Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth

sometimes when i get really stressed i think about the landscape of bolshoy lyakhovsky island just north of siberia and my head goes quiet

There are two possibilities here. Taylor Farms paid a shit ton of money to get the FDA to say this. Or DOGE decimated the FDA so significantly that they managed to fuck up a basic sample test. Neither one is great!

when youre an adult you can buy those incredible seashell shaped chocolates for yourself any time you want

Okay but this as a band of makeup across the face like a mask would be cunty as fuck

When you “Like” and “Repost” my great posts here on Bluesky it is like I am a “Deer” and you are giving me a “Deer Biscuit”.

It's a scam all the way down. Taylor Farms gave MAGA Inc. $1M USD less than a week after FDA postponed implementation of food traceability rules. www.patreon.com/mattbc/posts...

im just saying im a bit of a hornblower myself. with a strong ho ratio

check out my sick ass book mail. (breathes deeply) this is The Good Shit

i was forced to watch hot sweaty men with tight little butts run around pointlessly for hours, of course my thirsty gay perversion came up

SPAIN POPPED PAST THE SPHINCTER!!!

soccer players have the world's best Torment Faces

[frank drebin voice] “like a well endowed top who forgot to bring their lube, neither team could manage to get it in”

this is what we in the gay community call “edging”

Poor bastard’s starving

[Odysseus confronts Penelope's suitors] WHATS UP DICKWIPES

ACAB which lowkey includes refs but someone tell Slavko Vincic that smile of his is VICIOUS.

banned from my familys watch party for yelling that the boys should kiss

everyone is just a boy chastised by soccer daddy 😳

the goalie is very good

Is this the Route of Santiago de Compostela? because i see a lot of spanish crosses

the ref, also, is a total snack

I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"

The only good thing to come out of the dipshit Odyssey discourse is that at one point I commented “if we’re worried about accuracy, then Jason Mantzoukas should be playing Odysseus,” and now I can’t get it out of my head 😄

Thread. Rapists running a coercive sex ring AND transmitting CSAM AND inducing other men to abuse women and girls in turn. The alleged behavior is legitimately monstrous and it’s a HUGE deal that the Trump regime is undermining law enforcement to help/free them. Epstein in real time

Here is her statement in full: My name is Lucinda, This is my response to your questions regarding my experience or knowledge of my ex husband, David Brouillette. /

I said long ago that ICE specifically looks for guys with a history of domestic violence/violence against kids to hire because the administration knows they're asking them to ignore all the laws in the name of hurting and torturing people and that requires a piece of trash to have the stomach for it

Humgry for chickemn?

Something that shouldn't need to be observed but apparently does is that the images and videos of Andrew Tate being put into handcuffs has instantly made being associated with him more scandalous for politicians even though the facts of the case haven't changed and he hasn't been convicted.

maniacs. the proper thing to do at the north pole is die of scurvy/madness trying to reach it, or commit elaborate fraud convincing the world you found it

eyyy dats my home state my nj hometown is mentioned in the sopranos even! (the guy who mentions it is immediately beaten to death)

casting kevin bacon in x-men: first class when christoph walz exists was a true tragedy

these men are mass rapists who indoctrinate other men to rape and use rape as a business model. i hope they fall into a tar pit and spend eternity spitroasted by demons with cat-barb dicks

I wish the Tate brothers a very

Do it for them.

Hey, do me a favor and do an internet search for "free fridge" and your town's name. And then go drop some stuff off when you have some food you're not gonna eat. Got some takeout with an extra wonton soup you're not gonna eat? Take it to the free fridge. Someone needs it. Seriously.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

New: Late last night, Taylor Farms quietly posted an official recall notice We now know that the parasite-linked iceberg lettuce was shipped to Walmart & food distributors in 27 (!) states It was for some reason still being sent out up until Thursday July 16 www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

its that fucking simple if you don't live off trust funds or loans thanks to your stock portfolio you're fucking working class

Lying to your editor

found a place that uses a s allion pancake as a breakfast sandwich wrap. literally a bacon egg and cheese in scallion pancake. im in awe of this breakfast technology

reading about korean variants on rock paper scissors and it seems wild!!! two handed????? multiplayer???

It's a fucking injustice that male action heroes look like body builders, but female action heroes don't look like female body builders. They just look like models.

TIL that rock paper scissors / ro sham bo originated in han dynasty china and was originally "frog slug snake"

a great piece from Parker that i hope you all read. i would humbly add that no matter the issue, policy, statement, or scandal, we’re more than a decade into the MAGAverse and have seen how little we gain with cries of “aha, hypocrite!”—these freaks can’t act in good faith and don’t deserve yours

Just after Independence Day, I started thinking about national symbols. Who defaces them, and who becomes them. So I went back to the beginning and wrote about Sean Dunn, aka Sandwich Thrower Guy, and the sandwich he threw - an American Hero: buttondown.com/theswordandt...

every time someone reads @aribaranwrites.bsky.social a gay angel gets hockey skates

this is SO. GOOD. everyone go subscribe to tal's newsletter.

it’s the weekend

Brilliant essay! Dunn "illustrate[d] a way to oppose fascism that doesn’t require ennoblement of empty symbols, or an assumption of bourgeois dignity that renders culture sterile and inert... It requires courage—piss and vinegar; internal mustard—and it engenders hope."