free pitch to sports franchise social teams: putting a gopro on your mascot and "letting them loose" for a day in your city. like those cat videos, except it's gritty

Will and Ryan didn't know how to do a three-way handshake before I taught them. I think this a critical skill for odd-numbered pal groups

today we're on Patreon talking about the time Jackie Joyner-Kersee said "ya know what? I'm gonna give pro basketball a try" www.patreon.com/posts/when-a...

our youtube channel needed 17 smoke breaks while attempting to upload scorigami part 4, but we got there in the end. see you tomorrow night

before the MLB postseason begins in earnest, quick shoutout to exciting finishes to the regular season. this year's was a good one. 2011's was a greeeeeeat one: youtu.be/hz_zf4ee1_0?...

I consider myself a pretty warm-hearted person, but I am, as a pure hater, rooting for Cal Raleigh to break Aaron Judge's American League home run record. Like, no offense, but I'm more cheering against the other guy than FOR the Big Dumper.

this is gonna be in a video next friday

learn all about jeris and his impact on scorigami in part 3: the stat about nothing - youtu.be/Qxr3_b8qkCw

french boyfriends dig the mariners' undeniable ennui

happy to share a project I've been working on with @austeng.bsky.social for the past few months -- Sports Movies That Don't Suck, a podcast about sports movies that don't suck! more info to come soon

good morning, Seattle :)

had a blast recording this, talking about everything from beaning the same kid twice in one inning as a high school pitcher to all the ways sportsbrain still influences my life since my spinal cord injury

oh dabo’s daboing again? cool youtu.be/qk3_gC-mGao?...

greetings from dorktown

They don't nickname baseball players "Pronk" anymore.

This new @secretbase.bsky.social video is great, especially for someone like me who didn't know the history AT ALL. Very telling/infuriating detail: WNBA players' salaries in 2025 are still below ABL salaries in 1996 *without accounting for inflation* 🤯 Also, @katestarbird.bsky.social gets a mention

an MVP switched leagues. that was a pretttttty big deal. youtu.be/TBEYjg0oVLo

wild stat of the day pt 2: by points, the 2025 colorado rockies are on pace to score 608 points, the exact same number of points scored by last year's super bowl champion philadelphia eagles (who needed postseason games to do so)

wild stat of the day: by wins, the 2025 colorado rockies are twice as good as last year's super bowl champion philadelphia eagles

a lot of youtube channels rely on clickbait. we rely on unflattering archival images of dudes looking stupid. this is a tease for tomorrow's new video. consider yourself teased.

for any sicko that has watched all of scorigami already and wants even more well here are the creators talking about it. please don't question seth polling the audience about pooping. it made sense if you were there. i promise. and not in a gross way. www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

Did I watch all these when they came on on Patreon? Yes. Am I going to watch them all again now they are on free youtube? Also yes.

happy hump day, fuck work, watch scorigami instead youtu.be/FHNwUiu_8Eg

to everyone who showed up last night, thank you endlessly from the entire team. it was great meeting so many of you and getting to experience scorigami together. thanks for justifying a night like that, and our general existence if you took pics at the screening send them our way!

I have an extra ticket for this if any of you NYC nerds (affectionate) want to join me :3

ok so @pablo.show y'all are just doing mad libs over there at this point huh?

SCORIGAMI, PART 4: THE FUTURE 88 minutes | color this is the one we're showing at sva theatre on wednesday so if you've got tickets you may want to hold off for now www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

if you're coming tomorrow night, we made posters. they're $13. i wish there was some fun scorigami-related numerology justifying the ticket price, but $13 is just the lowest we can set it with an eye on breaking even still some tickets available here: events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

if y'all ever watch a secret base video and think "wow there sure are a lot ad breaks" please know that youtube has been on a tear adding ads to older videos, leading to monstrosities like this image we'll work on fixing this but it'll take a while to get to everything

in case you tried to grab a ticket and got a message that we sold out: sorry about that, there was a hiccup in the system that we just fixed. we are not sold out. still about 100 tickets left to possibly the dorkiest filmgoing experience of all time

we went ahead and rented out a big theater for next week's screening of SCORIGAMI in nyc, so a third of all seats are still available. come on by and find out why this blue cube in the distance is the most terrifying chart alex and i have ever made events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

have you gotten your scorigami ticket yet? have we mentioned we're making limited edition scorigami posters for this event? do you want to find out what alex and jon's candies of choice are? events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

sorry y'all but no one guessed the correct answer, which is of course the ping pong ball

early feedback points to every basketball developing CTE

if every type of ball was sentient, which ball would feel the most pain by the end of a game?

i will be moderating this Scorigami screening/convo with Alex and Jon on September 3. i don't know yet what shirt I'm going to wear svatheatre.com/events/secre...

still some tickets left for you to come hang with secret base and watch scorigami pt 4 this is basically a feature-length film that leans so far into the jon and alex of it all that any scorigami hater who witnesses it will have an aneurysm events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

scorigami live screening, secret base's 5th birthday, the entire team being under one roof at the same time as long as stupid fate doesn't intervene oh god i jinxed everything now why'd i say that anyway there's still tickets available events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

SCORIGAMI LIVE SCREENING sva theatre, new york city, september 3rd, 7 p.m. we'll screen the series finale (~85 minutes) followed by a conversation with me, alex and seth tickets now available for purchase here events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/...

trying to convince jon that if we manage to sell out the scorigami live screening, he should bring back card show. help the cause: events.voxmedia.com/sbscorigami/... (ryan gets no say in the matter)

the weather is heating up, but there's a tornado warning from the fine folks at @secretbase.bsky.social youtu.be/MG6zdphVIeQ?...

presale tickets for scorigami live are available today for our patreon members. unfortunately some tickets have sold already so you will not be able to buy every ticket in the theater and sit there by yourself www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

🚨 SCORIGAMI LIVE TICKET INFO 🚨 patrons - your 24 hour early access has begun. come hungry, leave hungry wait shit www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

september 3rd, 2025 scorigami pt 4 SVA theatre discounted tickets go on sale for patrons tomorrow (8/12) at 12 pm est regular tickets go on sale on wednesday (8/13) at 12pm est for patrons, more info here on what to look out for: www.patreon.com/posts/scorig...

lots of people asking so starting a FAQ 1. we are working to schedule jon bois to attend after originally booking jomboy 2. the splash zone extends through first 7 rows (8 if you are above 6'5") 3. despite sharing a venue, the darren rovell lookalike contest is 100% unaffiliated with secret base

after we did our live show in seattle three years ago we knew we wanted to do another, now we're finally doing another. this time we'll be showing the series finale of SCORIGAMI in nyc. i'll be there and so will the whole gang. come on by!

fuck it, we'll do it live.

well folks, we finally did it, @sethrosenthal.bsky.social and @ryansimmons.bsky.social somehow convinced @celebrityhottub.bsky.social to be on a podcast. he famously hates the medium, so this is a huge treat www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...

got a pretty fun announcement dropping later and i was told to start stoking excitement so please begin preparations for said excitement by holding onto your butts

Return-to-office is good actually