The only one with an ostensibly Catholic bone in his body lol

EVER

oh sure, everyone on this website considers themselves a gay space communist leftist but now you’re CELEBRATING a DRAFT??

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weird first round for the NFC West: backup QB, RB, RB, trade out

geno smith needs WEAPONS

cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon cmon

very tidy draft tonight imo, it was a bit rough when the commercials made the draft way behind, but the teams did their part

"buddy, you gotta leave" *crowd goes NUTS*

Oh is draftball on

Im crying NFL Network said Positives: MILF Which hey fair

hey jets you want this carson beck fella??

getting 69 to move down a few spots feels like a coup

Concepcion needed to land in a place where there's a plan and that is not the Cleveland Browns

KC Concepcion on the Browns huh. Good luck.

"Stay off the weeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeDUH!"

[Stephen A Smith voice] stay off the weed

It is actually awesome to get Renegade at the Steelers stadium in a situation where Lamar Jackson isn't about to come out and throw a 70-yard touchdown pass to some guy the safety forgot about

AJ BROWN YOU ARE A PATRIOT.

ugh eagles are gonna take makai arent they

If I were Stafford I'd also refuse to play for the Rams ever again. Matt please stand up for yourself.

hey how the h*ck are Ty Simpson and Kenyon Sadiq off the board before my king makai lemon

Kenyon Sadiq is off my board in redraft. No thanks to that whole situation, fuck that.

rip mason taylor we hardly knew ye

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 trade stafford 🕯 to the jets, it 🕯 would be so 🕯 funny 🕯 🕯 🕯

Give Stafford Simpson and Rodgers Beck DO IT

The dream

They're going to feed Ty Simpson into the airstream's wood chipper and inject him into Matthew Stafford

If there's no James Pearce trade there's still a non-zero chance that Simpson goes off the board at 13 lol

ty simpson should go sell insurance

"Lord forgive me it's time to go back to tha old me" - Les Snead

SAME OL SORRY

I don't want to spoil anything but I am absolutely crying laughing at the #13 pick

to be fair, Brian Daboll also had thoughts about Jaxson Dart and "ready to die"

Francis Mauigoa might be NUTS (complementary)

"I'm ready to die for you" is a helluva message from your tackle

Wow, Kiper's best available is *still* Shedeur Sanders.

Bohemian Like You in a Pacifico commercial in tyool 2026?!

detaching my giants pass rush thing from any nfc east fan who quote tweets it because I am not interested in your divisional degeneracy

jeremiyah is a really good player who is also closer to jahmyr gibbs than he is bijan robinson, as a prospect. taking him at 3 is wokeness run amok. RBs Don’t Matter 2.0 has their propaganda piece

Moving up for Delane? I mean sure.

Reese, Burns, Carter, Thibodeaux? fuuuuuuuu

We are through four picks and I've already gone "WHAT" twice. Amazing hit rate, NFL. A+

they say that jeremiyah love is the most pixelated a person has ever been

Rest in Peace, Elic Ayomanor

LOSIN IT