Halfway through the new Intentional Sounding and I already have two phrases that won't leave my brain: "Some real honk honk tiny car bullshit" "George Takei-ification of Duvall" CC: @thedrawplay.com @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com

He does have a job, and it's doing press conferences that Trump doesn't want to do. Otherwise he's in the oval office cuck chair

I'm so excited for these playoffs man (not for 49ers reasons)

Shout to Kyle Pitts turning one massive prime time game into a second team all-pro nod

The Rodgler Evolution

Wild Card Preview with a playoff challenge lineup build! footballabsurdity.com/2026/01/09/f...

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Quick reminder that @bddrix.bsky.social does not know of Raffi

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

My my shift wore away perfectly lmao

The world's richest man runs a subscription-based automated service that removes clothing from photographs of children.

Weird Mike in Arizona giving Kyler a couple of dead cat bounce years just popped into my head.

I do not want to "hand it" to Jesse Morse but I will never forget being at the 2025 expo and overhearing at his panel, a person ask him for some good vibes on Joe Mixon and him immediately going "yeah he's not playing this year bud"

Good... news? In 2026?

The Kyle Farnsworth-Iowa mystery might have been just been solved 🕵️‍♂️

Jared Goff get ready to learn the quickest TTT of your whole darn life bud

My team has Eric Kendricks and Kyzir White news 3 days before going against Saquon Barkley is that good

Bro what did fantasy receipts get themselves into

COME HOME WEIRD MIKE

Willing to move JD Vance and Stephen Miller to the Silent Generation for an expiring and cash considerations

Cooked him

The extra $500B is more than Russia and China spend, combined, by the way

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

I hate that I've come to this place too. They need to pay for their crimes

I was moving a customer's car back from the alignment rack and they had fox news on. Some chud was saying that the ICE agents arm could have been stuck in the car as she drove away. So if you wanna know the stupid justification they have for murdering an innocent person, that is what it's gonna be.

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself, using 1-800-FLOWERS for fast, convenient delivery!

I'm gonna say it now: Niners are getting whooped on Sunday.

John Harbaugh YOU are a Cleveland Brown

3942, calling this a major dub. BUT on many more pass attempts so back in the lab we go

lol, lmao

Hey so this is legitimately insane

Incel Tony Stark over here.

Jags by 80

Michael Wilson finished ahead of AJ Brown in total points. Wilson played two more games but had 52 yards on 8 catches entering week 6.

Tyler........... Poop

OFFICIAL ROOTING TIERS Niners === === === === Jags Bills (legit furious they play in the WC round) == Chargers Texans Bears === Panthers === === === Broncos Seahawks Rams Packers Patriots Eagles Steelers

Yeah but he faces his toughest test next week

The Spinzone is what Will Anderson is gonna put that OL in

What a way to end the 2025 regular season. Being here with all of you on THE Sports App makes it even better.

Starting to think this guy is the protagonist of reality.

Aaron Rodgers is gonna go celebrate with the biggest plate of ivermectin you've ever seen

BRUH

BlueSky is a sports app

YOWZA

Hopkins said "bring that ball to me man I'm not going for that"

This game is drunk.