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Every commercial this WC is like: (europeanly) I lobe the AI

Think I’d like to see Belgium pull it off over Spain but no strong feelings either way

Ketchup and mustard, chopped onions if they’re available

We got a game, folks

Surprise thunderstorm has us very pupset

I...worked on this jacobin article for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out

really think that if democrats hold any chamber of congress next year that a condition of passing a budget is the removal of russ vought, who has a genuinely tyrannical vision of presidential power and is a focal point of the lawlessness of the trump administration

it's called sports it's called baseball and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular

It's that time of year again. The Light Bat Scouting Bureau has been hard at work getting YOU ready for the 2026 MLB Draft. We've got our list whittled down to the very best 150 names available, and we'll be releasing them between now and the draft. For now, here's a sneak peak at our Top Ten!

it should be assumed as a matter of course that DHS and ICE lie about everything

is this bad

hegseth's facial hair obsession kinda feels like what someone mistakenly promoted to leadership does when they're in over their head: pursue pointless little exercises of authority, as if fixating on little things can convince everyone they're also on top of big things

This came to me in a dream

People who say Frasier Crane can't be forgiven because they jailed a former child-star are the same people who simp for these folks.

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pirates sucked no more world cup will i be forced to rawdog the rest of this shift

people love slop - it's sincerely crazy how much people actively want stuff to watch that they know kind of sucks and is stupid

In my research on PLATO - I found this man named John Pasta.

morocco played well, but france is just that good

if this one gets dropped on you, you gotta leave the group chat in shame

Levin Furniture Final Weekend Sale Ad ABC/WEWS 5 2000-07-27 : 4s

you cannot stoppé mbappé

Racism aside, there is nothing that the Chinese Communist Party wants more than for America to continue to be run by stupid hicks like this woman whose careers are dedicated to flushing every competitive advantage we have down the toilet.

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This is far stupider and worse than the boring seniority schedule that the institutional democrats tend to favor in picking candidates

I think Enzyme is a beautiful name for a boy or a girl

Obviously it’s not that I wish him a bad one, but “Happy Birthday” is a funny thing to say to Thomas Ligotti of all people

if you're problematic you legally have to tell me

once upon a time was a cop in a mall then he found his way in our hearts im watching on youtube and laughing at clips of paul blart

wherever you come from, whatever your cuisine, we will find a way to dip it in cornmeal and fry it within two generations american cultural victory

LANTERNFLY SPOTTED

a thing about getting older and being undistinguished in any way at all is that people who actually do things and achieve some level of prominence somehow keep turning out to be like, 2 degrees of separation from me

the new Maine Senate nominee must be a mysterious local elder from a curious village shunned by denizens of nearby towns for their twice-annual Solstice Ritual, who brightly explains that the Ritual is misunderstood and is in fact a tradition carried down from New England's original Yankee settlers

now *this* is discourse get this guy a bluesky acct

contract this pathetic franchise

love watching marcell ozuna up with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, down 3. this is a thing i enjoy and is fun to me

if a person never wanted to get into politics, dropping out of a senate race after becoming a presumptive nominee is a great move - can't argue with that one

Joey Fart imo

Goop on ya Grinch was a top 10 all time post

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TOYNBEE IDEA: IF 1 LENTIL COSTS LESS THAN 1 PENNY THEY HAVE NO WAY OF MAKING YOU PAY FOR BULK LENTILS

Mitch McConnell said he would appear to me three more times at the stroke of midnight if medicare spending stays where it's at or climbs, and only two more times if it's cut or replaced by block grants to the states

I awoke from a heavy sleep to find that Mitch McConnell appeared at the foot of my bed - he warned me of coming strife and vanished before my very eyes

this is what the looney left is trying to do