Jon Bois
@jonbois.bsky.social
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so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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me and my wife's favorite show is Mitchell Robinson Shooting Free Throws. it's kind of like the chair company
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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can't definitively say it's this one but i gotta pick one
youtu.be/osCw1NF_Owg?...
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Secret Base
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seth's right, this is heat
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation
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new video: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4 this one's about George Bell, one of the greatest and most accomplished fighters in major league baseball history
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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4: GEORGE BELL. | Secret Base
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https://www.patreon.com/posts/history-of-mound-149713092
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Alex Blechman
about 2 months ago
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Joaquin Castro
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
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Isi Baehr-Breen
10 days ago
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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oh my god. they’re the foot clan
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The Onion
10 days ago
No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
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No One On 'Pat McAfee Show' Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days
INDIANAPOLIS—With observers noting that the tragic development evidently has yet to affect the show’s content in any way, reports confirmed Monday that no one working at The Pat McAfee Show seems to h...
https://theonion.com/no-one-on-pat-mcafee-show-notices-a-j-hawk-dead-for-last-3-days/
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it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬
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Defector
11 days ago
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026:
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Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his…
https://defector.com/dan-mcquade-1983-2026
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Manticker The Seventy
12 days ago
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
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The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
https://crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/the-noise-demonstrations-keeping-ice-agents-awake-at-their-hotels-a-model-from-the-twin-cities
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americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool
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you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday
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this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me
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i'm so excited for tomorrow i can't even sleep. monday is the most magical day of the week, because it's only four days away from whiskey friday with tony dokoupil. that's almost as close to whiskey friday with tony dokoupil as you can get
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80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael
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14 days ago
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watching basketball
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think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know
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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
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went to the store
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max nesterak
16 days ago
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
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the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests
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i'm feeling a little uneasy about F1 getting a best picture nomination for two reasons. first, a quick look at the grid suggests to me that this is just the 6th of what will ultimately be a 70-film franchise. second, i thought it was fairly contrived that the patrol boat just happened to be there
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Jason Chavez
18 days ago
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
https://gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
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19 days ago
Today on Phantom Island: hey it's
@jonbois.bsky.social
talking with me about the one NFL franchise that's never had a 4,000 yard passer, what that stat even means, and, once again, why the Titans are perpetrating a fraud on America
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What does passing for 4,000 yards really mean?
Podcast Episode · Phantom Island · 01/21/2026 · 53m
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/what-does-passing-for-4-000-yards-really-mean/id1812503003?i=1000746027572
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a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off
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do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand
20 days ago
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congratulations to colts jr
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Ben Lamb
21 days ago
replace rfk jr with this guy
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i predict that the texans will have won today’s game that they have already played and lost
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according to
@stathead.com
only two guys have ever thrown six picks in an nfl game and won, 1944 frankie sinkwich and 1962 george blanda. cj stroud already has four and is only down 11. i believe in him
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c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion
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i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
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made it to 300,000 followers! very excited
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people should be talking about the chiefs instead of these yahoos. the chiefs are my favorite team, and they’re the best football team in the whole world
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it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game
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