So you're killing yourself because your dreams of becoming a banker have gone unfulfilled. / S04E04 The Ticket

Hello, Ma? It's me. Guess where I am? In the back of a limo. No, nobody died. / S03E19 The Limo

In the #Seinfeld episode "The Deal" (Season 2, Episode 13), Jerry gave Elaine a birthday present. Do you recall what the present was? Bonus: what did Kramer and George get Elaine for her birthday?

You black out lane-lines one and three, and a four-lane highway becomes a two-lane comfort cruise. / S08E16 The Pothole

Now s3x, I like the bottom. Let them do all the work. You should be writing this stuff down... / S04E23 The Pilot (Part 1)

Seinfeldism: "He's not bald. He's balding" ~ When Elaine attempted to convince her friend Cynthia to date George, this was how she described George's hair situation, although Elaine did concede that George would someday be bald. (S03E16 The Fix-Up) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

(thinking...) Just a salad? Just a salad? Just a salad? / S07E04 The Wink

Hello. And welcome to Movie Phone. Brought to you by The New York Times and HOT 97 / S07E08 The Pool Guy

Kramerica Industries. Oh, hi, Mark. No no no. Forget that. I got a better idea. A pizza place where you make your own pie... / S01E04 Male Unbonding

Medium crab bisque... / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

This isn't for a person. It's for Biosphere 3. / S07E11 The Rye

During a panel at the L.A. Times Festival of Books at USC's Bovard Auditorium, Larry David was asked about the controversial ending of “Seinfeld.” The ending was polarizing among fans when it was released, but David said, “After a recent rewatch,” he thought the ending was “pretty good.” #Seinfeld

Cynthia: He was uncomfortable because it was our first time so he felt he would perform better if we did it in the kitchen. He said the kitchen is always the most sociable room in the house. / S03E16 The Fix-Up

I'm sorry, Kramer. Those records are permanently sealed... / S06E04 The Chinese Woman

Tonight you in for a real treat. Poppie himself will personally prepare your dinner. #Seinfeld #Poppie

Sorry pal. Wish I could help you out. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)

Seinfeldism: "Extra shot of hemoglobin" ~ Mel Sanger, the Bubble Boy's father, claimed his son laughed so hard when he saw Jerry on teleivison they had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin. (S04E07 The Bubble Boy) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Don't we have a deal with the pigeons? / S09E06 The Merv Griffin Show

Marguerite MacIntyre known for her roles as Nicole Trager in Kyle XY and Elizabeth Forbes in The Vampire Diaries (2009–2017). Her first-ever acting role was as Miss Rhode Island in the 1994 Seinfeld episode "The Chaperone." #Seinfeld #TheChaperone

Rava: There are no small coincidences and big coincidences! Elaine: No, there are degrees of coincidences. / S02E06 The Statue

Serenity now! Serenity now! / S09E03 The Serenity Now

David, I think we've got to talk. / S06E23 The Face Painter

What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men. / S07E01 The Engagement

It's not Suz, alright? It's Susie! My name is Susie. / S08E15 The Susie

Dean Jones: As far as I can tell your entire enterprise is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken. Kramer: And with Darren's help, we'll get that chicken. / S09E02 The Voice

Do women know about shrinkage? #Seinfeld #shrinkage

Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. / S06E23 The Face Painter

The Kramer name might live on! Noreen's late! She's late! / S06E04 The Chinese Woman

It's so great to see a show that's about something. / S09E13 The Cartoon

George: Is there a pinkish hue? Jerry: A pinkish hue? George: Yes, a rosy glow. / S03E16 The Fix-Up

Seinfeldism: "Anguished oink" ~ After seeing what he thought was a pig-man, Kramer decided he needed to return to the hospital. Kramer felt that somewhere in the hospital the anguished oink of pig-man cried out for help. (S05E05 The Bris) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

You are one sick momma. I like it! / S09E11 The Dealership

And so, without further ado, I give you.. the candy line-up. #Seinfeld

This is so exciting! Look, I have goosebumps! Touch! Touch them! / S05E20 The Fire

I am saying that the spit could not have come from behind ... that there had to have been a second spitter! / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)

Save the whale George... for me. / S05E14 The Marine Biologist

I may be old, but I'm spry. / S05E06 The Lip Reader

How long have you been doing this Dr. Van Nostrand? #Seinfeld

That voice? It sounds so familiar. It reminds me of when I was a young girl in Korea and I met an American businessman. He was a very unusual man. Quick tempered with a strange halting way of speaking. / S06E24 The Understudy

Susie: Are you really married? Because, I've actually heard of single guys who wear wedding bands to attract women. George: You'd have to be a real loser to try something like that. / S02E05 The Apartment

Donna: I'd invite you up, but the place is being painted… unless you want to go to your place. Jerry: OK, but there's no cake or anything, if that's what you're looking for. #Seinfeld #ThePhoneMessage

Understudies, now, they're a shifty bunch. The substitute teachers of the theater world. / S06E24 The Understudy

Oh my god! Look what's goin' on here! She is depraved! / S07E09 The Sponge

Two-hundred seats on a plane and I gotta wind up next to Yukon Jack and his dog Cujo! / S03E04 The Dog

George: Elaine, huh... Peterman account? Elaine: Why not... and some hair for my little friend here. / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

Seinfeldism: "Covenant of the keys" ~ After Kramer lost key privileges to Jerry's apartment, he referred to the key arrangement as the 'covenant of the keys.' (S03E23 The Keys) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

No soup for you! / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

In May 1993, then 39-year-old Jerry Seinfeld met 17-year-old Shoshanna Lonstein in Central Park. They began to date for approximately four years. Their relationship finally ended in 1997. Lonstein cited constant press coverage and missing New York City as reasons for the breakup. #Seinfeld

His father was a mudder... his mother was a mudder. / S03E13 The Subway

Stan the Caddy: You're close, you're on the green. You just have to go for the cup... Have her try on the bra, see if it fits. / S07E12 The Caddy