first time sharing some of our favorite secret base lore www.patreon.com/SecretBase/p...

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier

that jacket button

This is the bluesky version of pointing towards the fence and then crushing it out of the park

ok sure www.billboard.com/business/bus...

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

on this date in 1999, the Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals began. tonight, there is no Knicks-Spurs NBA Finals game. yes, this is Seth. hello. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjmt...

Dirk Nowitzki chose the NBA over European offers, Penn State, Kentucky, Cal, UNC ... staying in the Army ... getting a regular job, etc. He could've done anything, but he decided to go for it and change NBA history. This is how it went down: www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-b9...

Please read this from Seth, the best writer i know

"If you’re reading this as a lifelong fan of a team other than the Knicks, and that team hasn’t won a title in your life, then this is for you, too. Eat shit, Knicks only, Knicks number one basketball team fuck you, etc., but this is for you." Seth back: www.postingandtoasting.com/knicks-free-...

Craziest stat for me The Knicks had the #1, #3, and #5 biggest comeback wins in NBA Finals history In the same Finals

Bing, and I’d just like add, Bong

naked

The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao

but also, Knicks in 5

Scotland plays in the World Cup tonight, crank it up to a million

after spending too long just checking in periodically (insane thing to do btw) i finally went back and got fully caught up on Swan Boy and the Noel Goes to Hooters arc was the first one i caught in real time and I am made the better for it. When You're Here, You're Here

the more i think about it the more convinced i am that the knicks collectively took monday's bad vibes and like, ingested and processed them somehow. like they poisoned themselves and went on a vision quest and came upon a fundamental discovery of inner truth. and then they won the fucking game

sleep when you’re dead

Watching that on someone’s phone on an MTA train with a bunch of strangers and @sethrosenthal.bsky.social - after we left at halftime - was one of the most surreal experiences of my life

let’s go youtu.be/BfrUQA2tb6M?...

everything else sucks but damn it if it ain't a great time to be a stephen root fan

this is the way

when it became clear that teams at the top of the 2018 draft were even *considering* passing on Luka Doncic, I felt like I was losing my mind. this is my attempt to put that in context

in about 9 hours, approximately 20,000 of our finest scientists will finally determine if it is possible to kill a man from booing

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

stand-up comedians really are the truth-tellers of our modern age, that truth being: you gotta censor yourself and your captions to something like "p***y and a**" or "seggs" so that a billionaire's algorithm doesn't yeet your video into obscurity

I’m gonna eat that dog

Nice desserts. Just?

Our newest major project is now live on YouTube. @sethrosenthal.bsky.social said "I want to make a chart of every NBA draft pick and their country of origin cuz it kinda looks like a cave" and then i said ok and made it. and also the video. here's a sneak peak

The Donnie Expedition, our history of international players in the NBA Draft, is gradually slipping out from behind the paywall this month. Here's part 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3O0...

Nice desserts. Just?

yeah im lookin forward to dune 3 -- dune 3 to 5 for stealin your girl

walking around my house muttering "I actually speak true. I actually speak true as shit."

This is the closest they’ve come to admitting that Nancy isn’t wearing clothes, that’s her actual skin

Hey, here's a thing I'm unironically excited about: a few months ago I was in a bad funk & my wife basically ordered me to find my version of touching grass. So I looked up local auditions & long story short, next week I'm in my first live show since Covid - and it's Legally Blonde the Musical, lol

hadn't occurred to me until just now how much sick ET looks like chicken thighs mid-breading process. you're an egg wash and some panko away from getting fried my guy

another day, another plug for ordinal - the game I've spent the last few months working on! Give it a whirl won't you? Ordinal #20 - 5/30 🏆 11/12 🔎 1/3 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩 www.ordinal.fyi

Hey, here's a thing I'm unironically excited about: a few months ago I was in a bad funk & my wife basically ordered me to find my version of touching grass. So I looked up local auditions & long story short, next week I'm in my first live show since Covid - and it's Legally Blonde the Musical, lol

hadn't occurred to me until just now how much sick ET looks like chicken thighs mid-breading process. you're an egg wash and some panko away from getting fried my guy

It is time once again for me to update you on Available Baseballs Signed By Non-Baseball Players. First up: a little pricier than I would have guessed, but you can get a ball signed by Dave Coulier (I would not give this to Alanis Morissette fwiw) www.ebay.com/itm/20596081...

they finally caught the guy at my work who was taking other people’s gold bars from the fridge

they finally caught the guy at my work who was taking other people’s gold bars from the fridge

Excellent love letter to another fallen comrade

Knicks still have not lost since Karl-Anthony Towns’ appearance in The Devil Wears Prada 2

Was scrolling Instagram, and I swear to god I thought this was Mike Francesa

and what, let a perfectly good snack go to waste?

“There's a new Grogu out that's supposed to be nuts! We should go see that”

Wind’s pickin up…