Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

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One of the best to ever do it

I thought Jim Belushi and his wife were staring at me on the subway until I realized they were studying the subway map over my shoulder

come for the weird rules, stay for the post about band of brothers www.patreon.com/posts/how-ml...

We now have pop tarts kayfabe

At this point, this can only mean one thing: Bolsonaro hid priceless jewels in the hospital framework while it was being built and is trying to retrieve them

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

when I do a silly bit on the moving walkway for my unimpressed wife

My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea

oh I left my annually updating thread on twitter so I’ll start over here. My mother in law gives me the same rock every Christmas. I love my rock

George Bailey: Merry Christmas you old Building and Loan! Building and Loan:

My wife was bragging when she realized this morning that, if she can make it to midnight, she’ll win Whamageddon this year Why you would tell me that and then let me near your phone I have no idea

merry christmas to all who celebrate! if you are reading this you likely are looking for a distraction or break of some sort, so we’re here to support youtu.be/BWa5lxhG0pM?...

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4 now free to watch on youtube www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...

If it’s hard to read, here is alt text: “Hello my pedophile friend! It’s me, the pedophile billionaire. Sorry to hear you are in prison in pedophilia - me too! But it’s okay, I’m not gonna be here for loooong 😉 Trump sure did like em young didn’t he. Anyway he’s president now. Life’s a bitch!! 😂”

if you listen closely you can hear my dumb ass start to suggest 'walt disney' as the name will is trying to place

this patreon video is an offshoot of a big project Ryan and I are working on. I am very excited about this project

I heard that, for Christmas, you asked for Rhea Seahorn co-explaining the rules of Magic: The Gathering for the tutorial of the 1997 MicroProse video game. So Merry Christmas: youtu.be/1jp4tMSIr_U?...

A Safdie cast is something like Adrien Brody, Jennifer Lopez, the Rent Is Too Damn High guy, Maurice Dubois, Charles Oakley and the guy who did the whistle on the PC Richards commercials

DOJ crazy for doing it this way, smh

working on a weird rules. or new merch. or both? idk anymore

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

still looking for a fluent Bulgarian speaker

FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4 now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...

the air is practically crackling with anticipation and possibility right now. Like right before a time jump in Terminator

Me, turning to my fellow Fremen after the Lisan al Gaib gains favor by riding and communing with Shai-Hulud: big whoop!! I’m not jealous

Do it I dare you. We nearly brought down society over a free U2 album

A for me: The original Paranormal Activity where any time it cut to a Night Scene after the first one a woman with an impenetrable Long Island accent would scream “Oh Jesus… Oh GAWD here we go”

this is how they announce like, major infrastructure projects in huge cities. i mean this is the timeline for a whole-ass bridge

we did a podcast episode about this! it's still behind the paywall but I'll thread some of our survey data www.patreon.com/posts/phys-e...

our Phys Ed episode with @joeali.bsky.social talking about the childhood football game that we called by ... a few different names is now FREE FOR EVERYONE

talkin sports w/ @clararadarmorris.bsky.social

great work today

More people watched @jessefarrar.com binge eat chicken nuggets on twitch than bought this book. Don’t tell me americas broken

SGAs reaction to the flagrant 😂

i'll have what he's having

pals you gotta quit spotify

I wrote for @theatlantic.com about the NFL's baffling scoreboard mystery: Why has a game never ended 36-23? Join me (via gift link!) on this @nflscorigami.bsky.social quest w/help from @jonbois.bsky.social, Dave Mattingly, some Scorigami-loving academics, and more www.theatlantic.com/science/2025...

Mad Men 4K

Watching the Zou Bisou Bisou episode of Mad Men in 4K and you can see a team of puppeteers manipulating Don Draper's hog like Jabba the Hutt

genuinely a little hurt i only found out about this now