the chiefs are on pace to score more than 10 points in a single game

yesterday i went out of town. after i checked into my hotel room, i realized i'd forgotten to pack a phone charger. so i ended up going to a store nearby and buying a charger that worked with my phone

just saw a cottage cheese commercial that shows two teens eating cottage cheese while gaming. it’s possible that i’m out of touch with today’s youth but i don’t know about that one

i wish rich people had more money

those who recorded the words of jesus lacked the vocabulary in that day and age to properly communicate his teachings, but i believe the “heaven” he described was probably the nfl fan float. for now it’s presaged only in nfl commercials, but will soon arrive to save all who are willing to be saved

it ought to be interesting to see how everything shakes out

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i’m a believer in ineffective altruism. i think that everyone in america should be issued a vga to s-video cable adapter and a bale of hay

This series is so good. I don't even care about football/sports, but @jonbois.bsky.social and co. keep pulling me in with beautiful graphics and hilarious analysis.

party time in a few minutes

tonight at 9 we're gonna start by talking about the two-point conversion. it'll go in very different directions very quickly from there

me when robert redford says "gentleman, i propose that we seize control of this facility"

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

SCORIGAMI part 2 is streaming live on youtube tomorrow at 9 p.m. eastern www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsTE...

i hope the chiefs go 7-10, back into the playoffs on whatever the 11th tiebreaker is, and win the super bowl because of a play called Billy Billbob Bobby 456 Seam Pot Pie Kablooie that we all have to spend the next five years talking about

If a NFL team owner would like to get to the end zone, he or she will first need to go to the ‘spend zone’ due to the high costs of owning and operating a NFL franchise.

trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)

i got a new toothbrush

i predicted that there would be an nfl week 2 almost a week ago

michael bay in the truck

something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40

we’ve got bedlam at rocky top as dabo swinney and his boys continue to snap off chunks of yardage down in the swamp

think i’m gonna make enchiladas for dinner tonight

whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had

they need to stop making all these different movies. just make one movie where everything happens

thank goodness this is finally live to the general public so more people can start calling them the Washington Glee Club, I root for the Washington football team and I find that hilarious bsky.app/profile/jonb...

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SCORIGAMI, part 1 of 4 now on youtube, free to watch for everybody the rest of the episodes will drop every tuesday through the end of the month youtu.be/FHNwUiu_8Eg?...

in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign

we're gonna get rolling in about 10 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...

it's funny that his name is steve job. if these iphones keep selling like hotcakes he's not even gonna need a job

jj mccarthy isn't a good quarterback

just remembered that during the q&a i proposed installing a third upright to the middle of the crossbar in order to punish kickers for kicks that are too good

throughout this month we'll finally drop SCORIGAMI on youtube, free to watch for everybody. first episode premieres live tomorrow night at 9 p.m. eastern www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...

i just looked up the win probability graph from last night's bills-ravens game. granted you don't want to put too much stock into probability models, but it really does put buffalo's comeback into a new perspective

very happy for bills fans, also happy that that goofus in the stands who shoved lamar presumably got kicked out and missed possibly the greatest fourth quarter in the history of his team

"1 and 2 in the MVP voting. It's one of those games you feel like the guy who's got the ball last wins. And they weren't gonna let Lamar Jackson get it. And Josh Allen held onto it." Mike Tirico, who then lets us know that the 41-40 final was scorigami. #NFL #SNF

41-40 is scorigami, congrats everybody

A modern Hachikō story: This man tweeted a Follow Friday for the band Foghat every week until he died

since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say "goddamn falcons" out loud four or five times every sunday

We’re always saying this

These days, the football game of what’s more and more. In order to champion — when its competition of the ballgame — America is the time for together. And that’s which of the fans. The fans of what it’s most of all. Let’s what it again: the fans of when it’s more.

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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

i think powerball should count as a sport because it requires a great deal of skill. it's not like football where you can just kind of run around out there and get lucky

operator: 911, what is the nature of your emergency me: nc3 operator: excuse me sir? me: nc3 operator: oh is that a chess move? are you playing chess? me: yeah operator: oh boy, okay. umm ... nf6 me: shhh. no. you aren't playing. only me operator: what do i do then me: sorry will you PLEASE shut up

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i don’t think that was intentional on jalen carter’s part. the controls this season have sprint as L1, sleep until morning as L2, barter as R1 and spit as R2. spit should be in the quick menu