just grab a napkin. why not grab a napkin? they have free napkins. just a single napkin. you will not regret having a napkin

at 1:29:04 of this video, David Eckstein hits a slash bunt home run. I spent quite a while searching for this, convinced I'd misremembered, before I found it. thank you for your attention youtu.be/jPGfiKUAVQE?...

an interesting exercise if you're a Knicks fan is to watch the last few minutes of Pistons-Knicks Game 6 last season and just ... see what you think www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLeZ...

got a new phone and man apple has really forsaken the Tiny Hand community

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dispatch from the train: I saw a deer swimming!!!! The Train: You Might See A Deer Swimming ™️

My book, THE LONG GAME: U.S. Men's Soccer and Its Savage, Four-Decade Journey to the Top, or Thereabouts, is out today by @vikingbooks.bsky.social. I found a ton of fresh stories. I think both hardcore fans and the USMNT-curious will like it. I'm really proud of the book and hope you'll read it.

this was not a photo shoot. Carlos was wearing his pum pum shorts having his usual roll in the clay when someone interrupted him to tell him they were out of juice boxes and this was the face he made

my favorite part of this is a detail i forgot: Brandon Jennings says he bombed his first SAT because he "didn't try". So the second time he took it, he tried ... and his score was so much higher that the college board red-flagged him and made him re-re-take the test. That may have caused all of this

i have a lot more to say about Brandon Jennings and the 2009 draft but here's this for now youtu.be/PYHfbO0wlfU?...

‘can i afford the tax? yes. is it going to deter me? no.’ cool well no further questions, thanks for answering the only relevant ones

THIS POST HAS REAL VIDEOS OF SKELETONS DUNKING

i have repeat-watched so many permutations of the same dozen highlights that the YouTube recommendation algorithm is now trying to forcibly eject me

had never considered that not biting on a pump fake is just as important to basketball photography as it is to basketball defense

most clips i see from national tv pundits: GUARANTEED: THE KNICKS *WILL* WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP most knicks fans i talk to: idk man. something's off. sixers in 9 i fear??

"what's the dude's name on Snoopy?" he knew the dude's name on Snoopy. he didn't have to ask www.nytimes.com/athletic/726...

well,

ok I am now properly online for the first time today and I’d just like to say: 👍

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Mother’s Day isn’t even a real holiday. It was made up to sell decorative soaps

sometimes halfway into giving a long winded explanation I realize I might be wrong but I just have so much momentum…

saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar

“During the 2025 playoffs, New York’s bench didn’t outscore a single opponent’s bench. This year, the group has done it five times in nine games.”

after I consume a Greek omelette home fries rye toast and two cups of black coffee I temporarily gain the power to gaze beyond space and time as well as comprehend the sacred mathematics

retire number 23

highly recommend smashing that patreon subscribe button for secret base. every ep of history of charging the mound is changing my life

"the placid countenance and exceedingly long arms of Mikal Bridges"

How am I supposed to know if whales or lizards, or, hell, starfish like to play with balls of yarn. They might!!!

oh my god i just glanced at ticketmaster and it's a fuckin grab bag. i absolutely cannot go and i've still got half a mind

googled a joke to see if people had made it before (they had, many times) and look at that, AI does not understand the joke. i almost feel sorry for it

Seth Sez: tonight is the Mikal game

there's simply no adequate political response to this that isn't based on fully destroying the people and party responsible for it

i believe this to be the most FIFA-coded song that was not (to my knowledge) associated with any FIFA property www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz01...

this is... a three-point alley-oop??

"daddy wanna play cars?" "daddy i have to pee" please shut the fuck i'm clicking refresh until i find out the status of an adult stranger's thigh muscles

playoff basketball is not good for my body. my bones hurt. I think I swallowed a tooth

NOT do that, to be clear

today @charlotteatk1.bsky.social took a picture of me being cool as fuck

the Celtics lost to the Embiid-less Sixers when they let Tyrese Maxey and VJ Edgecombe shoot a combined 11-22 on three-pointers while themselves shooting 13-50 from downtown. my advice to the Knicks is to not do that

I believe that every time I take a gummy and say some dumb fake-deep nonsense it should become a news story with a photo shoot

At Y! Sports: I wrote about how the Knicks put a bullseye on Joel Embiid in Game 1, and a blowout win that was more about process than variance: yhoo.it/4nc3uyt

just watched a high-A lead off batter hit an absolute tank off Gerrit Cole

the reviews are in on "The Donnie Expedition," and people can't get enough of this dang thing. thanks to all of y'all who have been watching, get caught up here: www.patreon.com/collection/2...

me if I was on a team that just won a playoff game by a lot of points: i think we've proven that we're destined to be champions. we are looking far ahead and not worrying about the next game. only thing left to do is take our foot off the gas and coast the rest of the way

hi everyone this is seth's wife. just wanted to let you all know seth recently farted to death. we'll miss him

you don't have to wash fruit. they made that up to sell tap water

kind of excited for whenever the knicks lose again, just to see if we as a fanbase immediately revert to Decapitate Mike Brown Now without missing a beat

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