so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

me and my wife's favorite show is Mitchell Robinson Shooting Free Throws. it's kind of like the chair company

60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

i think it’s a price worth paying but if our politicians keep cussing like this it’s not going to be cool anymore. we can largely offset the impact of this by green-lighting and fast-tracking development of new cuss words

this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong

posts like these tend to briefly experience turbulence upon entering the stratosphere (people who reply to correct me) before escaping into the frictionless void (people who reply immediately after reading 30% of the post)

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

can't definitively say it's this one but i gotta pick one youtu.be/osCw1NF_Owg?...

seth's right, this is heat

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning the super bowl this year. both the patriots and seahawks made it, so it’s going to be a real “battle of the nfl teams” type of situation

new video: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4 this one's about George Bell, one of the greatest and most accomplished fighters in major league baseball history www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning. Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.

oh my god. they’re the foot clan

No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

it looks as though first lady melania trump is making the leap to the silver screen. perhaps now that they have a movie star in the white house, they will be redecorating the oval office with red carpet 🎬

Dan McQuade, 1983–2026: defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter." crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...

americans hate it when they're shown on tv doing something cool

you can tell this was a sudden decision because they just put fresh mulch in his habitrail yesterday

this is it. this was the last piece of the puzzle. i now have all i need to make a documentary that's so annoying and shitty that letterboxd turns off the ratings and reviews because they feel bad for me

i'm so excited for tomorrow i can't even sleep. monday is the most magical day of the week, because it's only four days away from whiskey friday with tony dokoupil. that's almost as close to whiskey friday with tony dokoupil as you can get

80% of all nfl coaches / coaching candidates are named Mike McMacMikeMichael

@jonbois.bsky.social watching basketball

think i'm gonna go ahead and scoop the second half of this game into some tupperware. does stidham go bad in the fridge? does anyone know

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

went to the store

It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing

the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests

i'm feeling a little uneasy about F1 getting a best picture nomination for two reasons. first, a quick look at the grid suggests to me that this is just the 6th of what will ultimately be a 70-film franchise. second, i thought it was fairly contrived that the patrol boat just happened to be there

Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family. gofund.me/be8a1b2ab

Today on Phantom Island: hey it's @jonbois.bsky.social talking with me about the one NFL franchise that's never had a 4,000 yard passer, what that stat even means, and, once again, why the Titans are perpetrating a fraud on America podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/w...

a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off

do you think you could score 30 points in an nba or wnba game if you were allowed to see a map of the basketball court beforehand

congratulations to colts jr

replace rfk jr with this guy

i predict that the texans will have won today’s game that they have already played and lost

according to @stathead.com only two guys have ever thrown six picks in an nfl game and won, 1944 frankie sinkwich and 1962 george blanda. cj stroud already has four and is only down 11. i believe in him

c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

made it to 300,000 followers! very excited

people should be talking about the chiefs instead of these yahoos. the chiefs are my favorite team, and they’re the best football team in the whole world

it ought to be interesting to see who winds up winning this bills-broncos game