Me and my friends would’ve killed New Paydirt Pete with hammers I can tell you that much

Rise for the National Anthem

Do people know this is the Bosnia manager's first soccer coaching job after a post-playing career of professional poker and constantly criticizing the national team on social media

Once had a chat with Malik Tillman who wanted to discuss climate change, will forever respect him after that

pausa de hidratación

I had to do it

pausa de hidratación

this fucks us for next game too if we manage to survive this is so brutal

worst red card in my two weeks of watching soccer

Thread: USMNT players listed by middle name Mate

he is

Accidentally left this at home, but spiritually I’m wearing this shirt right now.

usa smelling blood though

10+ Years, 5+ ASG, 1+ Title with a franchise and then traded away: Cousy (BOS to CIN) Hakeem (HOU to TOR) Paul Pierce (BOS to BRK) Scottie Pippen (CHI to HOU) Jo Jo White (BOS to GSW) Klay Thompson (GSW to DAL) Jaylen Brown (BOS to PHL)

JB ran over and gave my son and his buddy high fives a few seasons ago before a preseason game. My son’s buddy was so thrilled, he literally puked 5 min later. Might be my favorite basketball moment of the past decade.

could really use him on the pitch tonight

Jaylen Brown do you like ska?

Was it a foul on Senegal: I think so Am I still somehow mad they called it a penalty in the 120th minute: also yes somehow

I don’t even care if they cancel sports

@lerbonjanes u like what u see

Brad. buddy.

the knicks winning it all got the rest of the nba running reckless, desperate, unhinged, etc

At Y! Sports: Wrote a bit about Mitchell Robinson, the longest-tenured Knick, shipping up to Boston for the full midlevel as New York steers clear of the second apron, just like James Dolan wanted: yhoo.it/4vBH1OQ

how my car feels after leaving the windows up in the sun all day

unfortunately, you do have to hand it to Harry Edward Kane

England won one World Cup 60 years ago and have never won the Euros, so if you’re picking a CFB equivalent you gotta find someone who basically never wins shit but has a big fanbase and are treated as bigger than they are that’s why I wanted to pick South Carolina but they’ve won even less!

Never hold, wear or attach fireworks to your body or clothing.

For a team whose capital home stadium is 9000+ ft in elevation, Ecuador's struggling ... (Checks notes) Oh they haven't played in Quito in nearly three years? They play now at Guyaquil at (checks notes) 13 ft elevation? Because (checks notes) their Euro based players struggled at elevation? Oh.

Neil the seal! We can't get enough of his pinnipedular antics! But the truth is he's just a little guy... www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

It’s July 1st, or as I call it: “Cap Sheets and Coffee Day”! Happy July everyone!

imagine seeing a fan do this and not knowing the context

U.S. manager Mauricio Pochettino says the #usmnt 's round of 32 match against Bosnia & Herzegovina is like a final. "We don't have another opportunity if we fail." #usmnt www.espn.com/soccer/story...

announcer: "that's Fred Warner, a Mexico supporter, at least for the night" me [popping up from a manhole cover inexplicably in the broadcast booth]: ACTUALLY FRED WARNER IS MEXICAN ON HIS MOTHER'S SIDE

tapping the sign

Another fantastic graphic story from Simon Scarr and the @reuters.com graphics team about lightning and the World Cup. Quotes from me. www.reuters.com/graphics/SOC...

Here's Cade Cavalli striking out Willson Contreras and screaming "sit down boy!" at him. Really nice and a great week for it. Does Manfred 1) do the obvious thing or 2) do nothing because he doesn't want a Turning Point spokesman to do a viral tweet about how he won't watch baseball anymore

This match is going to be so cursed, but I can't figure out for who

Thank you so much for all of your happy birthday wishes. Honestly, I don’t really feel 100. I feel pretty good. I feel like I’m only 98!

Lightning hits Estadio Banorte before the Mexico-Ecuador match (Carl Recine/Getty Images)

Damn. Everyone read this article. www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Mexico by a million

In case you've ever wondered what they call Batman in Sweden.

High-five. / S09E11 The Dealership

With their wins over Sweden and Senegal, the French national team has as many wins at MetLife Stadium in the World Cup as the New York Jets did in the 2025 NFL season