i'm troubled by the election results coming out of new york city tonight. i firmly believe that no one should ever do anything

i don’t think that donald trump has been doing a good job with the reflecting pool

hey chris, your phone’s at 11%. might want to find a charger

would you rather be able to travel anywhere in the world you want or be locked inside a dumpster in scottsdale, arizona that you are forbidden to leave

i'm so glad this guy is behind the net. i've never seen anyone less ready for a foul ball

tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber

Check out this sword stuck in a stone!!

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

watching a movie. shout out to movies

he's nextdooring

everyone else in the world always says, "new york city will never be a major metropolitan area situated along the eastern seaboard! never!!!" and every morning we wake up and prove them all wrong

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

i don’t really have anything worthwhile to post right now. i just felt like posting

game 6 of the nba finals is expected to be attended by mayor andrew cuomo

i'm happy for all knicks fans, of course, but this win means a little more to those of us who jumped on the bandwagon over the last four years. unlike the lifelong fans who root for any knicks team they put out there, we chose this team specifically. these are our guys. this is our championship

Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them

six years ago when i saw the chiefs win their first super bowl of my lifetime, @sethrosenthal.bsky.social was at my place watching with me. i distinctly remember him saying, "i hope i get to do this one day." so happy for my pal

knicks won

y’all wanna come over, grill some food, drink a chelada, listen to poison season by destroyer

i really don't think people understand how much a trillion dollars actually is. that's three million dollars. you could offer tampa bay rays outfielder jake fraley an entire one-year deal with that kind of money. imagine jake fraley playing an entire season for your team. that's wealth. that's power

i'm fine with people choosing bicycles as a primary mode of transportation. in fact, there are lots of benefits to doing so. all i'd ask is that they run a gas generator or something for a couple hours a day to fulfill their commitment to the carbon footprint

huh. yeah i don't know. maybe you had to be there

new york knicks

i think when we watch this game in 10 years it'll mostly just be funny. 28-3 was a little less inexcusable than this but it's lacquered in ten coats of dread. watching it now still feels uniquely awful

sports app

more like san anphonio. releasing this one into the public domain

the mlb regular season is heating up

would anyone like to discuss mlb regular season standings

i’m walking around my neighborhood in new york and i just saw someone wearing a knicks hat

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

This is interesting. Donald Trump will be attending Game 3 of the NBA Finals in Madison Square Garden tonight, where he will reportedly be disguised as one of the basketballs. 🏀

hi jalen, jon from secret base. back here. hi. what do you think when you look around the league and see, because sometimes it's like, oh! you know? and then there's some other things where it's just kind of like whatever. and i guess my question is, what's the whole, like what do you, uh. thanks

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

if you were to go back to the year 1174 and tell someone that the knicks were headed back to msg with a 2-0 finals lead, i think you’d be surprised by how well they took it in stride. 2026 is the distant future to them. i’m sure they’d expect to learn some things about it that they didn’t understand

oh they’re doing one now. never mind

I propose an nba finals game 2

you know what makes me angrier than anything these days? buzzfeed listicles. i can't stand buzzfeed listicles

craaapp

the knicks and spurs have received lifetime bans from the nba for running around on the court in the middle of last night's game

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching baseball

ought to be interesting to see who wins this knicks-spurs game

knicks scored first. knicks in 4

unless you live in new york you have no idea what it's like to follow a sports team

here’s another thing for me to post

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

codes are code coded

this is one of my favorite secret base projects we've ever done. it's been so much fun watching it come together

primer for non-nba fans tuning into the finals: the knicks and spurs will have to find the letters N, B, and A that are located somewhere on the court. they'll be given clues by helping various people – chasing down a little kid's lost balloon, helping a farmer return his chickens to the coop, etc