six years ago today I sliced open the tip of my finger trying to cut a chunk off a caramel apple. Everyone was not mad at me

king

it’s so cool that Mitchell Robinson, who was drafted by Steve Mills and debuted during the worst season in franchise history, remains an important part of this Knicks golden era. I want him to stay forever if only for that reason

oppression

i'm not against newspapers having Opinion sections, i just think it should be formatted like a comment section

I have 2,991 subscribers on YouTube so I'm gonna spam you guys to get to 3,000 like it's the 4th quarter of Week 18 and my WR1 gets a bonus for hitting 1,000 yards

this patreon video is an offshoot of a big project Ryan and I are working on. I am very excited about this project

i like christopher nolan movies. i like when there's a sad guy and the music goes WUHHHHHHHHHH

hard to articulate how exotic a highlight like this used to feel. pre-internet, the only way to see this was when the TV show NBA Action would air some sort of filler clip countdown in the offseason. I can remember hearing this play described (and not really believing) before I ever saw the video

the events of Bugonia all happened to me

Nine JDs Vancing

humiliating moment: we opened up Netflix, Netflix autoplayed a promo for a show, we were like "that seems good," and then we watched the first few episodes and loved them

noticed this abbreviation of “high efficiency” the other day and now I’m walking around the house shouting HE EXTRA LARGE LOAD all the time

tonight is the real NBA Cup

lol and the apology is branded by Robert Kraft's zionism laundering project. they love this shit

Hollywood: this is a serious biopic, not an SNL skit George Costanza: i'm in it Rob Riggle: and i'm in it Shooter McGavin: me too i'm in it Guy Playing Jimmy Stewart: and i'm doing the silliest voice you ever heard Movie: by the way it's just called "Jimmy" www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmaW...

that's not even what i look like when i'm conniving. i do a way different thing with my hands when i'm conniving defector.com/puka-nacua-d...

proud of the lads, proud of all these euphemisms for "medically sleepy"

shoutout to Dominique Vilkinsas

easiest $34.99 i ever spent

did Rudolph get a long-term contract with Santa’s sleigh after that breakout performance or was it like a Linsanity situation

grimly funny that Jalen Brunson has to not only play in the NBA Cup but do all the fluffy promotional stuff with what sounds like a ghastly case of laryngitis www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc1f...

still looking for a fluent Bulgarian speaker

settle a dispute was young James Taylor hot y/n

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE THE KNICKS WILL PLAY A GAME WITH A TROPHY ON THE LINE. TOMORROW NIGHT I W-- [sees 8:30 tipoff time] THE FOLLOWING MORNING I WILL SEE WHAT HAPPENED IN THE SECOND HALF

sometimes I think that this is the whole deal right here

i have zero engineering skill but i believe this technology could have more practical applications

…l’hadlik ner she-e-ellll Haaaaa Nuuuuu Kaaaaaaah PLAY BALL!

I’m actually working to cultivate a fatherly persecution complex so please do not help me shovel snow

The Knicks have broken more presses in the last minute of game time than they did in the first half of this decade

Ah man @jonbois.bsky.social leveled the fuck up youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

a child i have never met just walked into my home office and exclaimed "oh! a daddy" then closed the door and left. i am not interested in learning more

this fact is the definitive judgment on kirk's life

our Phys Ed episode with @joeali.bsky.social talking about the childhood football game that we called by ... a few different names is now FREE FOR EVERYONE

we did a podcast episode about this! it's still behind the paywall but I'll thread some of our survey data www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...

been waiting for a piece like this!! i keep hearing players talk about "Pete"

Be Mean

If your wondering why the hair on the back of your neck stood up around 6:45 EST last night it's because @sethrosenthal.bsky.social and I said "I love Blue Edwards" at exactly the same time. New podcast Regular Season, about the meaningless games that matter most coming in the new year.

just spotted my first New York license plate serial number starting with M. we made it to M. does anyone else care

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s annoying

guess we’re just not sleeping tonight!

@zachrosenthal.bsky.social pls pls pls

NOT free to watch. if you don't send me $50 i'm gonna interrupt the video and kick you in the legs

if I owned this company I would immediately change the factory printer settings to 16 MINI GINGERBREAD GAY MEN

Pipes*

do not do a joke for a toddler that you’re not prepared to perform 775 more times

The Best TV Shows of 2025 were the ones I watched and enjoyed. can't really remember

people whine about "purity tests" but if there could just be, like, an Are You An Amoral Gullible Loser Dumbass wonderlic for democrats that would be nice

a thing I keep thinking about is that this current team employs like a half dozen of my favorite Knicks ever. hasn't been like this for me since the 90s. it's really great!