Had to change cars on the train this AM because a guy was coughing so much and this is your reminder to wear a mask.

Was advised to submit a street safety concern to the county by one of the county's street safety people. Submitted a street safety concern to the county. Was told it would take them 40 days to respond. Got the response 40 days later. The street doesn't fall under their jurisdiction. GOVERNMENT!

I was influenced by an influencer (@amybrown.xyz) to pick up one of these CampSnap cameras. My dog wanted it to be a treat, but unfortunately for Bunny it's just a camera. R2-D2 backpack on the floor for... Idk. You have a kid sometimes things are on the floor for mysterious reasons.

One of life's strangest viewing experiences is watching red bull soapbox races convinced everyone who crashes is either killed instantly or horribly injured only to see them get up and walk away moments after.

Playing life like I play open sandbox games - not learning the economy, skipping over simple missions, generally making everything just a little harder than it needs to be.

Sometimes trying to out-wit my kid has me talking like a B-level Batman villain. I just had to break out, "I have disguises hidden all over this city."

Good morning, you beautiful people. Let's get this bread (whatever they've got behind the coffee shop counter).

This is such a fun idea.

My closest B&N was full of youths and their positive youth energy yesterday. I had to retreat.

On these days I am grateful for social media. The smart people are out in force with valuable perspectives while the shit posters frolic across the way.

Such an awful tragedy. If you're ever in a bar with visible soundproofing and there are fireworks, or pyrotechnics, or anything similar, just leave. www.cnn.com/world/live-n...

They're sending me here on Monday.

Getting a bit deeper into the Horizon Zero Dawn story and you all were right this is good stuff.

A Manhattan in this light temporarily fixed me.

No advice except find a place that makes a good lobster bisk and never look back.

Stranger Things ending the way it lived - uneven seasons that ultimately lead to satisfying conclusions.

Remember - some of the people posting, "2026 is going to be my year" have had their big projects lined up for months. That's cheating. That's not fair. They're not like me and you snatching accomplishments from the jaws of defeat within one single calendar year.

Nothing will top the Anderson Cooper cat café interview.

Real quick, the protocol for the giant ball going off its track can't be to send one guy to stand in front of it, right? That simply couldn't have been the long-standing plan.

Happy New Year from the east coast, friends.

4 Non Blonds forever

Bringing in 2026 the way elders do - texting my buddy about his new cpap machine.

It's Bluey's world and we're just living in it. Also, I've never seen an episode of Grey's Anatomy. I'm going to have to find a list of essential episodes to go through sometime.

13 episodes of How Did You Get Here, ft. @epinicion.bsky.social @zo-e.xyz @josephgalbo.bsky.social @harrylylesjr.bsky.social @danielwagner.lol @jessmaddox.bsky.social +more and @celebrityhottub.bsky.social interviewing *me* new season starting 1/7

Doing a Legend of Korra re-watch and pleased to report it's still excellent.

In a just and good world, a publication would take the time to write thorough obits for people like Mike.

One of the best to ever do it

My kid: Dad! Guess what I just saw! [Beautiful description of a bird]. And it was fighting a crow for a slice of pizza! They were going "Graw! Graw! Grawww!"

Latest batch of Stranger Things episodes aren't as bad as I've seen people say, but the creative choices remain odd in so many awkward ways.

No advice except upgrade your speakers. The artists are making beautiful music and sounds for you to hear and you deserve it.

Started watching ATLA with my kid and she loves it. She's playing ATLA with her My Little Pony toys as stand-ins for the real thing and it's just the best.

This is true! 2007. Australia. I'm walking through a park at night. The trail leads out to a beach. As the trees clear away and the canopy opens up the night sky explodes with stars. Looking out, you can see a black line where the stars meet the ocean. Closest I've ever felt to being an astronaut.

After ralphing all over the couch after dinner last night and causing me to use words outside the spirit of the season our dog is feeling much better and bouncing around with no shame whatsoever.

Got the plain blue baseball hat I wanted.

Fionna and Cake S2 ends an ambitious season on a slightly rushed high note. Pushing Fionna as far as they did and having to wrap up HW's quest was a lot to do at once. Putting all the focus on the HW-Finn stuff and leaving the Fionna wrap up for S3 might have given them more breathing room.

The cooking that went on these past few days is what it's all about Charlie Brown.

Baked you this.

The wife put a little extra horseradish in the cocktail sauce

Looking at ads from across the spectrum and I worry for the high end market. Everyone is thin and everything is beige.

Socially conscious cover of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

If they stick the landing, Fionna and Cake S2 will be the best 'Adventure Time' universe series by a lot. This is some advanced level character exploration and what's very fun is that there is still so much more they could do in a S3.

Cook safe this holiday season! For the ham!

Love that wingspan.

People who didn't/don't like Legend of Korra are mostly just wrong, but a lot of what I think are the wonky parts just need some better editing.

Now, your might recognize this candy. It's the kind that has a cherry in the middle with some kind of sugar liquid. What you might not know is that if these are exposed to the wrong conditions, the liquid inside is absorbed into the chocolate causing them to puff up and taste disgusting.

A guy in a giant helmet will never prevent me from seeing a movie. In fact, I think there's a strong case to be made that giant helmets are often featured in our best movies.

Hats priced by silliness.

The only time the power company tells me I'm doing a good job is when we're away for a week. "Congratulations! You power hungry sloths used 33% less energy than similar households." Thanks, guys.

For every 1 post you make or share about someone who sucks, you have to share 3 posts about someone who is awesome. That's the rule.

Ok so like. This is some grade-A nuclear line delivery.