Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come.

alt.games.nintendo.pokemon 🫡

This is the most anyone has looked like Lara Croft since Angelina Jolie lol

i think gavin newsom fucking sucks and if you ever try to guilt me into voting for him i’ll scream

It's good for the league that there's a team like the Dodgers that is willing to spend money

Eagles afterglow over. Seahawks panic setting in.

I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize

I heard Sam Darnold tweaked his oblique while wiping his ass after Taco Bell. Pass it on.

I had better see a record number of reposts on this.

I now know that it's normal but for a long time the best sandwich I ever had was from a gas station in New Orleans

Ew

The Tim Walz summer 2024 to Tim Walz winter 2026 pipeline needs to be studied

Giving your grandma the keys to a Ferrari

Finally, definitive proof that the Packers are fascists

Got curious about the underclassmen declaration deadline for the 2026 draft and it's literally today. Well then.

Just remembered the Jennings to CMC touchdown. Hell yeah dude.

Spitballing

I know it's trite to say but imagine if Obama flipped the bird to a bunch of Tea Party guys lmao

eve 6-7

The King in the North

Let's get weird.

Everybody you hate is mad is the closest we get to joy

These were our tiktoks

Gonna crisp up real nice. Gonna smell great

Damn, I know you all keep joking about how tiny Greg Bovino is, but in this picture it's crazy

Let's get weird.

CONGRATS, TEXANS!

neither 3 or 4 seed is alive, wow

Aaron Rodgers explaining how he feels to his wife

Finally, a Christian Kirk worth rooting for

Woodtholomew Marks I will never stop believing

Last time I saw a loudmouth whack job killed like that, JD Vance started dating his wife.

vaxxed?

FAT MAN TOUCHDOWN

NFL ran out of juice for SNF and MNF

Amon-Ra St Roud

I once saw Marcus Martin somehow fall backwards midsnap and I'm trying to decide if that is worse.

Bro I just sat down from doing some stuff and Nico Collins is gonna have the offseason long concussion protocol??

Lennay Kekua Rodgers

CJ Stroud you arent Jauan Jennings brother

Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made

Wow Equifax very cool very normal not monstrous at all

Dude Shortage hitting everywhere, smdh

Had the craziest dream that the 49ers had guys named like "Garrett Wallow" and somehow Eric Kendricks was there and they punched Nick Sirianni in his stupid face

I just realized that Liver King is definitely cooked because I haven't heard Trump or RFK Jr say one word about him

My coworker suggested I try Farscape and this show is CRAZY