I came into this year's All-Star Race cold because they change the rules every year. So some guys are locked in to the final segment regardless. So why didn't Kyle Larson or Ryan Blaney, for example, just go to the back or run a couple of laps and pull in? I guess because track position?

Netflix should show three hours of Che and Jost writing jokes for each other instead of another goddamn roast

In life’s ninth inning, while arguing balls and strikes, Bobby Cox was ejected

They put one of yours in the hospital, you put out a statement about how disappointed you are. That’s the centrist way.

So this is some insane shit to just drop on the group chat in the middle of the day (Jane works in downtown Reading and didn't know what was going on either)

only won one world series in the 90s with all that pitching too??? cmon ted

I think about this comic all the time.

I can think of one thing that would get a lot of people off of them

Never forget … Four Seasons Total Landscaping

I’m already there. Was customizing my conky desktop last night

[to the tune of Ben Folds Five’s “Brick”] 10pm night before derby put a pork butt on the grill apple wood two hundred sixty gonna let it run all night long — iiiiiiit’s a butt that I’m smoking slowly the dog is looking at me so lovingly

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

Golden Tempo hit the X button coming down the stretch

Even Trump was tired of those goddamn Nate Morris ads “I’ll make you Ambassador of Paraguay if I don’t have to see you on YouTube anymore”

I, uh, just read the story about the Greg Biffle fraud stuff. Have a feeling this isn’t going to end well for anybody

I can't believe this. @normcharlatan.bsky.social you're a Minnesota Legend, my man.

You could’ve told me “Cole Allen” was taken in the 7th round of the NFL draft as a slot WR out of TCU and I wouldn’t have batted an eye Mel Kiper praised his tremendous upside

we don’t know anything about the last guy either

Really, looks like the Chicago Hilton ballroom where fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble took down that criminal doctor and that drug company

MJ Lenderman Is 32 too young for a midlife crisis? No man, not when "mid" is all this life has ever been. x.com/leahetc_/sta...

We are like two days from some Mike Vrabel Eyes Wide Shut orgy photos, right?

he obviously saw what they did to the Chicken Man

a wise man once said who do you think you are I am

(Bill Belichick voice) We’re onto the semis

This is the second reference I’ve seen to Ski on my socials today, and I didn’t know they made it in the diet variety Being from Kentucky, I’m well aware of it, and Dumas Walker, etc., but never had it

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hand Send me off to a foreign land To go and eat the silver ham

"He's the one who sucks," -Michael Bolton, Office Space

boy I found a new rabbit hole apnews.com/article/aada...

last year this guy from LeafFilter would not leave my house without selling us (me and my dad) gutter guards. Like, it was almost like his job depended on if he made this sale to meet this quota.

Rory imploding

Watched this video youtu.be/gWnYusg6CTc?...

folks we have a real world “how can that be profitable for Frito-Lay???” situation on our hands

who is he referring to

I wanna know what drugs they’ve got Trump propped up on to keep him alive because they should be available to all of us

can we get a professional organization to run this tournament for Christ’s sake

Fictional Pat Riley. Real American Gangster youtu.be/YD9DR9NkefU?...

Gonna propose to my parents tomorrow that we have ChatGPT run my grandparents’ farm

No.

I think I got home in time for my first Charles Barkley/Dick Vitale/Gene Steratore interaction

This year, I waited a full day after Selection Sunday to make my tournament pick. I wanted to digest the bracket and make sure I wasn't just committing to a bit. Looking at the situation, here's my pick for 2026: slate.com/culture/2026...

Added some Heater pics, per request. Vote for Kat today, please. benhiiv.beehiiv.com/p/kat

Kevin Harlan had been saving that line all day

Great defense by the Hogs on that last possession

DIOUBATE'S A SNIPER

Perfect college sports story