you're not gonna hear stuff like "charles manson was pretty bad actually" from anywhere else!!

talkin sports! www.patreon.com/posts/jerry-...

the olivia nuzzi book really is wild

Everyone knows you get class off for the day if a) your professor is more than 15 minutes late or b) has emails leaked asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice

holy father, i'm offering you a chance to skip this boring lunch. get day drunk with jane and i while we watch clips of the '05 world series on youtube

Ugh this guy should just kill himself

A new Steam Controller will probably, finally, make me happy

While many of you are likely yelling “GO CHIEFS!” or “GO BIRDS!” I’m yelling “GO BLUESKY SAFETY” and the rule of law!

James Bond is Wile E Coyote for adults. Shut up

Pluribus (2025)

the first cut of this video about steve kerr passing on the knicks had a lot more seth cursing into the microphone and muttering "never deserved him" over and over to himself, but @hachiozhang.bsky.social found a way to work around that. full piece here: www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

you think podcasting is easy? i’d like to see you have two ideas a week buddy

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Nah this is stolen fucking valor Tom Brady. There’s no fucking way you know who those three are

Yes, let’s hear it for that classic moviemaking phrase, famously constructed exactly this way: That Is A Wrap!

kind of a missed opportunity to scream at a flight attendant for being in the shot

I don’t torture people for entertainment. Please come to my theme park in Saudi Arabia.

hey remember when Gary Payton and Vernon Maxwell went at each other with a chair and a dumbbell, respectively, and injured multiple teammates in the process www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzS8...

MrBeast hates Zohran because if people have access to basic necessities, it will demolish the Giving People Those Necessities As Part Of A Saw-Inspired Game Show industry

“As you get older, you start to masturbate at home more. Less backstage and in other people’s hotel rooms while blocking the door.”

Man we gotta bring back pillories and stocks, they seem perfect for shit like this

Rudy Giuliani today

Au revoir mes amis

this is exactly how I handle my chicken tendies when I'm smacked at 2am

Especially compared to the cynical and disgusting Cuomo AI bullshit, the Zohran videos have been endlessly inspiring, hopeful, and infused with joy for what’s possible. Never seen a campaign like it

My thoughts on today. For alt text, I link to my instagram post in the alt, because it is simply too long.

literally every single day they give us another great reason to vote for Zohran Mamdani

oh hey just gonna mention once more that @ryansimmons.bsky.social and I did a whole season of a podcast asking regular people about their experiences playing sports. It's subscriber-only, but we made the first episode with @jonbois.bsky.social available to everyone

I've smelled things you people wouldn't believe. Submarines on fire off the shoulder of Onion. I sniffed hoagies toasting in the dark near the Mustard Gate. All those scents will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to cry.

I live very near to NYC, and work there, and I cannot tell you how envious I am, unable to vote for someone I genuinely like -- and a socialist -- for friggin mayor of that place

dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND episode 1 up now www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

Waving goodbye to all the billionaires leaving NYC after Mamdani becomes mayor

give us 20 innings this time. make this a root canal. i'll be watching. fuck god and fuck you

If Brian Kelly goes to PSU his new fake accent would have to be some unholy bastard combo of Philly Delco and Pittsburgh Yinzer and so for that reason he must become head coach of the nittany lions

I tap my partner on the shoulder. “You okay hon?” They sigh deeply. “I just didn’t wake up feeling the cheesiest. In fact I’m not sure I’m feeling very cheesy at all.” They light another cigarette. I take a deep sigh myself. It’s going to be one of those days.

every time i hear ryan say "like a creature or ghost" i laugh

my... Pitch (😉lol) is to paint the baseball like a spooky "creature or ghost" to get those dumb batters to swing at anything cuz they're scared. easy outs. and yet my genius remains ignored

there is still time to make tonight appropriately spooky @mlb.com

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

damn and i was just starting to get caught up from the beginning

fresh beeeeeeeeeeeeeeef youtu.be/uRMuq8MUyU4

Charlie Bit My (Sixth) Finger

Seeing a lot of derogatory comments about them, but I think it's courageous they attended the game considering what happened to his grandmother when she visited a baseball stadium

@briancloutier.com hey there are you still there? I’m looking for something exactly like your “top articles” feed but it’s no longer working and I’d love to talk to you about it