his butt is old enough to drink

🎵I've got this feeling So appealing For us to get together and sing, Sing!: Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, --

Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears: archive.is/ur35j

Issuing a much belated "Ryan Recommends 👍" for The Prisoner (1967). Insane how long I've slept on this considering you can see its fingerprints on everything from Twin Peaks to Severance. We're lovin it over here

shhh let him cook

I used to think ‘Well thank god we all have cameras, at least we can maybe get ahead of the lies’ but if this is how the paper of record describes an event captured from like 4 different angles alongside dozens of eye witness accounts corroborating, I just don’t know anymore man

John Fetterman has not yet commented on the ICE murder, as he has been taken in by a kindly blind hermit who is unable to be horrified by his visage

Worth noting that Minnesota Public Radio is NOT doing that. They're interviewing people on the ground, chasing down witnesses and facts, and treating ICE statements with the appropriate amount of skepticism.

I just don’t know why my message on affordability - which I’m cynically ripping off of Mamdani and trying to employ at the national level with no real effort or genuine interest, in response to a senile fascist who has already kidnapped a foreign leader with eyes on further expansion - isn’t landing

When you go by a house and it has all harsh blueish lightbulbs instead of the nice warm ones… well nothing good goes on in that house I’ll tell you that much

This is like watching the tidal wave from 'deep impact' coming right for your beach but instead it's people who don't get jokes

Personally I do think it’s very cool when you spend 2 years working on a project about a sport you love and then some guy takes the transcripts of it to spit out an AI script for himself to read over a YouTube video for money. Thanks David!!!!!

Happy new year! The newest installment of @jonbois.bsky.social's THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is now up on Patreon -- with a reminder as we get back to work that, if you don't like your colleagues, it could always be worse www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

my favorite CES memory is doing grunt work video stuff for @theverge.com and shooting an interview with Charles Barkley where he kept pronouncing it "RO-butt"

Working on a small home improvement project is a challenging but fulfilling way to learn how to pay a professional to do the now-much-larger home improvement project that you fucked up

Moving out of the city and up into the Hudson Valley was so good for me and my wife. We have great nature trails, quaint shops, and now we live 5 minutes from the kidnapped leader of a sovereign nation

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

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One of the best to ever do it

I thought Jim Belushi and his wife were staring at me on the subway until I realized they were studying the subway map over my shoulder

come for the weird rules, stay for the post about band of brothers www.patreon.com/posts/how-ml...

We now have pop tarts kayfabe

At this point, this can only mean one thing: Bolsonaro hid priceless jewels in the hospital framework while it was being built and is trying to retrieve them

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

when I do a silly bit on the moving walkway for my unimpressed wife

My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea

oh I left my annually updating thread on twitter so I’ll start over here. My mother in law gives me the same rock every Christmas. I love my rock

George Bailey: Merry Christmas you old Building and Loan! Building and Loan:

My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea

merry christmas to all who celebrate! if you are reading this you likely are looking for a distraction or break of some sort, so we’re here to support youtu.be/BWa5lxhG0pM?...

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4 now free to watch on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...

If it’s hard to read, here is alt text: “Hello my pedophile friend! It’s me, the pedophile billionaire. Sorry to hear you are in prison in pedophilia - me too! But it’s okay, I’m not gonna be here for loooong 😉 Trump sure did like em young didn’t he. Anyway he’s president now. Life’s a bitch!! 😂”

if you listen closely you can hear my dumb ass start to suggest 'walt disney' as the name will is trying to place

this patreon video is an offshoot of a big project Ryan and I are working on. I am very excited about this project

I heard that, for Christmas, you asked for Rhea Seahorn co-explaining the rules of Magic: The Gathering for the tutorial of the 1997 MicroProse video game. So Merry Christmas: youtu.be/1jp4tMSIr_U?...

A Safdie cast is something like Adrien Brody, Jennifer Lopez, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy, Maurice Dubois, Charles Oakley and the guy who did the whistle on the PC Richards commercials

DOJ crazy for doing it this way, smh

working on a weird rules. or new merch. or both? idk anymore

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

still looking for a fluent Bulgarian speaker

FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4 now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...

the air is practically crackling with anticipation and possibility right now. Like right before a time jump in Terminator

Me, turning to my fellow Fremen after the Lisan al Gaib gains favor by riding and communing with Shai-Hulud: big whoop!! I’m not jealous

Do it I dare you. We nearly brought down society over a free U2 album