i never wanna leave this grass again

im gonna die

i missed potentially the most important interception in the history of uconn football because i had to piss and the rentschler field lines have been ASTRONOMICALLY LONG, yet idc

I WILL DIE FOR MY COUNTRY,, SKYLER BELL

duke ran two offensive plays and i know uconn is already cooked

i need these flags more than i need air

Different week, different temperature for a cider drink, hopefully another UConn dub though

#TAPIN for uconn football today because that bald nazi fuck stephen miller went to duke

almost time to destroy duke, husky nation

i want to waterboard whoever designed this court

this was the score when umass lowell took their first timeout against uconn tonight 😭

loyola lost to WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO time to reset the sign #zerobidleague

I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night

New York City has plunged into chaos since Zohran Mamdani's "victory." Roving gangs of feral dogs control the Lower East Side, Queens is covered in a thick smoke, people are stealing seats in Madison Square Garden to light on fire for warmth. We must put an end to this. #StopTheSteal #CuomoForNYC

if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living

this may be the only time i'll ever say this next sentence i think i'll unwind for the rest of the night by watching a little fox news

since zohran won and everyone's leaving new york city, who wants to go in on this investment opportunity of mine in westchester county???

“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”

this is absolutely the Best Bluesky Night Ever (so far) never felt happier to have abandoned The Bad Place once and for all

2026 Primary Woke Wave

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

Andrew Cuomo has signed a one-year contract with the Tennessee Titans to play WR

RIP to a great meme @bencollins.bsky.social

even brazilians are shitting on cuomo tonight obrigado 🇧🇷

BREAKING: After his defeat in the New York City mayoral race, former Gov. Andrew Cuomo has announced his candidacy for mayor of Olean, NY.

hasan piker is being treated at zohran's victory party like he hit the world series-winning home run for the dodgers lmao

he landed the dismount bravo, z... bravo

ANDREW CUOMO CAN STILL WIN IF AARON JUDGE HAS THE COURAGE

much less suspenseful tonight but... IT'S CUOVER.

"Are you enjoying the show? Refill your biryani, you'll love this next part."

STUNNING RESULT IN NEW JERSEY AND NEW YORK CITY TONIGHT FOLKS

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

some surprising early results coming out of new york city already

oh is there a zohranball on tonight? 🙄

If Zohran wins can he PLEASE ensure that St. Francis Brooklyn returns to its Division I status

it is time for the matchup everyone has been waiting for today: a charismatic, left-wing populist force vs. an evil, dynastic entity that aligned itself with a fascist dictator

new "oh no, anyway" gif just dropped

Curtis Sliwa? The third place finisher of the 1994 Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest?

Everyone is interested in the outcome of the big mayoral election today

post a bird announcing that dick cheney is dead

damn, dick cheney died right as he was about to endorse andrew cuomo for new york city mayor good night, sweet prince 😩🕊️‼️😿

BREAKING: The first votes have been counted in the 2025 New York City mayoral election shortly after midnight EST in Dixville Notch. 🟢 Andrew Cuomo (I) - 4 🔴 Curtis Sliwa (R) - 2 🔵 Zohran Mamdani (D) - 1

even when the atlantic 10 goes 11-0, we can't just Be Normal one day into the college basketball season #zerobidleague

HAWAI'I PACIFIC HEADS, RISE UP 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

UMass changed conferences as a courtesy to not spoil this moment.

get buddy simmons's dad a private jet and free hotel rooms for every bonnies game this year already a bona icon