Lee's Sandwiches #1 combination bánh mì hit my mouth like Mjolnir

2 item combo plate at a biryani place usually comes with a dessert. Today the guy brought over food and asked if I wanted the dessert. Told him I did. Asked him why he posed the question and he explained that some people will leave the dessert uneaten on the combo tray.

The optimal solution to the Cam Skattebo taco discussion is tilting your head 45° and tilting the taco 45° in the opposite direction

Jaxson Dart has big "memorized the eye test chart at the DMV so it doesn't say 'corrective lens restriction' on his driver's license" energy

Tired: doing a sponsored post for a shady solitaire game Wired: doing a sponsored post for a shady Microsoft 3D Pinball: SpaceX Cadet game

Prosecution would excuse me during jury selection because of my enjoyment of having sandwiches thrown into my mouth

Win and Regine from Arcade Fire may be separating, but we'll always have this Owen Pallett banger

Excellent segment in the back-end of this discussing trans athletes, highly recommend

YouTube algorithm cooked with this recommendation

Got my Halloween candy in an online pick-up from store order instead of browsing the candy aisle last week. Didn't realize I got some of the small size candy. Just want to say that having a small size Rolo where they just package one Rolo is diabolical

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could put Capri Sun in a bottle, they didn't stop to think if they should put Capri Sun in a bottle

dog avi got a better hit rate than The Oracle of Delphi

Jake Haener's super-villian alter-ego is Jake Heinous like for later

Went out to a concert at the same place as Saturday. Walked by the same corner store on my way back to my car as I did Saturday. Decided I wanted another Whoppers milk. Damn, they didn't have the Whoppers milk, but they had the Milky Way milk instead. I don't even mess with Milky Way like that 😞

Enough time has passed, we can all acknowledge that Hocus Pocus 2 didn't need to happen. A solid, if unforgettable effort. It just didn't need to exist

"sucks getting Wally Pipped" -Wally Pipp, probably

Sick QB Twitter loses one idol (Spencer Rattler) and gets to see a few precious snaps from another (Joe Milton)

What this actually taste like, which is perfect for me as a Whoppers enthusiast

Better be able to taste the dick vein

fiduciary responsibility to get tickets to see The Fiery Furnaces performing Blueberry Boat

Carson Wentz in 10 seconds youtu.be/5pqdHkgdXr0?...

Carson Wentz is shaking his wrist and Max Brosmer sounds like a character from the Elder Scrolls.

Curtis Sliwa giving off Bill from Left 4 Dead vibes (complementary)

Joe Alt sounds like a Jack FM variant station that plays 1.3 Red Hot Chili Peppers songs per hour

Somehow the finest gentleman's club in Akron came up in the home league group chat, so just thought I'd let folks know it's the Peppermint Hippo from my brisk Google maps search

Absolutely surreal moment right now. This morning I had the urge to listen to Miserlou by Dick Dale & His Del-Tones just as I was pulling up to my work this morning. So I hop in the car to head out for lunch and Miserlou starts auto-playing from my car speakers

Don't remember the context of this triangle chart I put together 4 years ago, but feel free to use this for your wide receiver analysis

@rotopat.bsky.social on today's Rotoworld Football Show: "Steph Curry could've been this generation's MJ Lenderman, but he chose to be this generation's MJ"

Parallel Evolution 🤝 Tyler Lockett Possum faint catch and fall from threats

Can't see the movie title Bugonia without thinking about Bulgogi

Wait, I can just disable the picks tab on Sleeper?????? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

In a different timeline, Todd Gurley is still dominating in the NFL and somebody has named their fantasy football team "Gurley, so confusing featuring lorde"

Played the Arc Raiders open beta for 9 out of the last 12 hours and it's feeling like they really have a smash on their hands

Somehow they were actually able to get these to taste like Shaq!

The real angels are the people who contribute to setlist.fm True grinders

Big Mariner fan

Dropped off my ballot at 24-hour drop box on Friday was starting to worry, because it doesn't typically take this long (5 days) to get the automated confirmation that my ballot was received. Was worried Charles Munger Jr was up to some shenanigans

When you're at a show for a band you first saw at a small club when they put out their first album and the woman next to you tells her friend that she was 12 when they dropped their sophomore record:

It was weird trying out this Korean restaurant for lunch for the first time, when I had probably been to two or three previous iterations of Korean restaurants at that same location.

Arthur Smith Hive assemble 🗣️

Ryan Clark tells a bizarre story about Cam Skattebo offering him candy that he had stuck in his pants without showering after Arizona State games. "Hell no, what makes you think I'd eat your crotch candy."

Smoking On That Charles Munger Jr. Pack #PACKWATCH RIPBOZO

Inferring with my lawyers whether or not I have a fiduciary responsibility to watch the new Tron movie in theaters

Philadelphia Eagles players meeting this week reportedly culminated with AJ Brown hitting Jalen Hurts over the head with a frying pan and proclaiming, "NOT THE MAMA!" When confronted about the incident, Brown replied, "I'm the baby, gotta love me!"

Moon going crazy tonight 🌕

Every time I've seen a promo for the TV show 9-1-1, it has always involved some convoluted 9-1-1 emergency scenario. But I'm listening to the Rotoworld podcast and according to the promo for the season premiere, they are going into muthafucking space for a 9-1-1 emergency 👀👀👀👀

The latest update on Geno Smith is that they had successfully docked their starship with the Event Horizon and Geno was preparing to lead an exploratory party to investigate the derelict craft. This was five weeks ago

Can't see the name Brenton Strange without thinking of the Bretons from Elder Scrolls elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Bretons