extremely disappointing turn for NBA legend Sam Cassell

extremely cool

the CEO Trying To Placate You -> Politician Trying To Kill You diction pipeline sure is something

youtube suggests this video to me every day and every day i watch it

GEORGI '85 www.patreon.com/posts/georgi...

pondering Bag Taxonomy

The miracle of Jury Duty isn’t that they pulled off the ruse (impressive!) but that they somehow once again found one of the most wholesome dudes in America to be the lead

is there a word for this event

case study: when I was hired to do brand marketing for Lubriderm, I had them put NEW POTATO-FREE FORMULA on the packaging. Our focus groups asked “were there potatoes in lotion before??” and “is something wrong with potatoes???” perfect. If they’re confused, they’re thinking about your brand

we love a paper towel dispenser manufactured by TORK

We're kicking off a new series, by me, about New York's ambitious climate laws. We're behind on our targets and the Governor wants to weaken them. So what happened? How did we get so far behind and what can we do to get back on track? highlandscurrent.org/2026/03/27/c...

Monday, Patreon dot com backslash secretbase

Tbh these all seem like pretty good solutions to me and I actually wonder if making the lottery odds insanely complicated and hard to manipulate is a way to make teams and fans just not think about it as much

just learned that Marlon Brando's final film performance was voicing an evil old lady in an unreleased animated movie about Brendan Fraser turning into an insect superhero. he was weeks away from death and on oxygen, but insisted on wearing a full costume just for VO en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Bug...

i am almost done ripping through the first three On The Calculation of Volumes, very happy to learn the fourth translation is coming soon, laughing hard at the November 18 publication date for some of the prior editions, and also wondering if i need to learn Danish this summer

my kid finally started sleeping around this time last year and it completely changed my life. sleep is a performance-enhancing drug and the lack thereof is poison.

😛

there a dozen different versions of this song and each of the Band vocalists took a crack at it but somehow my favorite one is Robbie Robertson alone with a piano youtu.be/2Ghs51hMrnA?...

I need to come clean about something because it’s bothering me: two nights ago I had a dream I was playing a rhythm video game that was like Rock Band except with rapping and the songs my brain invented contained the worst fucking bars I’ve ever heard

"City Hall's first-ever mukbang" is a fun phrase but I gotta think that's not true. surely someone paid Eric Adams $200 for a Cameo video in which he eats an entire cabbage

"Reveres the state of israel" imagine saying this about any other country, it would be obviously bizarre. "I revere the Kyrgyz Republic" bro what

in the interest of haunting my future self, i would like to proclaim the following: any of these would be a Knicks sweep. five games max.

thumbtuckers

damn! youtu.be/fNRFKRlGles?...

nah. non-reason. fake reason. variety.com/2026/digital...

on a gas boiler forum having a good time

as a 37 year old man who learned about this from a similarly aged coworker I feel qualified to say this is an early contender for song of the summer youtu.be/s1At5s0YLSs?...

I have been adopted by a group of old ladies who got on the wrong train. im their pet young man now. tell my family i loved them

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

yes! yes!!!! defector.com/the-new-evan...

ok yes he wasn't perfect but we really need to separate the artist from his ar--- sorry? oh hm i'm getting word his art sucked shit as well

in 2003 I smoked a spliff with Totoro backstage at a Bonnie Raitt concert

you pass Siena alphabetically when you're flipping to Skidmore in a guidebook and you pass Siena physically when you're driving north to Skidmore on I-87 so I'm basically an alumnus of Siena

that's actually Cam Boozer but standard definition renders him as Cayden

the only good AI is the agent I made 10 years ago that will talk to you about your busted bracket. i don't remember why i made it a Yassified Ben Franklin but i stand by that www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Zn...

A number of Jewish organizations are shrilly insisting that any criticism of Israeli genocide and warmongering is an illegitimate attack on Jews. At the same time, an increasing number of non-Jewish people are insisting that any attack on Jews is a legitimate attack on Israel. This sucks, man

Ben mf Pickman!

i miss the 90s when our teacher would wheel one of these into the classroom to watch March Madness

there is still something very comforting to me about the NBAdraft dot net interface

“buy shoes. please.”

been listening to nothing but Sade lately and I can feel it changing my personality. I must wear jeweled rings

a kid in middle school had snagged the AIM screen name mytummyhurts and I was always envious of that. Anyway my tummy hurts

[clears throat] WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE www.fbi.gov/history/arti...

this Christmas, Robert Pattinson welcomes you to the Space Olympics

no one on earth doing it like connor o'malley right now, absolutely unmissable www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJER...

hello here's everyone ever picked in every NBA Draft ever www.patreon.com/posts/heres-...

Some App: We've updated our terms of service. Beginning on April 1, 2026, using this app will now grant our company permission to murd-- Me: MARK AS READ. NEXT. DON'T CARE.

New 🎥 on the Patreon: Ryan and Seth go long with a preview of our next big project: a multi-part look into the proliferation of international NBA draft picks As a bonus you'll get a sneak peak of the centerpiece graphic we made for this: every single NBA pick and their nation of origin

Seth's Movie 2 would have won best picture and best adapted screenplay except I forgot to make it. also haven't gotten around to making the original Seth's Movie or writing the book series (Seth's Books) on which the movies are based