*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

here is The Donnie Expedition in full, for free: GEORGI '85 youtu.be/x3O0XFQauA0?... SARUNAS '87 youtu.be/4h0IxVlELI0?... DIRK '98 youtu.be/U-b9OSIeuiA?... WANG '99 youtu.be/iIhLiIkv0Z0?... LUKA '18 www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf64...

You have to play. You have to live. We are not going away.

i am one hundred feet tall. i will live forever

good lord just go over the apron

had a dream the Knicks didnt win the title, convinced myself the journey was worth it etc etc, then woke up and CACKLED

the existence of stuff like Basketball Reference and Wikipedia and IMDB makes remembering regular people so frustrating. I should be able to instantly look up lifetime stats for everyone from elementary school

I've come around to deciding that it's actually good that they keep asking Zohran this question because it clarifies to the listener that a Jewish state and a state of all its citizens are not compatible and the people asking the question are implicitly acknowledging that they know that.

Our body wash is formulated with GARBOLIN ok Other bodywashes contain VARNIM oh no Our bodywash is VARNIM-FREE thank god It contains 100 PERCENT JURBINI OIL fantastic No JURBINI OIL IS BAD oh no Just kidding JURBINI OIL IS HEALING phew

if somebody has, perhaps, an old shirt, you might say “where did you buy that shirt, Pangea?” a little joke

6:20 am father in law pointing out continuity errors in the public access yoga show

I will rile up your dog. I don’t give a fuck

we’re back

only halfway into this but it's *so* good. I love listening to Landry Shamet talk about basketball www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAo...

welcome to the draft cavern, class of 2026

Rafael does it all

lamelo ball is extremely good yet also sucks ass, fascinating specimen

ok but sidetalk should set up outside

this post led me down a rabbit hole that concluded with the logo of the Egyptian basketball club Zamalek SC, which is cool as fuck

shoutout to this piece for being the first thing I've seen in a while that mentions Rick Brunson being an accused sex creep, although it leaves out one of the allegations nymag.com/intelligence...

i think we can all agree that the mascot for virulent antisemitism is Brad Lander, an individual who would easily win a Cuddliest Jew pageant

knicks won the title

a foundational experience of my childhood was when i told my grandma i didn't want my slice of pizza because it had too much cheese for my liking, prompting her to flag down a waiter and berate him for putting too much cheese on my pizza. from that point on i never complained about anything ever

on telemundo they're talkin about la pelicula Minions y Monsters

the China episode of The Donnie Expedition is now available for everyone to watch on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIhL...

lol i think i want the Knicks to trade out of the first round. look what's become of me

i think someone in Astoria, Queens could make good money by simply stealing the logo of this Polish basketball team and putting it on a hat en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astoria...

eastern conference rivals desperately tooling up for the Mo Diawara matchup

I am a god. I am immortal

"swap 'AIPAC' for 'Jews'" no thank you. please don't do that, kinda the whole point is to not do that

i am a few inches taller than Lionel Messi, so one can only presume that i'd be doing all this and more if they just gave me a chance

now that the dust has settled i would like to mention something i kept noticing during the Finals: how Victor Wembanyama snaps his head back almost 90 degrees when he's contesting a shot

at long last I just suddenly realized what Jalen Brunson’s attacking style reminds me of

this was cool! The labor and infrastructure behind that parade youtu.be/uWa2Kcxi-l0?...

when I see my bra

one serving of cashews is 500,000 cashews

ten years ago today, one of the NBA's longest and weirdest stories reached its dramatic conclusion. wanna go back to the beginning? www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dM4...

oh my god there is so much gold in here, this is incredible

this time of year I listen to this literally every day youtu.be/f5DSbyl7WYs?...

sometimes a perfect pick and pop materializes right before your eyes

james dolan's teeth are operated by a tiny man turning a crank

… in 5

You won’t see the parade but you will get a hug from me

lowest PPG jersey seen so far is Ward

damn. Jeff Hornacek is here on the train platform in a quarter zip just trying to commute to KPMG. Gotta feel for the guy

they’re not letting me on a parade float because I’m “not on the team” okayyyy or is it just that you never give me the ball?? “no it’s that you’re not on the team” okayyyy wowwww

I’ve been getting so many congratulatory Knicks texts from old friends and acquaintances that my wife joked it’s like we’re having a baby which is funny because we are having a baby

OK. Let's put a period at the end of the sentence, and then move on to new business. At Y! Sports: I wrote about the Knicks as a roster-building miracle — the organizational equivalent of the way the offense puts opposing defenses in the blender. tinyurl.com/4npf9fjh

lovely conversation

i must note that zero members of ESPN's 15-person "expert" panel correctly picked the Finals, whereas I, Seth R, gazed into the future and beheld the divine sooth simply by petting a very soft dog on the train