had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury

It's time for @briancgrubb.bsky.social on Phys Ed. This was my favorite episode of the first season www.patreon.com/posts/138961...

bapple aside, this is how I feel about the "run pro-life democrats" thing. I'm not pro-life so I do not agree with that. That's how my values work. It's not a game

aunts love chatgpt! Chatgpt: It’s for aunts ™️

my mom found a lighter in the pocket of my shorts

Monday we have the king @briancgrubb.bsky.social

video about the brief moment when women’s pro basketball in the US hit a genuine fork in the road and players had to decide to hitch their wagons to one league or the other youtu.be/TBEYjg0oVLo?...

Holy moly. The current WNBA salaries are (accounting for inflation) still below the salaries of the ABL, a player-centric WBB league that preceded and, for a moment, competed with the WNBA.

SALT LIFE bumper sticker cause i eat so much lox

bro the ocean

my restaurant menu has a “From The Sea” section but it’s just eerily wet burgers

Coates just doesn't miss. He doesn't. www.vanityfair.com/news/story/c...

I just watched this video youtu.be/Zh9KdlR0HLY?...

every children’s book before 1970 was written by Hortense Prescotthughslough and every children’s book since 1970 is by Lori Fart-Shitowitz

moms across the world lower their panties to half mast

on the occasion of Robert Redford’s passing I’d like to recommend a movie-ass movie that @jonbois.bsky.social and I talk about roughly once a week: THE LAST CASTLE

I, the president of the bouncy balls factory, declare if you don’t buy bouncy balls you’re gonna die

weakling children’s book authors: uhhh there are no animals that begin with x … X-ray fish??? eXtremely big bird? This is hard Richard Scarry: fuck you we’re learning Latin nomenclature

grown man fell off his bike right outside the playground. Like a dozen toddlers saw him. It’s over my friend. Time for witness protection

great time of year on the firewood splitting forum. some gorgeous piles this season

our pet snails had babies. does anyone want like 140 snails

some additional reporting on Bloomberg's Epstein email piece: I believe the basketball game Doug Band wanted to attend was either the semifinal or final of the 2006 NCAA Tournament featuring the Florida Gators. He did undergrad at UF. thus concludes my reporting www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

ya www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/new-york-s...

in about 8 seconds i'm gonna post a link to the video of Caron Butler dancing to the Duck Tales theme song. watch this space

it's stunning what a rare and radical statement this is defector.com/five-years-o...

B-Ref says PJ Brown's nickname was "Big Cat," which I don't remember being the case BUT it would mean there was a period of time in the early 2000s where the Hornets had an all-Big-Cat frontcourt of Brown and Jamaal "Big Cat" Magloire

still not illegal to stare at a cop’s crotch making this 😟 face

all these politicians insist they’re stopping antisemitism yet do nothing about how apples upset my tummy

laughed so hard i almost choked

FYI I scheduled a covid vax appointment at CVS and the website didn't give me any trouble. it was just like "are you eligible" and i was like "yeah sure"

listen to this to learn my most unhinged trait: running 10Ks while listening to podcasts at 2-3x speed

new episode of Phys Ed with @iamhectordiaz.com is for people who love running, people who hate running, people who love Hector, and ... well, nobody hates Hector, so just the people listed above www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...

what if Carlos Alcaraz frames a 120 mph first serve directly into President Donald Trump’s mouth? What then

FondZone is showing three different camera angles of the onions I’m caramelizing plus a live feed of the baby monitor that threatens to interrupt my onions at any moment. Tune in and buckle up!

this is a Project Pat mixtape

me, age 8: and this card is Darrell Armstrong. He went to Fayetteville State. Fayetteville isn’t a state though some kid whose mom works with my mom: ok I’m gonna go hang out with the grown-ups

late-arriving Pimp Of The Week nominee: they're paving my street and a worker is driving the steamroller while eating an Uncrustable

every day all over the world regular people die violent deaths because the dumbest assholes on earth control everything www.nytimes.com/2025/09/05/u...

the boys, reunited events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

new buddy

this is a new one! I was trying to confirm an anecdote about David Wright practicing his swing with a steel bar. Google AI responded by concocting *and then debunking* a "rumor" about Wright suffering concussions because a bar fell on his head in the clubhouse

Knicks would've just hired Uncle Dennis as an assistant coach

It Already Tuesday

they’re calling it the greatest Leftovers Sandwich ever made. “He cleaned out the whole fridge!” said one onlooker. “Is the salmon even still ok to eat?” asked another

being a lifeguard is all about spinning the whistle lanyard around your finger. Imagine if you didn’t spin the whistle. You have to spin the whistle!

so much of my job is just identifying people in team roster photos by their jersey numbers and Google AI has made that significantly more difficult

i googled "shooting" to see what people are talking about and there are at least three possibilities

this is horrible AND it's a little bit funny that the blurred image is enough for me to piece together the pop culture reference as well as the antisemitism

guys i cannot for the life of me beat the sausage level of Paella Quest. the duke of chorizo keeps resisting my flame attacks. does anyone have tips

in seth's america this will be the actual job of the national guard