maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.

they're gonna work together to bring back smiling friends

smiling friends is ending it all? i guess i am too

we at the hotel motel holiday inn

I do not wish to get that particular update through any tech. I want to get it from a crowd suddenly pouring into the street to rejoice.

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

victor wembanyama has four years to learn how to luge and become the funniest winter olympian ever

We beat Canada at their national pasttime (complaining about American politics)

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

JACK HUGHES RE-OPENED TSA PRECHECK

FACT: the united states has never lost in a men’s hockey gold medal game with a uconn alum on the team

tage thompson #bucciovertimechallenge

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to overtime gold medal playoff hockey.

oh is there a puckball on this morning? 🙄

i guess the supreme court finally saw the negative social media posts that trump's tariffs made about the killing of conservative activist charlie kirk

enough with the curling, i can't take it anymore

Pip pip cheerio, the pedo prince has got to go

this may be the worst email i have ever received

i wish nbc had a First Take™️ for winter olympic sports stephen a. - “skip, i canNOT believe that you have the temerity, the unmitigated GALL to say that hans dickinbaus, the LEEEEEADER of the german skeleton team, doesn’t have a clutch gene!”

jerome tang,, YOU 🫵 are a st. bonaventure bonnie

Roses are red Piles of garbage fester The president of the United States is a child molester

He was so real for this

U.S. men's hockey team has bad vibes. I don't think that's gonna happen and increasingly think it's possible they lose before the gold medal game

Imagine how much intercourse will take place if It happens today

MY valentine is Robert Mueller and the rule of law

why are you celebrating valentine's day when there's a dang cheeto in the white house??????

i feel so bad for isis "ice" young, she has had her name hijacked by bloodthirsty terrorists TWICE

There's nobody doing it like him

how is this not a bit from i think you should leave

a slovakian guy just tried to score an empty-netter without a hockey stick??? and it somehow worked?

if the atlantic 10 did this, some eastern european hacker would replace the entire court with the lemon party picture #zerobidleague

They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

I refuse to believe Jake Paul’s wife is an Olympic athlete. Anyone married to Jake Paul is waking up in a ravine covered in sewage every day. I don’t see how that person could realistically undergo rigorous athletic training.

...and then there was only one undefeated team left

there are 7 million easter eggs in this benito performance, oh my days he had a gay couple grinding near the truck during EoO and MAGA hasn't even noticed!

the nfl finally put bad bunny on youtube, VAMO MI GENTE youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...

giving out hearts to any facebook normies praising bad bunny’s halftime i hate doing anything on zuckerberg’s washed app but you gotta give people positive reinforcement on these types of things

when you hit send at 4:59 pm on a friday and know you aren’t checking your work email until 9 am on monday

uconn football alum and super bowl champion christian haynes

lmao he wrote this shit in october, bro is just mailing it in

Back to back brutal Super Bowls for Drakes

so glad bad bunny didn’t succumb to the pressure of doing something out of his character because of the political bs he picked a great catalog of songs, perfect insults to colonialism/trump with the sugar cane/power lines from hurricane maria it was a joyful experience in the face of pure hate

republicans mad at hot latinas dancing on the TV can you fuckin' imagine

shoutout to all the maga boomers trying to switch their televisions from nbc to rumble for the Fourth Reich Halftime Show right now, i’m sure you’ll figure it out by thursday

the seahawks defense might be the only ones who can stop bad bunny tonight