OD'ing on stimming out by swallowing a whole bottle of Tylenol and playing Anno 1800 until 5am

how is this so perfect , i’m screaming

inside you there are two wolves

brian was a phenomenal guest for this "first season" of Phys Ed. It's a podcast about playing sports for fun, not for a living. We have one more ep (for now...) and if you've missed it you can acquire it cheaply and easily at patreon.com/SecretBase along with a bunch more good stuff

It's time for @briancgrubb.bsky.social on Phys Ed. This was my favorite episode of the first season www.patreon.com/posts/138961...

one time we got a Secret Base YT comment that said something like "DM me if you want to know the REAL reason Clara Morris works there, it has to do with Ryan Simmons" and I'M ryan simmons so I knew the answer was "she's extremely talented and a good friend of mine" but... i still wanna know now

Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned. Thought you'd enjoy this.

Starbucks Employee: Venti iced vanilla latte for Charlie? Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me. Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

Also the free press watermark is just 🧑‍🍳👌💋

If you can think of a better way to get merger approval, I’m sure we’d all love to hear it

generally speaking, and with the glaring exception of november 2024, the more directly democratic an institution has been, the better it has checked Trump (eg grand and petit juries); the more elite and insular, the less effective (the Senate, the Supreme Court, big business)

When you realize you’re suddenly #1

The world turns its gaze to you, guy who played “Nick Burns, Your Company’s Computer Guy”

Man we just have so much free speech right now. Awesome

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

it is nice for my old boss at Hard Drive to put in writing that he loves Elon Musk and was uninvolved in us wrecking him on twitter lol

sure, ezra klein might be laundering chrisitian nationalism and white supremacy in the disingenuous "interest of fair debate" but at least he's also not very nice in person

combine this with the bones that made up Blast Corps, baby you got a stew goin

sure, ezra klein might be laundering chrisitian nationalism and white supremacy in the disingenuous "interest of fair debate" but at least he's also not very nice in person

You would think he’d finally be excited to see eye to eye with somebody

Tagging @here multiple times in the HR slack channel at 8:07 on a Saturday night to ask about adding whatever “Aflac” is to… my paycheck(?) because it was recommended by Nick Saban and a duck

I miss when the term “provocateur” was reserved for like, a guy who would put his nuts on film

I guess I don’t find deliberately being a rhetorically violent homophobe, anti-Semite and white supremacist “civil” but that’s why I don’t get paid the big Atlantic bucks

Violating my "no Bluesky during football season" tenets to parachute in and say that my weird obsession with far right splinter groups and their shibboleths has finally made me the expert on something. The shooter wrote 4 shitpost memes on bullets and every single one of them is a dumb groyper meme

The shooter was also heard saying "It's-a me!" which of course is a reference to the famous catchphrase of Italian fascist dictator Benito Mussolini

In the interest of also advocating for the manner of my own demise I am pleased to announce my forthcoming rally for Peaceful Sleep Rights

Yet another great Garbage Day post

It gets even crazier

I guess I'm just gonna try to continue living my stupid little life in a way where my public assassination isn't celebrated online by thousands. I hope!

Agreed with the Cooler Heads here. This act of political violence may one day soon serve as pretext to justify federal occupation of progressive cities or even unaccountable militias imprisoning people of color without due process at impenetrable, inhumane black sites. Well, I sure hope not!

He’s got that dawg in him. It’s inside of him. It’s in his chest. Oh god it’s bursting out of his chest. The dawg is escaping him and screaming and covered in blood. The dawg is in the vents

This is true! We all know his father and uncle were in fact killed by woke

Not the first time I biffed a Learned League question because I was thinking about a 30 Rock bit instead of actual reality, won’t be the last

throughout this month we'll finally drop SCORIGAMI on youtube, free to watch for everybody. first episode premieres live tomorrow night at 9 p.m. eastern www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...

I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live

While traveling in Scotland recently I saw a highway sign that said “ABNORMAL LOADS ONLY” but couldn’t get my camera out in time. I can’t stop thinking about it. Like tears in rain

It has come to my attention there is a TikTok account called ‘PSUPisser’ that is — you guessed it — someone pissing on things around the Penn State campus

#StarTrek's Jonathan Frakes on the cover of @pennstateuniv.bsky.social's alumni magazine pennstatermag.com/collections/...

‘Blueskyism’ is being addicted to an app where everyone is mad at and talks about a guy named Nate Silver even though if you went to a party where the percentage of conversation topics about Nate Silver was as high you would leave that party instantly

yeah but the good news is i bought all the slots and it's just going to be fast food reviews

I was deliberately cropped out of this photo and will now no longer be attending

Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3