Are you sure you don't wanna come up, I mean, it's only nine thirty. / S05E22 The Opposite

I've always smoked... big smoker... I gave it up for a while but it was too tough. y'know.....I got no will power. / S07E24 The Invitations

What do you tip a wood guy? / S01E03 The Robbery

Carol: Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee? George: Oh, no, thanks. I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up. / S02E04 The Phone Message

She's a heartbreaker, love taker, Brubaker run this prison like a man. Oh! Oh! / S08E18 The Nap

Seinfeldism: "Another game for Milos!" ~ The outrageous celebratory taunt used by Milos, a tennis pro-shop salesman who was a very bad player. Jerry had planned to let Milos win, until Milos's taunts became too much to bear. (S08E13 The Comeback) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book:…

Steinbrenner: Costanza? Where's Costanza? / S08E18 The Nap

What do you say we get a Mouton Cadet? ... its a Bordeaux. Robust, bold, very dry. As opposed to a Beaujolais -- which is richer and fruitier. / S05E13 The Dinner Party

Finally, my stupidity pays off! / S04E10 The Virgin

Imagine liking wigs to the point it becomes a career choice. / S07E19 The Wig Master

Elaine: Ah, I sat too close to the screen. / S07E10 The Gum

Newman, you magnificent bastard, you did it! / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. Do you now how much mental energy I expend just trying to picture women naked? / S09E09 The Apology

When was the last time you even checked the washer fluid? / S07E21 The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)

It's like a sauna in here. / S04E19 The Implant

Seinfeldism: "I long for you" ~ George's response to a woman who spontaneously asked him to make love to her. Later, George claimed he was so shocked it was lucky he said anything. (S03E10 The Stranded) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

That's my old move! I used it on Estelle forty years ago! I told everybody about it! Everybody knows! I stopped short. / S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry

How could anyone be smarter than you? / S03E16 The Fix-Up

Kramer: Hey pig! / S06E13 The Scofflaw

They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck... but, gentlemen, I tell you this: I came as close as anyone ever has. / S02E12 The Busboy

These were real hooters! / S06E18 The Doorman

Kramer: How do you like the tuxedo? It's a rental but I've had it for fifteen years. / S08E15 The Susie

It feels like aliens poking at my body. / S06E21 The Fusilli Jerry

Hang on, ma. Hang on. / S04E11 The Contest

You call yourself a life saver. I call you Pimple Popper, M.D.! / S09E07 The Slicer

Seinfeldism: "Dip for dinner" ~ To Elaine's chagrin, her boyfriend David Puddy wondered aloud why people didn't have dip for dinner and only had it as a snack. (S06E23 The Face Painter) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

The “Seinfeld” wardrobe department “re-gifted” the same sweater to two different episodes. #Seinfeld

Why would anyone steal a box of raisins? / S04E24 The Pilot (Part 2)

Bookie: Hey, Charlie! Guess who's here. Elaine Benes. / S09E10 The Strike

No soup for you! Come back one year! / S07E06 The Soup Nazi

There's no moops, you idiot! / S04E07 The Bubble Boy

Frank: Would you believe when I was 18, I had a silver dollar collection? / S05E02 The Puffy Shirt

We need a shortstop. *Real bad*. / S06E16 The Beard

Dr. Reston: Elaine. Have you been urinating a lot again? / S04E05 The Wallet

All signs point to yes! / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

Go ahead, shake his hand. I'm Jerry Seinfeld! I've been on the Tonight Show! / S03E17 The Boyfriend (Part 1)

Seinfeldism: "It was an inferno in there!" ~ George's assessment of a minor hamburger grease fire that caused him to panic and push women and children down as he attempted to escape in a frenzied state. (S05E20 The Fire) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Hey, Jerry, did ya see me up there? I was killing, Jerry.... I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-looking ones, too! / S09E01 The Butter Shave

(Puddy staring off into space as phone rings) / S09E09 The Apology

I'm starting a Peterman Reality Bus Tour. Check it out! / S08E21 The Muffin Tops

George: She's a sweet ride. Anna: Is that your orthopedic back pillow? / S08E04 The Little Kicks

Next time lets play ping pong. It's easier to jump over the net. / S06E11 The Switch

Priest: You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell, and you feel that she's too bossy? / S09E16 The Burning

Beautiful cast! Seinfeld Trivia: Of Seinfeld's four main performers, who is the only actor/actress to not win an Emmy for their performance?

Oh, no please Mr. Peterman, she's crazy! … Crazy for feeling so lonely… #Elaine #Seinfeld

Yeah. I'm Buck Naked. / S04E17 The Outing

Astroturf? You know who's responsible for that, don't you?! The Jews! / S03E19 The Limo

I'm gonna be out on a street corner, dancing for nickels. / S09E12 The Reverse Peephole

Seinfeldism: "Difficult" ~ A simple word written on Elaine's medical chart that began to cause her to have difficulty arranging medical appointments for a strange rash. (S08E05 The Package) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Is that a Titleist? / S05E14 The Marine Biologist