definitely would’ve been a sane reaction had there been a map that said “JEWS OVER HERE” pssh, there’s no winning with some people

thought this was kenny omega

OH DAMN

these boys supposed to be hydratin right now hope they’re able to get through this

explain to me why france can’t wear blue for this?

watching outside a restaurant that’s got tv playing to the street and i kept thinking “good for mary carillo doing the world cup” before remembering stu holden just sounds like that

early goals? that’s not what the FRA-MARs intended

i just learned that not only is wichita the largest city in kansas, but that topeka is *fifth* with overland park, kansas city, and olathe all bigger

six home runs this year for tyrone taylor. all of pitchers who should retire. no i dont have the list in front of me. that’s just science

s/o to the dad at kennywood wearing an eagles visor and t-shirt that has the miller high life logo on the front and reads: "philadelphia: the champagne of pennsylvania" a true king

More subway stations are getting ADA upgrades thanks to funding from congestion pricing. Another great win from a program that's working exactly as planned 😇 https://bit.ly/4vqjorE

ok

found one of cornholio’s pickup trucks (the others have license plates FORMY and BUNGHOLE)

dale earnhardt incorporated built race cars not bicycles you fuckwit

i mean,

football is by far the gayest sport. players can’t help but try to kiss each other. that’s why facemasks were introduced in the 1950s. few know this. now, instead of kissing after each snap, there’s violent head-to-head contact between linemen who only want the sweet taste of another huge man’s lips

football is by far the gayest sport. players can’t help but try to kiss each other. that’s why facemasks were introduced in the 1950s. few know this. now, instead of kissing after each snap, there’s violent head-to-head contact between linemen who only want the sweet taste of another huge man’s lips

the theme song there goes “duh-nuh-da-da DAN HAMMER nah-nah, duh-dah-dah”

bringing up an arm, dan hammer? now the mets are cooking or possibly cleaning a bathroom

sources in hell are calling mitch mcconnell’s arrival a “soft launch”

congrats to kenneth o’mega 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

and the mets who did NOT lose

AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED QUIT BASEBALL GO HOME BE A FAMILY MAN

an affront to god and i hope the pope takes notice

if north american teams were invited to play in the women’s african cup of nations like how copa america sometimes has non-south american teams, it would be CONCACAFxWAFCON

larry swider also attempted one career pass, a 36-yard completion to leonard thompson in a 20-17 lions loss to the bills in 1979. that makes larry swider the all-time leading passer from maine, with three times as many yards as everyone else from the state who’s ever played in the nfl, combined

nobody born in maine has ever made a pro bowl. i don’t think they deserve senators

🎶block block blockity block when there’s no sports this site is a cesspool🎶

there’s been a lot of talk about staying invested after the usmnt’s loss and i want you to know you don’t have to do that. you can tune in to the women next year, and the 2028 olympics. it’s totally fine to be a casual. look at the deeply invested soccer fans in your life. are they healthy? no

fuckin joke is deader than mitch mcconnell

i’m sorry i don’t like the name “heights” i want to be a hunter. i want to be a queen. i want to be a firebell. yes i want to be a height?

finally i can sign carmelo

emmy nominée was incredible for the french world cup team in 2003

obligatory

just add it to the list of shit we gotta handle after he’s gone

Another mayor, another plan for bus action. The difference this time? The MTA has signed on as a partner and has made its own commitments to help speed up buses nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/07/08/t...

Lion All Messy or whatever idk I don’t watch soccer

450-plus electoral votes for a candidate whose only platform is putting rob manfred in prison

fuckin mets

a.j. minter has killed the geico gecko. rip

the mets have never lost a home game where they scored at least 11 runs

game to 21?

the mets trail 16-9 at the seventh inning stretch and just had a pitcher give up seven runs in one inning for a major league debut

this poor pitcher

mitch mcconnell is now warming up in the mets bullpen

mets baseball: it’s not quite as bad as a cigar in your eye. we think

you can hear an individual fan on the mets broadcast yelling about a $380 million payroll. also keith hernandez has said “good lord” and made a couple of sounds as if he was holding back vomit

joke’s on me for flipping to the mets game

happy birthday @channel6.bsky.social the mets and royals got you “it’s probably on fire” as a present hope you like it