That's maybe not Jared Goff's game

Don't think I will ever understand how 16 wide receivers went ahead of Amon-Ra St. Brown in the 2021 draft. What an awesome football player.

DeAndre Hopkins in the first half: two routes one 13-yard catch one 16-yard pass interference penalty drawn

Devontez Walker: 15 snaps, 12 routes, 3 catches, 60 yards, two touchdowns

I will tell you: I was very much not ready for it

That was the TC Tuggers song going to break right?

Quarterbacks versus the Cowboys: 79.4 QBR, 9.8 yards per attempt Those same quarterbacks against everyone else: 40.8 QBR, 5.8 yards per attempt

Fourth-and-1 for the Rams yesterday. Look at what Jalen Carter and Jordan Davis do on the right side of the line.

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These two teams should agree to merge at halftime so they can field one good offense for the remainder of the season.

Calais Campbell drawing a potential game-winning safety on a holding call!

Chargers caught the Broncos in Cover-0 on that swing pass to Hampton and nobody ran with the RB. And then an absolutely impossible reset and throw to the end zone by Herbert for a TD.

oh no Maserati Marv

Cowboys decide against covering Cole Kmet up the seam

And then the broadcast talking about how taking the points was good for the Saints as they tried to kick a field goal on fourth-and-2 down 35-3 in the first half was another choice

Broadcast talking about how the Saints need to start getting Brandin Cooks the football because he's a playmaker is certainly a choice

That pitch back to Williams must have felt like it was up in the air for two minutes

Flea flicker dots!

One of the most incredible covers in NFL history by the Eagles!!!!

Seems unfair that somebody's going to win this Jags-Texans game.

Completely blown coverage by Tyson Campbell and Nico Collins has the easiest TD of his career.

More of the same for the Texans. On different drives today they've faced: - Third-and-12 - Third-and-22 - Third-and-14 - Third-and-12 - Third-and-13

I don't know if coaches are eligible for concussion protocol but Dan Quinn absolutely took a hit that should get him checked out

Isaiah Rodgers has more touchdowns than the Eagles and Packers combined by halftime

Drake Maye's head slams to turf, Maye grabs head, they show it in slow motion, no one looks at him

Don't talk about bad challenges much anymore, but challenging a six-yard gain on third-and-7 in the first half and losing probably isn't ideal challenge usage from Dan Quinn.

Big day for the refs

Week 3 things: - Do the Chargers continue to be the league's most pass-happy team against the Broncos? - Can the Rams block Jalen Carter and maintain their gap discipline against Saquon Barkley after they ended LA's season? - Do the Pats lean into the QB run game to torment the Steelers?

Refs trying to give Mike Gundy time to leave the stadium while nobody's looking?

The NFL should stop fining players for taunting and fine the Bengals for having their All-22 sideline camera out of focus in the second half against the Jaguars instead.

Mentioned Monday night with Barnwell that this felt like the best spacing for a Greg Roman/Justin Herbert offense. Well, here are the numbers for the type of separation Herbert has thrown into over the past three seasons, per FTN charting. The 19.7% wide-open rate is third in the league.

After the Bills run mesh for a conversion on third down on the last possession, the Dolphins run mesh on fourth-and-4 there to keep their drive going.

These two quarterbacks are 32-for-37 on throws within ten yards of the line of scrimmage and 1-for-8 on the throws more than ten yards downfield tonight

The disdain in his voice when he said their hotel was in the suburbs

That was going to be a big play to Achane in the flat if Ingold blocked Shaq Thompson. One guy on that side of the field.

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Snap-weighted age through Week 2 Five oldest teams: Steelers, Commanders, Browns, Broncos, Vikings Five youngest teams: Packers, Jets, Seahawks, Cowboys, Eagles

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Alan is the best TV critic on the planet.

Imagine having Alan Sepinwall as your TV critic and LAYING HIM OFF

Absolutely terrified every time Herbert slides.

Seam route vs. Cover-2 is where this Geno pass is supposed to go, but a little different when Derwin James is the guy running up the seam.

Not sure why the Chargers went for it on fourth-and-2 from the 30-yard line and fourth-and-1 at midfield there, but didn't go for it on fourth-and-goal from the two-yard line inbetween.

Both these teams used first-round picks on running backs and they have a combined 73 rush yards on 21 attempts.

Raiders have been in 11 personnel for 29 of their 39 snaps so far. Not sure that's their best personnel grouping.

Justin Herbert's 5-of-8 for 115 yards and two touchdowns using play-action so far.

Fisher is a great dog who could use all of our help right now.