He should talk about how trump gave him a blowjob

The Republican version of this tweet is "Well, I'd like to see ol Billy testify under oath about THIS!"

So wait, the plan of the House Republicans (avg IQ 75) is to invite Bill Clinton, who appears to be basically absent from the Epstein Files, and give him a chance to talk to camera for like 8 hours?

Just a bunch of dudes absolutely committed to being miserable. We could see what language appears in a bill that could come up for a vote, or we could do this.

not only that, I was saying it as part of my argument that *Trump's own justification for attacking Venezuela makes no sense*. it would be like if i said "the bush admin's justification for invading iraq makes no sense" and this site was like "how dare you insult the noble iraqi bioweapons program"

I'm not sure what to make of it, but every Somali I represent in immigration court currently (8 of them) have today had their hearings cancelled and their judges reassigned. They're now all assigned to a video judge from Louisiana and scheduled for court hearing in one month. 🧵

Y’all are really excited about this podcast

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Yo what

I do think people haven’t thought this through Assuming that these dipshits standing around dissuades voters—which I think you also need to argue—where do they actually go? They deploy them to like Chicago, then the Dems win but with fewer total votes. Who gives a shit

I do actually think that if you are a young single woman—especially in a rural area—having “No ICE” on your dating app profile might like legitimately dissuade some young men from joining

Remember when Republicans were actually in the minority. Challenge: impossible

Jeffries and Schumer are actually pretty good at counting votes so I’m legitimately curious to see where this goes

They have been in general obeying court orders, all of this would make those orders much easier to issue and maintain on appeal

Finally people are reading my erotic fan fiction

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These 5 people could caucus with the Democrats, giving them a majority & firmly opposing the fascism, any time. It might be nice for an enterprising journalist to ask them why they keep not doing this every day as the crimes & corruption continue & John Thune refuses to fulfill his oath of office.

What the fuck

"By God I'll fight till hell freezes over, then I'll cut the ice and fight on."

This is something

“Why aren’t Dems responding to some random shit Steve Bannon said on a podcast” I don’t know it might be because they are employed

I am not up for a fight with burnout podcast lawyers today, but literally — requiring judicial warrants would more or less moot this in any way it mattered. But again, if we just let funding lapse in two weeks, they just get to raid the slush fund anyway!

DHS goons would like straightforwardly refuse to go to Chicago or Philadelphia neighborhoods by themselves

This is insane, this is like “drug trafficking is now legal in Minnesota” numbers

subject matter expertise makes the charge more credible

Very reluctantly coming to like Dark Hochul

Me, a sophisticate: oh this play is like 50% street brawls and dick jokes, sick

The French government telling you you’re a pedophile is like the Irish government telling you that you’re a drunk

It is extremely funny that the French government is dunking on Elon Musk on the website he paid $44b for

Ken Russell: I think I’m going to make John the Baptist a weird gremlin in my adaptation of your play Oscar Wilde: Will there be topless women in dominatrix outfits? Russell: of course Wilde: knock yourself out then

I’ll even be generous and say that if Mamdani fixes all problems in NYC by like June—a thing that, to be clear, he had not promised or implied he can do—I will gladly admit that I have been wrong about Dems this whole time, subject myself to public humiliation, stoning, etc.

My review of Salome: this whole thing smacks of Gender

Beer selection at the opera mediocre tbh

I guess the related thing is that my parents were much more politically radical than any of these people (my dad hung out with Leonard Peltier and got shot at by the Klan, my mom represented alleged IRA members) so I’m not super impressed by people refusing to vote or cynical posting

Me when I set a random dumpster on fire:

I frequently feel that my 2026 political analysis is hamstrung by the fact that I have normal and positive relationships with my parents

“The NAACP and ACLU don’t do activism” is, I think, something you’d need to argue rather than assume Argument by arbitrary definition is sort of cute/fun your first year of grad school but you’re supposed to figure out that it isn’t interesting or productive in one of those initial seminars

“valorously setting a dumpster fire” is not a phrase I think I have ever seen someone write sincerely

One must simply abjure and abhor hoe-scaring behavior if one is to achieve success in war or politics—Sun Tzu

It’s going to be a lagging indicator but something that is going to be interesting to look at is what the number of drug trafficking, gun possession, and child pornographic/exploitation indictments and convictions looks like year-over-year in 2026

Good lord

I get that Occupy Wall Street was a formational experience for some people but it was a total and comprehensive failure, we’re now at peak oligarchy! “Your plan of winning voters to your side pales in comparison to my strategy of living in a tent and complaining about liberals”

This is true in that if you ask people “should voters be identified before voting” they say yes, people are not however big fans of their grandmothers arriving at the poking place and being told she can’t vote because she didn’t renew her driver’s license, which is what Johnson wants

The inability to imagine why a person actually resisting ICE in their own community might not be thrilled with strangers setting random, literal garbage fires in the place they live is, I would say, the sign of a person for whom activism is experientially identical to commenting on YouTube videos

There’s this sort of bizarrely common folk belief on here that activism and anonymity are not just compatible (not really) but constitutive of each other (incorrect) This is perhaps because people mistake anonymous posting for activism (it isn’t)

It is very funny that one of the only people, out of thousands of the ultra rich and celebrities who were exposed to Trump and Epstein's pedophilia, who immediately said fuck this and got out of there was the dude from 2 Live Crew