"Backers of the political grouping still inexplicably known as 'Your Party' have now been informed that Direct Debits can instead be set up to the 'Corbyn Alliance Supporters Hub', or *CASH* for short."

THE THICK PLOTTENS

The thing to understand about Your Party is that Jeremy knows it's His Party, Zarah thinks it should be Her Party, and Labour is watching the fallout and throwing its own Party.

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh at the spectacular splintering of the Corbyn-Sultana alliance.

My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.

It is exactly 2 months since Danny Kruger MP said that if Reform UK got into power they would "spend money like drunken sailors". And now he seems to have joined the crew. hansard.parliament.uk/Commons/2025...

Anyway, what we now really need is Barry Dunning, who is a Conservative County Councillor in Hampshire, to also announce his defection to Reform UK today.

TBH for me the most interesting thing about Danny Kruger is that his Mum presents Bake Off

Hasn't been this much mention of "Kruger" among British journalists since the Jameson raid.

According to Reform UK's unwritten "one in, one out" MP rule, the defection of Danny Kruger should mean they'll soon be saying goodbye to either Tice, Anderson or Pochin.

This is transparently false: It never takes the worst people on the internet 24 hours to blame a horrific tragedy on a Jewish culprit. More like 24 minutes.

This interview with Zack Polanski is fascinating - not because he says anything clever, but because he seems to manage to almost effortlessly antagonise an interviewer whom I assume would have started off quite sympathetic towards him. t.co/5Lw14wN13N

Peter Mandelson becomes the first person to be sacked by a government in three different decades.

What's your current earworm? Mine is Crockett's Theme from Miami Vice.

Ok, I’m not a Horror person at all, but Netflix’s version of The Fall of the House of Usher (2023) is very, very good.

*Reports of a migrant pedalo squadron off Scapa Flow, Rear Admiral!*

My wife has the patience of a saint, part infinity:

A decade ago today, a sub-editor at the Times looked at @samcoatessky.bsky.social's story and thought "you know what, I'm going to carry out a tactical nuclear strike on Andy Burnham's Labour party leadership campaign with a single headline".

Today @mrjamesob.bsky.social decided to read out a claim from a random person - on national radio - that at 'Shabbat School' UK Jewish children are taught that 'one Jewish life is worth thousands of Arab lives, and that Arabs are cockroaches to be crushed'. www.jewishnews.co.uk/james-obrien...

1. Reform UK just announced it will be changing its vetting system to something believed to be less rigorous than its current system. 2. The guy in the piece seems to have made it through under the *current* vetting! 3. Read this extract (& then the full piece) www.jewishnews.co.uk/reform-uk-co...

*To lose one MP, Mr. Farage, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.*

That Zarah Sultana announcement in full:

This seems overly harsh on Rob Schneider

Sleep well

Just chilling, scrolling and occasionally cackling.

“Time to drop the really big bomb.”

This, THIS is what happens when you up your Ketamine dose without talking to a registered vet.

Trump’s Military Parade through Washington DC on June 14th will now include a series of M1 Abrams main battle tanks absolutely pancaking a row of cybertrucks.

Watching the Trump-Musk implosion:

One thing I know for sure is that when the world’s most powerful man goes to war with the world’s richest man, the results are going to be super wonderful for the rest of us 🙃

It's giving Shawshank

I'm not entirely sure I understand this. Is the subtext here meant to be surprise that a "Middle-Class" person would be charged with this, as opposed to someone who's either working class or an aristocrat?

You may have missed it yesterday, but the Israeli government announced plans to construct 22 further settlements in the West Bank. I've written a piece analysing that decision. www.jewishnews.co.uk/analysis-new...

I think the clue in him being an anti-semite might be the time he went to a Jewish event and shot two random people.

There have got to be easier and less embarrassing ways to try and sell a book than this, surely.

58 years ago today, David Rubinger took one of the world’s most iconic photographs by the Western Wall. The Old City of Jerusalem, after a 1,897 year interregnum, was once again in Jewish hands.

Crying at the second response to this Daily Mail video on the "birth" of a cartoon pig:

We love to imagine the present, as it is now, just with the addition of some revolutionary new technology. Laughable to think that any of the businesses or social infrastructure required to do what this tweet imagines would still exist in a world with AI agents complex enough to pull this off.

I have written for @jewishnews.bsky.social about how the average negative response to Jews calling out antisemitism has shifted, from denying it to tacitly admitting it but claiming it doesn't matter. www.jewishnews.co.uk/opiniona-res...

Calls for BBC to sever ties immediately as football presenter is accused of 'unfathomably' echoing Nazi propaganda

I'm seeing some people going "oh, it's now that he's a threat that the boob hypnosis story is coming out, the ESTABLISHMENT ARE WORRIED". No, the story has been out there for years, it's just that you hadn't bothered to look into him at all before & now you're already emotionally invested in him.

Gary Lineker now at the *let's explain Zionism complete with a rat emoji* stage of just being anti-Israel 🤮

I seem to recall Nigel Farage claiming a few months ago that Reform now had better vetting procedures than any other UK political party… www.jewishnews.co.uk/new-reform-c...

9 years ago, Leicester won the Premier League.

The monks on Lindisfarne, 793:

In horrified awe of certain people’s seamless ability to switch from “these tariffs are incredible and will make America great again” to “this new announcement of tariff delay was all part of his grand economic plan”.

What a fun night

They're eating the stocks, they're eating the stats.

Imagine being called "Mommy" and living with the pressure of that name for a CENTURY before finally delivering.