l'shanah tovah, my good bitches. may we make incredible impressions on 5786.

happy new year, repent your sins, apologize to people, eat a lot

It's particularly the case among the Americans who are paid to decide which news is important, and who despite everything still can't bring themselves to accurately describe the fact that the president is serially murdering people and our systems are unable to stop him

bear: rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr me: this bear's repeating

Even as Trump tries to destroy the NYT, their writers are still trying to help him with their "analysis"

also an excellent further way to police and blame pregnant women!

Stands on rooftops: 📣 🗣️ 🗣️THERE IS NO LINK BTW ACETAMINOPHEN & AUTISM. IT HAS BEEN STUDIED FOR MANY YEARS IN MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. 🗣️THE ONLY REASON THEY ARE TALKING ABT THIS IS THAT THEY DO NOT WANT AUTISTIC PEOPLE TO EXIST. 🗣️IT IS EUGENICS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER. -EmilyPhD

It’s like a watergate level scandal every six hours plus he’s just straight up bombing boats full of civilians every few days

a lot of folks have video podcasts but they should really have audio only podcasts

ok me and who

Customer: NICK NAME FOR GRANDMA. HER GRANDSON CALLS HER GUMGUM AND HER NAME IS DIANE. D FOR SHORT DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION Verdict: DENIED

Hey, Autism is not a disease. While not all Autistics have food aversion, it is found in a lot of Autistic and neurodivergent folk. If you want to stick it to the people sharing and celebrating the spreading of misinformation about Autism, share stuff made by Autistic folk. Like my book:

me every first episode of a taskmaster series: oh i probably wont even like these random comedians ive ever heard of me at the finale: i would die for each of these heroes

Charlie Kirk’s Funeral: The Las Vegas Spectacular

i can promise you, in a million years you wouldn’t be able to guess what this is in response to

Like bro... shit is afoot as fuck...

Something is so fuckeng afoot

imo the best novels i've ever read about trauma are the first two Patrick Melrose novels, Never Mind and Bad News. the tv adaptation was quite good but the prose in the books is so vivid and extraordinary. some of the most searing modern literature i've ever read

everything sucks but this season of Taskmaster is very good. im in love with this cast, especially sanjeev bhaskar (who was fucking amazing in Unforgotten) and Reece Shearsmith, and now i wanna watch inside no 9

periodically I see the president doing things like “post crimes for his attorney general to do that were maybe supposed to be an unencrypted DM on his own personal social network” and I remember that he got elected in large part because of information security practices and I black out in rage

An Orthodox Jewish influencer I follow made a very short and incredibly polite post (that started with “I would never judge anyone for their beliefs”) about how Jews don’t believe that Jesus was the messiah and almost every single reply was VIOLENT AF And people wonder why we don’t trust Christians

sometimes authors are just too in love with their characters and it spoils the book. like stop showing off how clever and hot he is and just get on with it

me, trying to understand naked venality: its like if everything at the bookstore is free if youre fast enough

filming my halloween special with just a skeleton crew

filming my halloween special in crow-mo

forget the rapture. do you remember the 21st night of september youtube.com/playlist?lis...

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social is a dear friend of mine and a civil litigator who has dedicated her life to doing good for the world. She is being sued by a hateful troll for a thread she wrote on Twitter, which she had every legal right to post. PLEASE if you can spare it help her out.

Let’s keep pushing I know we can get her there!! Let’s not let a vile internet troll bankrupt her for legally making fun of him or Twitter. This could happen to any of us let’s be honest and we’d all want our social network to come to our aid. Click through for GoFundMe

you can always have a nice bowl of cold sesame noodle salad, at any time of day. despite the best efforts of the villains and knaves it remains completely legal

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sorry i was sleeping instead of watching the horst wessel televised grief pageant

This has led me to an inescapable and rather cursed thought: The Wintour Soldier

Look, I’ll be the first to admit I think superman and Batman fucked

The level of corruption really beggars belief. Per reporting, Homan CAUGHT ON TAPE (allegedly) taking $50K as part of a sting operation where he offered to steer govt contracts to undercover FBI agents and then <poof> the case disappears as soon as Trump gets back in office.

We're at the point where the Trump does something worse than Watergate daily, often multiple times a day. And none of it makes news; it's just normal now.

The throughline between Liberation Day, the tariff shock therapy on the economy, and destroying American research prowess while more or less giving a tax break to corporations is based on the idea that if only by returning male-breadwinner manufacturing at any cost will the average voter be happy

The Audiobook is very very good! For those of us that have difficulties finding time to read a book proper.

21,000 is not enough, it’s ridiculous how good this book is, yall need to read this, asap.

If you want it in audiobook form, and don't want to support Amazon, Wild Faith is also on Libro.fm

This book is a banger and I heartily recommend it to those who can handle it (it can be a rough read at times if it parallels your youth). Very informative, very enraging at times, very necessary.

It also ignores that leaving was a form of influence! Millions sent a clear message about the minimum standards of fairness and respect we believe are foundational for civic conversation. Their obsession with our departure makes clear it was effectively communicated; they just don't like it

a good chance to strike back against mindless, awful right wing vengeance and make a good person solvent again

Melville, mu favorite stylist. His punctuation is like musical notation. None more rhythmically enchanting.

Record scratch noise

So um. This is what's been up with me for the last year. I hate hate hate asking but very much appreciate your support. www.gofundme.com/f/fund-me-if...

dakhabrakha owns, i love them