She's bald. / S06E16 The Beard

Elaine, who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton? / S09E17 The Bookstore

I'll see you chumps later. / S06E05 The Couch

Seinfeldism: "Buck Naked" ~ According to George, this would be his stage name if he ever became a porn actor. (S04E17 The Outing) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Hey, what was the name of that monkey that could read sign language? / S09E19 The Maid

I wish Seinfeld was staying on Netflix.

That "Backrooms" movie can be quite disturbing. #Seinfeld #TR6

Driving around in Jon Voight's car... #Seinfeld #Costanza #TheMomandPopStore

Since when is a drain a toilet? / S05E17 The Wife

Kramer: Thanks for the juice box, Mrs. Z. / S08E01 The Foundation

George: (singing) Oh hey, if you happen to see the most beautiful girl who walked out on me. Tell her I'm sorry. Tell her I need my baby ... oh won't you tell her ... I love her. / S04E13 The Pick

Is it flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick, lustrous hair is very important to me. / S03E16 The Fix-Up

We're getting vasectomies! / S08E02 The Soul Mate

A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on, she's a menace to society! / S07E12 The Caddy

I'm like ice, buddy. When I don't like you, you got problems! / S03E22 The Parking Space

Seinfeldism: "Casus belli" ~ Elaine randomly, and repeatedly, uttered this Latin phrase, because she read it in a book and just wanted to say it aloud. It literally means 'a case of war.' (S03E07 The Caf?)",0000-00-00 42,Catfight with Raquel Welch,As typical men who seemed to love it when two women…

Why would anyone come here if they had a pony? / S02E02 The Pony Remark

Kramer: And then, the evil ogre took back the magical keys from the handsome young prince. / S03E23 The Keys

Elaine: (to flight attendant) Hey, you gonna bust out that drink cart or what? / S09E01 The Butter Shave

I really like him but I still haven't told him the tractor story. / S09E16 The Burning

I'm on the plane, we left late. Pilot says we're going to be making up some time in the air. I thought, well isn't that interesting. We'll just make up time... Now, my question is if you can go faster, why don't you just go as fast as you can all the time? / S03E04 The Dog

Cosmo Kramer, Bagel Technician. / S09E10 The Strike

We give you the dough, you smash it, you pound it, you fling it in the air. And then you get to put your sauce and you get to sprinkle your cheese, and then you slide it into the oven. / S01E04 Male Unbonding

Doorman: There's a George Bonanza to see you. / S04E06 The Watch

Seinfeldism: "Funeral hello" ~ After Jerry said hello to Alec Berg at a funeral, and Alec didn't say hello back, George pointed out that people never give a good hello at a funeral. (S06E23 The Face Painter) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

I could drop you like a bag of dirt. / S08E04 The Little Kicks

Jerry: My chest hair is coming back and it's itching me like crazy... I'm telling you man, I'm losing it. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

"Seinfeld" related answer, with question successfully given, during "Jeopardy" on Thursday June 4, 2026. #Seinfeld fans know this.

Did you know, Jason Alexander’s real-life mother Ruth Greenspan made a quiet cameo in “Seinfeld”, appearing in the Season 3 episode "The Suicide" sitting on a hospital bench right next to George and Elaine?

Hey Kramer, I dug Fredo up now let's cut him open! / S09E14 The Strong Box

It's "ooh". As in "ooh ooh ah ah." / S09E19 The Maid

George: Have you see a guy with like a horse face, big teeth, and a pointed nose? / S04E14 The Movie

Kramer: I been reading this book, on Leonardo de Vinci. See, that means 'from Vinci', d'you know that? Jerry: That must be some book. / S07E18 The Friars Club

MY WALLET'S GONE!?MY WALLET'S GONE! / S04E05 The Wallet

It's like you're living in the Playboy Mansion! Did she frolic? / S09E09 The Apology

Seinfeldism: "Innocent orphan in the postmodern world" ~ One of the emotional descriptions Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong made when they were viewing 'The Kramer,' a stunning portrait of Kramer painted by Jerry's girlfriend Nina. (S03E21 The Letter) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes. They're meaningless! / S09E08 The Betrayal

This was supposed to be the Summer of George! / S08E22 The Summer of George

I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you Jerry at that moment, I was a Marine Biologist! / S05E14 The Marine Biologist

Mrs. Ross: We'll leave you alone with her... I'm sure there are things you'd like to say. George: No, I'm good. Really. / S08E01 The Foundation

You wanna buy a computer? NO? WHY NOT!? / S09E03 The Serenity Now

Frank: You, Kruger. My son tells me your company stinks! George: Oh, God. / S09E10 The Strike

Do you think they got shrunk down or is it a giant sack? #Seinfeld

Oh, I'm full of it Father. / S05E11 The Conversion

Eddie Murphy admits he watches “Seinfeld” just to get him in the mood for sleep. “I’m a huge fan of the Seinfeld show,” Murphy revealed. “I watch Seinfeld every night before I go to bed. Two episodes of Seinfeld, then lights out.” Who else uses #Seinfeld as a sleep aid?

Makes your taste buds come alive... It's like having a circus in your mouth. / S06E20 The Doodle

Seinfeldism: "High-end hoagie outfit" ~ How Jerry referred to Atomic Sub, when he and Elaine were discussing her lost submarine sandwich card. (S09E10 The Strike) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Don't worry, cap, I can handle it! / S07E07 The Secret Code

Elaine: Do you want something to read? Puddy: No I'm good. / S09E01 The Butter Shave

Man: Mail on Sunday? Jerry: Oops. / S08E10 The Andrea Doria