happy pride month bitches, time for me to finally say i think being trans is superior to being cis and trans people are inherently cooler

is it weird if i think nice feet can be an attractive feature on people? and i like giving the odd foot massage bc its nice to make someone i love feel good. nice feet are kinda like nice hands. im not gonna get obsessed about it but theyre nice

the absolute apex of this, aside from pussy galore, is them naming nuclear physicist denise richards “dr christmas jones” in the world is not enough literally just so they could make a “I thought christmas only comes once a year” joke at the end crossed over into “I’m not even mad, that’s amazing”

man i really like the book Let the Wrong Light In by Avon Gale. its kinky as hell and has an adorable mc and is just really good

movie theatre snacks are so expensive that’s why i fill my bra with mashed potatoes and gravy

Some liberals are OBSESSED with "private" prisons as though the problem is not simply PRISONS. Folks, the vast majority of prisons in the U.S. are PUBLIC NOT PRIVATE. And they are HELL HOLES. OK? I need folks to stop and actually focus on the PROBLEM which is PRISONS AND JAILS.

I don't care how long we've been mutuals if you pull this shit I will block you

the beautiful giant is weeping and i feel compelled to learn about basket ball

teeth teeth teeth TEETH!

Bring Back The Tumbril

kicked out of the family groupchat for arguing ba-tampte pickles are better than that upstart bubbie's, and furthermore half sour pickles are as good as sour

It’s truly astonishing to see how comprehensively the US government is tearing down every part of the system that has made it up until now a world-leading power in science, research, and technological development. The entire world will suffer from this wanton destruction.

the things you can do to these people is only limited by your imagination. all it takes is the will and the commitment to the idea of the rule of law. you can literally draw and quarter them. you can keelhaul them.

i mean really, you gotta clap this guy in irons. you gotta parade him around wearing a barrel with straps. do that "the boats" thing to him. you're allowed to now! there's precedent, why would you not

adult swim used to be muzak for your dealer’s house but now it’s baby sensory videos for the ambitionless boyfriends of bisexual women

I can picture it now- the clouds part with beams of crepuscular light shining on the faces of evangelicals as they stream out of their homes and workplaces... As hordes of angels stream forth to take human sized dumps all over them like avenging divine seagulls

the Crapture

if one removed people who obsessively talk about teenagers' genitalia in public, a huge swathe of the conservative movement would simply vanish

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

hopefully czolgosz makes an encore

i mean, this could be a horrible sort of meta art statement but most likely he just stole tens of thousands from grieving parents and won't suffer from it honestly the sheer moral nihilism of the political upper classes & financial elite is a daily invite to become the joker

ive definitely read at least one or two books that made me want to go back in time and punch johannes gutenberg in the nuts

people are making fun of this but like there's no way these two aren't having the most fun anyone has ever had in human history

also the omegaverse is fucked up sorry. im judging you if you like that. i have judgeworthy likes too. we can fight. but no the omegaverse is awful

sometimes i wonder if kindle should really be unlimited........... theres some Crazy shit on there

when a doggo is older and has that silver around their muzzle like a distinguished gentleman, that is beautiful

it surely doesn't help that every single figure in power for most of the last 10 years has been a grifter without principles and no one is ever punished for it

its pretty annoying when people just like. cant wrap their minds around the idea that disabilities (even mental illness ones) cannot be conquered by Willpower

so true

don't hit your kids

studied too much talmud

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There ain't room in this town for the both of us!!! that's why we need more affordable housing kemosabe

me [about to throw down $500 my neighbor's topiary will come out looking like a big dick]: im hedging my bets

There ain't room in this town for the both of us!!! that's why we need more affordable housing kemosabe

lotta one syllable names for male romance protagonists..... everyone's named zane, or mace, or chase, or finn. or jax. the other option is two-syllable obsolete professions like thatcher, tucker, fletcher and so on

everyone is probably at least a little bi (but especially straight people): a bisexual's thesis

These prosecutors who made my family’s life hell for a year are criminals. I want justice and we’ll seek it. This can’t happen again.

i just met a little old dog with a white fauxhawk. outstanding lettuce lil man

“leftists are trying to spoil elections by purity testing candidates over trans rights!!” no man our rights are being taken away so we want to vote for people who will stop it. Not everything is a 3D chess political masterstroke you GW flunkie, Beltway drunk driver, lanyard wearing, dork ass loser

NEW: HHS and RFK Jr. still refuse to say what an anti-vaccine activist is doing after being hired as an analyst at the agency. Kennedy promised to give the Senate Finance Committee a copy of David Geier’s contract; I learned he has not actually provided it. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

January 2020 has become my benchmark - there were already signs of the GOP pivot to anti-trans politics as their top issue, but no legislation had been passed in any state. If you think trans people had too many rights six years ago, there's no common ground on which we can meet.

i have many justifications for hating AI but ultimately don't think i need any besides "they stole the book it was my life's dream to write without compensation, and did not get punished." their hands are literally in my pocket and they can fuck off

Hey, anyone who needs a graduation speaker when some smooth brained AI evangelist cancels because they don’t wanna get booed, hire me to come talk to the Youth and I will just yell some version of this, then we can all go out for pizza #fuckai www.moryan.com/an-open-lett...

when you're excited to show off your new lipstick but have had a shitty day

purposefully reading a very, very stupid book series as a kind of exfoliation for my brain. smoothbrained...... gently numb............ absolutely willing to accept increasingly implausible plots

children i knew as tweens are now in college and my knees hurt. i have gained the self knowledge of age but at What Price

my nephew lost 2 teeth falling off his trike but is too little to have new teeth yet so hes just going around looking like the world's tiniest hockey enforcer

where do you think you're going son? come, look at me. you've been out all night and you look fuller than a sow. not hungry at all. you've been stuffing yourself at the panini place with your no good friends? *a woman's sob is heard from the kitchen* i'm just glad your nonna isn't alive to see this