bike really fast

You look AI to me

The kids these days don't have a single Haruhi, back in my day we had TWO and on reflection neither of them were in very good shows.