Can I ask you something? Are my nostrils getting bigger? / S05E20 The Fire

Is it the salty snacks you crave? No, no, no. Yours is a sweet tooth! / S07E07 The Secret Code

A hole in one eh? / S05E14 The Marine Biologist

Michael Richards, the iconic Kramer from #Seinfeld, is dusting off his funny bone and stepping back into the comedy spotlight. After years in the wilderness following an infamous 2006 meltdown, Richards recently announced a return to stand-up. #Kramer #MichaelRichards

Come on, take the pen! / S03E03 The Pen

Seinfeldism: "Dating a person from work" ~ George lamented that since he had begun to date a woman from work, he now felt the same anxiety at work that he normally felt on a date. (S03E10 The Stranded) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Was that the opposite of what you were going to say, or was that just your natural instinct? / S05E22 The Opposite

I'm sorry. This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime. / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

I'm H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and uh, bicyclist. / S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

I don't have a square to spare! / S05E12 The Stall

He must've been dictating first thing in the morning. "I want a cup of coffee and a muffin!" / S06E06 The Gymnast

It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex? / S05E13 The Dinner Party

You like sending out catalogs? How do you like getting them back? / S09E05 The Junk Mail

As a guest on Jim Kimmel Live, Julia Louis-Dreyfus revealed as preparation for her bad dancing scene in Seinfeld “The Little Kicks” she rehearsed several different bad dances in front of her Mother, and her Mom picked the thumbs and kicks version she used in the episode. #Seinfeld #Elaine

...and then when I saw the photo I remembered where I'd seen him... the boom box incident. / S09E07 The Slicer

You! Dog man! / S05E03 The Glasses

Seinfeldism: "Bald paradise" ~ After George bought a hat at a flea market, Elaine pointed out how men in the 1920s and 1930s wore hats all the time. George referred to the era as a 'bald paradise.' (S03E22 The Parking Space) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

She won't talk to anyone, huh? Oh no, she won't say a word to anybody. Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack! / S06E13 The Scofflaw

You know in the old days, when the senators didn't vote the way that the party leaders wanted 'em to... they whipped them. / S06E13 The Scofflaw

I'll tell you what I'm gonna do - I'm gonna do a hard-target search. Of every drug store, general store, health store and grocery store in a 25-block radius. / S07E09 The Sponge

Yeah, this is Kramer. I got Genderson in the car. He wants to see his fish. I'm taking him to see his fish. So tell the police to back off. / S06E02 The Big Salad

O.J. Rifkin! You don't even use a name, it's just initials. Oh please please please change your name to O.J.! Please, it would be so great! / S05E09 The Masseuse

You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist. / S03E07 The Cafe

I hope you had the time of your life. / S09E22 The Chronicle (Part 2)

Elaine: Jerry.. George, Kramer.. This is Kevin, Gene.. and Feldman. / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

Actually we are friends of a serial killer... suspected serial killer, he didn't actually do it. / S04E02 The Trip (Part 2)

Seinfeldism: "Ethel Merman without the talent" ~ How Elaine described her roommate, a woman who liked to belt out show tunes. (S01E03 The Robbery) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Jerry, I'm trapped under my desk. Steinbrenner is in the room. You've got to help me. / S08E18 The Nap

It seems like every week a whole new set of problems would crop up out of nowhere, except for summer, when nothing seemed to happen for months at a time. / S09E21 The Chronicle (Part 1)

Anna: Hi, George. What're you up to? George: You don't wanna know. / S08E04 The Little Kicks

I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated! / S02E09 The Deal

I was there! I saw a drain! / S05E17 The Wife

When you're on a stakeout, do you find it's better to stand up against the wall, or kinda crouch down behind a big plant? / S01E02 The Stake Out

You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent. / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

Izzy Mandelbaum. He's eighty years old, but strong as an ox. / S08E17 The English Patient

What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis. / S08E22 The Summer of George

Seinfeldism: "Flavman" ~ When the board of the 'Susan Ross Foundation' asked George to name his favorite poet, he claimed it was 'Flavman.' (S08E02 The Soul Mate) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

David Puddy is a patient waiter… #Seinfeld

Just in time for the playoffs Jason Alexander, also known as Seinfeld’s George Costanza, a former Yankees front office denizen, is teaming up with Kith for a limited-edition New York Yankees apparel drop that's equal parts streetwear swagger and Bronx Bomber pride. Anything for a buck, eh Georgie?

That is out there. / S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

Could you help me install a garbage disposal? / S09E09 The Apology

She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her staple in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah. She's a wacko. / S09E09 The Apology

I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humor... He's got super strength, super speed. I'm sure he's got super humor. / S01E05 The Stock Tip

Elaine: This the Urban Sombrero, I put it on the last catalog cover. Peterman: The horror ... the horror. / S08E08 The Chicken Roaster

Ok, it's only two more days. / S05E19 The Raincoats (Part 2)

You can't put a limit on my caffe lattes, it says so right here! And I don't want to get dirty looks when I come in here. If I want a caffe latte, you give me a caffe latte! / S07E03 The Maestro

I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come back out here. It's not complicated! / S02E09 The Deal

I've got it! We're calling just to say, "I'm there for you." / S07E23 The Wait Out

Seinfeldism: "Duty-free" ~ After Kramer proclaimed he wanted to go to the airport duty-free shop, George commented that duty-free was the biggest sucker deal in retail, because duty's nothing. (S04E12 The Airport) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Saleswoman: You are perfect for that suit. / S05E15 The Pie