hi, i’m johnny knoxville, welcome to bluesky

dreaming of base churns

to be fair, i think this was the thing that got a lot of people to see what a dumbass nate silver is

it is halfway through the season

in this house we cheer for functioning social democracies

everyone who ever said hot yoga is no joke, you were correct

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

they should kill different foods. breakfast pastry, lunch calzone in a pizza oven, dinner lean cuisine in a microwave, national championship liquid nitrogen ice cream by radiant technologies (the national championship will be the independence bowl)

no matter what happens, in one year we will hear all about how indiana is the only top-4 seed to make a cfp semifinal since the playoff expanded

we live in a world where oregon is the potential national champion that seems the most normal

georgia scored 34 points how could anyone possibly blame the offensive coordinator, that’s just a lack of ball knowledge

walkoff safety lol lmaooooooo

MORE LIKE OLE MAKE

this is for all the allstate sugar

go for it and live forever

new orleans (ap) — georgia quarterback gunner stockton played the sugar bowl against ole miss with three ruptured spleens. doctors are perplexed, as the human body has just one spleen, but every time stockton ruptures his spleen he seems to grow a new spleen

got your nose!

many are saying that lane kiffin was holding ole miss back

can’t believe bringing in joe judge had adverse consequences

(sideshow bob wearing a georgia hat) what kind of penalty is targeting? the penalty is for the hitting. i mean seriously. they’re all targeting. otherwise they’d just miss all the tackles. it’s preposterous. targeting

after a turnover you get to take one item from the s&m cabinet

the gunner stockton story directed by chuck jones

pete golding looks like a nascar spotter who has to explain that he missed the call that could have saved the wreck because he had his binoculars focused on a blonde in a joe camel tank top in turn 3

cash jones? you mean capitalism?

michigan cotton candy stealer

punting erotica in this playoff

welcome to the southeastern review of gridiron football, our topic tonight: them dawgs, is they hell?

i thought ole miss georgia was the lady who moved the rams to st. louis

keaton always said ‘i don’t believe in god but i’m afraid of him’ well i do believe in god and the only thing that scares me is curt cignetti

Indiana fans are now chanting We Want Bama

this isn’t on abc because you can’t air a snuff film on broadcast tv

alabama hasn’t committed a penalty. gentlemanly football. we should applaud them.

Not gay enough!!

lane kiffin seen at the sugar bowl wearing an alabama hat

Many are wondering…

if climate change is a hoax why doesn’t tide roll anymore?????

sad field goal to keep it a three-score game lmaooooooooooooooooo

the sec is only going to have a team in the semifinals because of the bracket!!1!

ryan day and kalen deboer should switch jobs, and since this will be for television, wives

(seven nation army) named the dog indiana named the dog indiana named the dog india-a-ana

can’t believe there were people who wanted alabama to miss the playoffs and deprive us of this

Kalen DeBoer on 4th down: You’re playing checkers. I’m playing chess. Curt Cignetti: Yeah, it’s a checkers tournament, motherfucker.

if ya SMELLLLLLLLLLLL

fuck these announcers, fuck the ref, fuck manchester city, fuck pep, and fuck the mags as always that was a beautiful defensive performance