fun thing that happened on a 6-degree day in 2008: demeco ryans sacked aaron rodgers to knock green bay out of field goal range and force the punt that set up the texans’ game-winning drive

the steelers do have history with pope leo… uh, leonard pope

and now for today’s kicking highlight

i wanted aaron rodgers to lose this game as much as anyone for sure but the silver lining is the houston texans defense is gonna spend three hours in 30-degree weather turning that man’s bones to dust

only way that could have been better was a doink

now a ravens win is… likely

gimme that career-ending pick

i don’t think this is how the defense drew it up

Cannot believe this

aaron rodgers’ tinfoil-lined helmet proving to be a mistake at the worst possible time

so proud of the sixth grader’s winter math project, which was designing a restaurant and doing math revolving around menu prices and business loan rate options etc. “bezos salad” and “voter suppression vanilla shake” are available, but my personal favorite menu item is “a single banana” for $10

@sickoscommittee.org 10-year-old trying to grasp d-iii calls this game “the best of the worst of the middle” with the middle being between high school and pro, and i need help: how would the top level of texas high school football compare with d-iii football?

next gen stat analysis: in the final week of regular nfl season, every team that scored at least one(+1) more point than their opponent, won the game.

This is the most points scored without a TD by either team in NFL history.

how many weeks this year was the octobox impossible to even do? more like roger badell because he’s bad

even putting aside that they added commercials to what had been “seven hours of commercial-free football” this was not a good season of redzone, i think largely due to the nfl taking too many games off of sunday afternoons but also the production was just a little off all year

last place in the nfc north: 9-8 first place in the nfc south: 8-9 four-team divisions are a disgrace of course that’s what major league baseball is dying to do

it’s been a lot of work to get here and even though the haters said it was impossible, i did it. i — all by myself — had as many interceptions this season as the entire new york jets roster. believe in yourself

i regret not stealing things from stade olympique, or shea, or yankee stadium i had the chance. each time i thought “no that would be wrong” and i didn’t do it now look at me full of regret would i have regretted stealing part of the expos out of town scoreboard? of course not be gay do crimes

“pride and joy of illinois” ain’t shit, like oooooh you’re better than dick durbin and the white sox calm down

this is an upgrade, at least from a glasses standpoint, okay only from a glasses standpoint

how much did he lose on crypto

falcons should hang a banner. they finished tied for first place and won the game that decided the playoff bid. make roger goodell come take it down

i was told the eagles offense was bad

2025 was the year of 6-7 2026 is the year of 8-9

surely a late nine-point lead for the football team from georgia is safe

i love how every shedeur sanders deep ball turns the wide receiver into an outfielder on a windy day

getting ejected from the last game of the season rules

if you want a clue, their teams: colts, steelers, broncos, bills, jets, browns/bengals (lol), and panthers

there are seven players older than sean mcvay (turns 40 on january 24) who played in the nfl this season how many can you name? it will not be seven unless you look it up or have a very specific flavor of neurodivergence

carolina panthers legend kirk cousins

the mouth of the bottom of the nfc south

BROBBEY WHAT A STRIKE

A shitpost so great Billy Joel actually heard about it

happy week 18, here’s all the NFL theme songs sung a cappella:

with the playoff-eliminated falcons not holding their own first-round pick!

both announcers calling robin roefs’ name as if it’s the plural of william roaf he’s only been the best keeper in the league no reason to learn how to say his name

not a good year for red teams

1. she’s not gonna forgive you, bro 2. you can’t make her 3. stealing from her is going to make it worse

ucla has always been at war with iowa

look i gotta be honest with you there were a lot of times i took levar burton’s word for it and went to get a snack instead of listening to those kids tell me about books i probably already read

kyle shanahan cooking up an offensive game plan for the big game

democracy dies yadda yadda yadda

i, too, have had trouble scoring tonight, i’ve been playing nes pinball (1983) on the switch and it’s hard as hell

dean winters (as mayhem): i’m a casting director, and if— jake from state farm: —you don’t get state farm, it’s like needing this dean winters dean winters (linebacker): i said i don’t get this, man jake: and getting this dean winters dean winters (as dennis duffy): this makes no sense, dummy

i like the guaranteed home game too, but hear me out: only the 2 seed gets a guaranteed home fame, they can pick whoever they want to play 3-7, then the 3 seed gets to pick, and the two remaining teams play at the better seed

kirk cousins after beating the saints: “all glory to jesus christ, he wanted the carolina panthers to win this division”