really beefed my signature on a restaurant check. nothing to do but watch film, get back in the gym, and look ahead to the next one

the Greenblatt quotes in here are diabolical

if you've seen Pluribus, please help me: is there anything gory or intensely horrible in the first episode that is gonna make my wife lose interest in the whole show

there's a lot of new music I want to check out today if my loved ones would just stop fucking talking to me

i love these posts

a nice feeling is when I had seriously considered doing a home repair myself and instead pay a professional to do it and I watch him do the job and become absolutely certain I was not qualified

the best there is

first time i've realized how tantalizingly close we are to being able to abbreviate points per one hundred possessions as p00p

"TRAILER .... STARTS .... NOW" yeah man i know i clicked on the video that said trailer

hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...

quietly a MoviePass-level opportunity if you just used up their ridiculous promo offers then bailed. thanks for the cash dumbasses

Thibodeau treated everything like a trade secret so it is very funny to see a coach be this forthcoming about anything, even if it's pretty mundane

not quite ready for it myself but anecdotally i've noticed a return of read receipts among my cohort of friends and I think that's kinda lovely

ICE is a team sport for guys who would otherwise be school shooters

if you wanna throw your hips and ribs and clavicles and whatnot in front of a snowplow that's your problem

I truly dread every single Knicks game. what if they lose!

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oh, one time for my home state: Jack Ciattarelli eat shit fuck you

Zohran at Knicks-Wolves tonight to meet with Pablo Prigioni about becoming his chief of staff

fuck ya life!

He doesn’t do this. He doesn’t “weigh options”. He doesn’t think.

Josh Hart snatching a rebound then careering downcourt controlling the ball with exactly one thumb as if the rest of his fingers are covered in peanut butter is wonderful television

oh hey just gonna mention once more that @ryansimmons.bsky.social and I did a whole season of a podcast asking regular people about their experiences playing sports. It's subscriber-only, but we made the first episode with @jonbois.bsky.social available to everyone

on my first day of high school a senior lobbed a huge ball of foil at my lunch table and it hit this kid Alex's cup of marinara sauce that came with his mozzarella sticks, splattering him and creating a perfect silhouette of his body against the nearest wall. i bet the sauce outline is still there

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my team is not perfect but I have made some decisions in fantasy basketball this season that quite frankly have me flirting with a full-blown god complex

this user on the Sports Logos forum once made concept uniforms for the Pittsburgh Ironmen (1946-1947) and I am very into it. A jersey that just says MEN on the front is hilarious and good boards.sportslogos.net/topic/86082-...

we have a new rule in my household that I think is widely applicable: If you’re not asking, don’t ask

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lol well there ya go bsky.app/profile/zohr...

big Landry Shamet fan

I’ve been watching a lot of videos of Ted Turner and am afraid to say Joaquin Phoenix could portray him in a movie very easily

I am going to eat Halloween candy continuously until this baseball game ends or I die

this Halloween season my son has determined his favorite candy bar is Three Musketeers, which is just the best possible news for me. You can have all of those, kid. i'll take the leftovers

Damn, what a blow. Uni-Watch was so cool and a great repertory for sports fashion bsky.app/profile/pani...

buried deep within Outkast's official YT channel are a couple videos of them performing Stankonia songs live at a record label event in 2000. the sound quality sucks but the vocals are really clear and they are *astonishing* www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qcd...

I have an idea

learned a lot about myself talking to Pete about Space Jam. for real

if you've ever wondered what it felt like to be flipping channels in 2002 and land on a Mavs-Sonics game in which Don Nelson is in the process of getting ejected, you're in luck www.youtube.com/watch?v=R42L...

me, near my phone: theory Siri: yeth?

oh my god bsky.app/profile/acyn...

now that I’ve finished it, I can say @girinathan.bsky.social wrote one of the best sports books I’ve ever read, not because of access but because he is supernaturally talented at describing tennis, bodies, speech patterns, weather, rooms, vomiting, and other stuff bookshop.org/p/books/chan...

LETS FUCKING GO

Knicks hooping

she just saw Mike Brown for the first time and asked “what happened to the basement uncle?”

how much do you guys tip your dentists? if they just give my choppers a once-over for hygiene that's not worth more than a few bucks as a gesture, but if it's a filling or something more involved i figure that deserves at least 20 percent

i assume this happens to everyone with a German-Jewish-diasporic name but people love to tell me when they've heard last names SIMILAR to mine and I don't really know how to respond "my father's accountant was named Lowenthal" ok

expanding my content portfolio

Billups was like I actually have my own nickname, it's Mr. Big Shot and they were like what the fuck kind of nickname is that, that sounds nothing like an adorable cartoon animal