one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny

zohran won

i wanted to be mayor. i would have run for mayor if i knew there was going to be an election. do another one

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i don't click on new york post articles but i can't honestly say it's because of any principled stand. it's because it has so many ads that if you let it all load the page weight is around 2 gigs. you could load one article claiming that sidewalks are bad or you could run about 500 copies of doom

voted for zohran again

The only college football podcast is now also the world's only World Series watchalong. @jonbois.bsky.social stopped by last night to explain baseball to us

pretty interesting ballgame they've got going on tonight

time for a world series walkoff hbp

i haven't seen a capital one commercial in a while. maybe they could sneak one in between pitches here

i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start

game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won

they’re calling the hogs in happy valley as dabo swinney and his boys have put the big ten on notice down in the swamp

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play? a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

BOO!

outfielders have to be the worst farmers i've ever seen. what are you doing out there? get to work

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

if the blue jays win the world series, they will need to ensure that every member of their roster is at least 21 years old before celebrating with champagne. this is because the legal drinking age in canada is 21, with the exception of quebec, where the legal drinking age is also 21

i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong

Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

A 15-inning game sucks. This needs to get to 18 or 19 to be cool again. The specter of Ohtani ditching his start tomorrow and coming into pitch needs to be brought into play

one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these

just went to @stathead.com again. shohei tonight is the only guy ever to record 12+ total bases and 3 walks in the regular season or playoffs. it has never happened before in major league baseball

according to @stathead.com a batter has had at least 12 total bases in a playoff game 17 times in baseball history. two of them are shohei tonight and shohei 10 days ago

it seems like there are more and more world series each and every year

went to the store

usually if you at least throw the ball somewhere, the officials will go ahead and award you a touchdown. not this time, probably due to some combination of the refs being rattled by the opposing crowd and being on the take themselves

gobble gobble — it’s halloween week in the nfl! while some lucky nfl teams will find a valentine in their stocking, others will find a veteran or president

sounds like they're going to be playing more nfl games today. and if that surprises you, you haven't been paying attention

well, i think that they

utah just clocked it while up 40. i would not be surprised if that's the first time a football team up 40+ has ever done that

it will be interesting to find out who will win

you should be able to steal a home run if you want to. just drop the bat and try to book it for the fence before anyone can tag you. if you can make it all the way out there and throw yourself over the fence, you're good

[standing at 40-yard line, addressing crowd] "POOP–" [mutes mic, takes two steps, nods at line judge] "POOP IS–" [mutes mic again, has lengthy inaudible conversation with line judge as both teams mill about anxiously] "POOP USED TO BE FOOD." [signals timeout]

just got my flu and covid shots at walgreens today so they gave me two free band-aids. i’ve shaken them down for so many free band-aids at this point. i’m so good at cleaning them out in this manner that i have been invited to become a “made man” by the mafia

i don't recommend that anyone drop out of school the way chris mccandless did, but after half an hour of college gameday i find him easier to understand. i see all those shrieking 20-year-olds and i'm like, it wouldn't be so bad lying around in a bus in the forest eating weird berries by myself

was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting

this is worth seven minutes of your time. i've never been prouder to give somebody my vote

can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world

generally speaking, people should be eating way more candy than they do. next time you find yourself reaching for fresh produce at the grocery store, consider a bag of candy instead

sometimes when the process of what most of all to play out, of which is important. and what i'd all which to do, is take at the entire thing and in due time when it's the situation of what's ahead. after all of together i have many times said, let's just going on

whenever you tune into an nfl game you might see a crowd, but the nfl sees dollar signs. each one of those fans had to fork over a bundle for tickets. add it all up and that’s a hefty payday

finally enough of us on here to do this thing. also learned not only is our alex not on bluesky, but there is no alex rubenstein on bluesky so couldn't even add a rando for a laugh go.bsky.app/SCYNN5Z

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took me a minute to get a handle on it but the new tame impala fucking rips. 2:30 on here makes me want to jailbreak my phone so i can blast my headphones at unsafe volumes youtu.be/zgRdCMQ_q9U?...