Night Court made getting arrested at night seem fun as hell

Paul George vs Ayo Dosunmu

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

You’re telling me a First respondered this bowl?

ADDITIONAL RATE BOWL, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU THE CONSUMER

New Mexico’s quarterback when an open receiver is 10 yards away:

Watching Love Island

New Mexico Nobos

my friends on Instagram know that i have recently become obsessed with Bibendum, the early incarnation of the Michelin man who was a big, fat, kind, cigar chomping, hard partying dynamo

My great gran, born in 1908, saw Rod Stewart singing on The Old Grey Whistle Test in the early 70s and said afterwards, “if he was hung for singing, he’d die innocent”

bit of a situation here

Lions have played six quarters of football since the incident involving this guy. They’ve been outscored in five of them.

we made it guys

Malachi Toney rules (via @hudliq.bsky.social).

Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy

no one likes cold weather, but it is your best chance to see a field of horses wearing jackets

sometimes the IG feed lines up just right

News: Former Utah coach Kyle Whittingham has emerged as Michigan’s top target, sources confirm to NBC Sports. A deal could be done as soon as this afternoon. First reported by ESPN.

Denver 👀

me and my brother trying on our new Christmas outfits right away so grandma can see us wearing them

Uniform matchup for the Rate Bowl. We got color vs color y’all!

Taylor watching her husband catch 2 balls for 18 yards from Tommy DeVito in a blowout loss to the Raiders

Nico Harrison post-trade:

now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree

netflix is doing amazing things with the NFL. I've always wanted to listen to a hall of famer talk about his christmas decorations through an AirPods microphone over Zoom during the game

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

I suppose I should also explain Goblin Hockey. in Goblin Hockey, there is one player, unaffiliated with either team. this is The Goblin. The Goblin gets their own smaller goal which they set up in any of the corners, allowed to change each period. if they get the puck into their own goal, they win

Dan Quinn hands down has the worst head coach aesthetic in pro sports

🎄 GOOD MORNING, and welcome back to the annual Italian Christmas Donkey Challenge 🫏 The rules are simple 🌟 You must find a person who has never heard “Dominick the Donkey” and play it for them: youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...

Uncle squad doesn’t have to stay ready, we BORN ready

Dec 25th - Rocky Balboa fought Ivan Drago in Russia. 📽️📅 Rocky IV (1985)

the Cowboys on their way to ruin yet another holiday for everyone:

wish I still had the hat

spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters

Christmas Ham Strapped To Roof Of Car

The Grinch in the studio trying to record a comeback to Thurl Ravenscroft like Drake coming back at Kendrick

my plan to eliminate THE GRINCH involves a guardian helmet, exactly 5 strips of crispy bacon, 2lbs of c-4 plastic explosive, and a bowling ball. merry christmas!

ah yes the two genders

Happy birthday to all you Santas out there

And Timmy Chang WHO DID NOT DIE

We are in range, people!

Moebius, Christmas in Space, 1982

Oh dammmmmmnnnn nil.store/hawaii/produ...

Let’s take care of each other today.