Lord if Pearsall can stay healthy he is CLEARLY their best WR

Caleb Williams spins it like he’s playing with one of these:

CHUBBY CHECKER WILL NEVER DIE

I want to start a line of luxury holding lanterns. For weird men who must venture out into the night

Touchdown Tom dressing like this with one glove makes him look like a hitman

Because everything old is new again, my son just figured out FBS rooting interests for Muppets: Kermit-Maryland Fozzie-Cal Gonzo-Stanford Miss Piggy-USC Statler and Waldorf-Michigan and Notre Dame Rowlf-Tennessee Dr. Teeth-Tulane Animal-Purdue Scooter-Georgia Tech Pepe-Miami Rizzo-Rutgers

I love that the National Zoo has a Giant Panda Command Center you can look inside

This is not an ad in motion in the margins there, that's just a photo of CMC holding a toaster for some reason

Drake Maye has so much time to throw that Fountains of Wayne is going to have to write a new song.

Oh is a yearsball happening

I haaate when Visigoths raid my granary!

"Why should we play the clock out and have respect and fair play? Like we're fighting for our lives right now. This is real talk, I've been 13 years in the league, if we keep on losing, brother, probably half of the team's not gonna be here."

The German “Pig Belt” is a highly specialised pig farming region in parts of Lower Saxony and North Rhine-Westphalia, accounting for around 60% of the country's pig population. #30DayMapChallenge | Day 16 - Cell #rstats #ggplot2

so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts

Alvarado hits Williams straight in the face. Fines and suspensions incoming. #NBA

Favre to Rodgers to Love to Willis

me every year:

LOL, Kalani Sitake ate one of the Pop-Tarts poured on him 😂

Notre Dame's football coach: the notion of sending us to the Pop-Tarts Bowl is insulting BYU's football coach: God wanted us to win the Pop-Tarts Bowl

Quint Kessenich: "You've got one more quarter with Haynes King. What do you hope to see?" Brent Key: "..................................................................... Haynes be Haynes."

I'm also digging ECU wearing the throwback uniforms with the old helmet logo and drop shadow jersey numbers.

wake up, Pop-Tarts Bowl’s today

Night Court made getting arrested at night seem fun as hell

Paul George vs Ayo Dosunmu

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

You’re telling me a First respondered this bowl?

ADDITIONAL RATE BOWL, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE TO YOU THE CONSUMER

New Mexico’s quarterback when an open receiver is 10 yards away:

Watching Love Island

New Mexico Nobos

my friends on Instagram know that i have recently become obsessed with Bibendum, the early incarnation of the Michelin man who was a big, fat, kind, cigar chomping, hard partying dynamo

My great gran, born in 1908, saw Rod Stewart singing on The Old Grey Whistle Test in the early 70s and said afterwards, “if he was hung for singing, he’d die innocent”

bit of a situation here

Lions have played six quarters of football since the incident involving this guy. They’ve been outscored in five of them.

we made it guys

Malachi Toney rules (via @hudliq.bsky.social).

Whenever my postman delivers a package he says "My quest has finally come to an end" and I reply "And so the deed is done" and then we both grip each other by the shoulders and weep together with cathartic joy

no one likes cold weather, but it is your best chance to see a field of horses wearing jackets

sometimes the IG feed lines up just right

News: Former Utah coach Kyle Whittingham has emerged as Michigan’s top target, sources confirm to NBC Sports. A deal could be done as soon as this afternoon. First reported by ESPN.

Denver 👀

me and my brother trying on our new Christmas outfits right away so grandma can see us wearing them

Uniform matchup for the Rate Bowl. We got color vs color y’all!

Taylor watching her husband catch 2 balls for 18 yards from Tommy DeVito in a blowout loss to the Raiders

Nico Harrison post-trade: