All of you, turn to the left. The left! / S06E16 The Beard

It's pretty hot under these lights huh Seinfeld. Pretty... hot. / S08E05 The Package

Seinfeldism: "Go for the cup" ~ In Stan the Caddy's advice to Kramer, he implied they should have Sue Ellen Mischke try on the bra she was accused of wearing in public. (S07E12 The Caddy) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

For me, the next millennium must be Jerry-free! / S08E20 The Millennium

You know, I've never noticed this before? They're smooth... creamy... delicate, yet... masculine. / S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

Kramer: Take a look. Mile one-fourteen. Jerry: Aw, looks just like you. / S08E16 The Pothole

I mean what are you going to do? You're going to start driving him to the airport? / S03E18 The Boyfriend (Part 2)

Jerry: So you're saying, his girl, his car, his clothes, it's all up for grabs. You can just loot the coma victim. Kramer: I'd give him 24 hours to get out of it. They can't get out of it in 24 hours, it's a land rush. / S03E15 The Suicide

Elaine, could you just not talk for one minute? / S08E07 The Checks

You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: I give up! / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)

Pair of bear claws, please. / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

Tell me about it, we just picked up two women at the Gap. / S08E19 The Yada Yada

Seinfeldism: "I'm hoed out" ~ Kramer's complaint after a doing a long shift of playing Santa at Coleman's Department Store. (S06E10 The Race) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Boy, the resemblance is uncanny. / S05E15 The Pie

Don't ever go against the family, Jerry. / S05E05 The Bris

So, why don't you get undressed George? / S09E13 The Cartoon

All right. Shh! I gotta focus. I'm shifting into soup mode. / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

Hello, Darren, this is Jerry from Jerry's office. / S09E02 The Voice

Holy cow! / S08E16 The Pothole

You know why? Because people like to say "salsa"! / S04E03 The Pitch

Master of the house, doling out the charm, ready with a handshake and an open palm. / S02E03 The Jacket

Seinfeldism: "Can't you see I'm burned out?" ~ Kramer's plea, after Jerry banned him from getting any more massages from his masseuse girlfriend. (S05E09 The Masseuse) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

When do you start to worry about ear hair? / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable. / S07E03 The Maestro

George is in weird trouble! / S09E13 The Cartoon

It has only one design flaw, the door... MUST BE CLOSED! / S01E03 The Robbery

Woody Shocks Fans with Bald Spot in Toy Story 5 Trailer. #ToyStory #Bald

Look at these salesmen. The only thing these guys fear is the walk-out. No matter what they say, you say, "I'll walk out of here right now!" / S09E11 The Dealership

You won't regret this, Miss Benes! What time should I be in? I get up at 4am, I could be here as early as 4:25am. / S08E12 The Money

I'm grotesque! I look like a troll! / S06E20 The Doodle

That book has been on a wild ride. / S09E17 The Bookstore

I love her! Oh, she's uh... she's real. She can bring home the bacon and fry it in the pan! / S08E02 The Soul Mate

Elaine: I got denim vest checking me out. / S09E10 The Strike

Seinfeldism: "I might be the last person you ever see" ~ What Jerry's airplane seat neighbor said, right after Jerry discovered the plane was about to make an emergency landing in a blizzard. (S02E10 The Baby Shower) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister! / S09E08 The Betrayal

You can do better than me. You could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than me. / S04E17 The Outing

Kramer: Maybe we oughta become private detectives... / S05E04 The Sniffing Accountant

Is this guy a dentist, or Caligula? #Seinfeld

You sure? You could examine the art work up close. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)

Spock dies, they wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big sunglasses case. George: That was a hell of a thing when Spock died... / S08E01 The Foundation

Well, all of a sudden there's a problem with Tartabull's swing... / S06E01 The Chaperone

Newman: How much longer you gonna be? I'm starving here! / S09E01 The Butter Shave

What about you, shmoopy? How 'bout a little tuna? You want a little tuna fishy? / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold! #Seinfeld #Ovaltine #TheFatigues

He's not married... He's poor. / S09E14 The Strong Box

Seinfeldism: "Final death blow" ~ After Kramer missed the end of the movie Death Blow, he wondered which character received the 'final death blow.' He thought the Hawaiian guy had it coming to him. (S08E04 The Little Kicks) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Jerry: It's a perfect plan. So inspired. So devious. Yet so simple. George: This is what I do. / S06E11 The Switch

It's ok, Jerry. I'm right here. / S09E04 The Blood

Hey, Izzy, this kid says he can lift more than you can. / S08E17 The English Patient

You're soooo good looking. / S03E20 The Good Samaritan