Gimme an egg

Oh no the climbing couple are getting engaged again this time on top of the opened up Pulaski Bridge!!!!

"But since Gotti’s done, we haven't had a dead body. It's a little boring, to be honest. I always look for the body. What do I look for now? Dead fish?" nygroove.nyc/guardian-of-...

the best version of country roads is by toots and the maytals. it goes so unbelievably hard

Exclusive: I’ve acquired an image of Bill Simmons waking up from his colonoscopy to learn about the Jaylen Brown trade.

"Even though I really love what I do and I'm very dedicated to reporting in the Bronx, this job has permanently set me back financially," reporter Emily Swanson told The Groove nygroove.nyc/schneps-medi...

NEW: Mayor Mamdani's 'COGE' panel for government efficiency is eyeing changes to a 2000s bikelash-era law that has long delayed vital street safety redesigns. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/07/02/m...

Could be hotter

here’s the thing: the Knicks just won the NBA championship

A real Dave wouldn’t talk like this

That won’t touch me where I’m going (the beach)

Wow amazing. You’ve managed to make an affordability issue into a moral test that scapegoats the marginalized. It’s a wonder why moderate dems are getting their ass kicked by a bunch of young activists.

I am finally back on Bluesky, the website that banned me for rudeness to Victor Wembanyama. I am going to pivot to really annoying free speech guy now. Thank you to my friend Paul for sounding the alarm here

Where’s dave

Zellweger for Wahlberg? What is this, me losing an argument with the damn wife over what movie to watch tonight? Folks,

one of the coolest and most interesting people I've ever interviewed, quite frankly! nygroove.nyc/born-in-flam...

In retrospect, thoughts like "We will keep Jorge Polanco and Luis Robert Jr. healthy for a full season" and "Brett Baty" were sub-optimal

They should be paying me to go to the Annual Dave Colon Memorial Run Over By A Car Mets Game

What fucking editor at Curbed let this line through? The US government is not giving $8 billion to the Penn Station overhaul, US DOT has admitted multiple times that this not the case

Today in personal victories: I beat Rolling Stone to this story (though to be clear, I am thrilled for the boys to be getting this kind of attention) nygroove.nyc/real-young-l...

wonder if they'll give me a full week off work so I can see this entire lineup Y/N nygroove.nyc/independent-...

Before the pandemic, I saw Joe Bataan at the Coney Island Amphitheater and it kicked ass. It got increasingly sparse there the last few years and in 2026, the venue is completely dark. @timdonnelly.com finally found out why nygroove.nyc/coney-island...

Last night at the Mets Game Where They Made Six Errors, a guy came up to me and asked me if I was really the guy who took that photo with Evan Roberts and then took a picture with me

I’ll always tell people I was at The Mets Game Where They Committed Six Errors

This is why I say there's no place like New York. It's the only city where you could experience anything, from someone flyinga plane into the World Trade Center to your National League baseball team committing six heinous infield errors.

there should be a Tokyo Rose style counter-broadcast for Mets games where the play-by-play encourages you to abandon hope and forget you ever came to this ballpark

::James Murphy voice:: I was there when Hakeem Jeffries endorsed a slate of challengers to the Independent Democratic Conference in 2018. He tried to run away from my questions but maybe because he didn't know who the guy in the basketball jersey was. I was therrrrrre

Every locality presumably has their own Glonzo issue. Here in New York City, it is the belief that bus and bike lanes are built because Transportation Alternatives is running a ruthlessly effective and highly illegal lobbying operation

My horrifying friend Dave is right

Stop saying things like “My beautiful Jewish friends” it’s so weird

You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”

Everybody’s personalities can be fit into one of the Four Elemental Dave Colons

The Post leaning into the Israel thing is crazy because these days half their readership is watching videos about the USS Liberty incident without headphones on while they ride the subway

Who just got arrested on federal bribery charges? You guessed it, Frank Carone.

Andrew Byford has begun his war in the press against Janno Lieber and the MTA nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/06/23/p...

Insane thing to say about someone who has held multiple press conferences to announce bus and bike lane projects

knicks won the title

Hakeem Jeffries is about to join the DSA

it's not exactly surprising that michael tracey read an incel mass shooter's manifesto against sluts and thought "wow, this guy has some good ideas!"

This is good for my upcoming case where I claim I accidentally threw a knife into someone’s chest

I would encourage my friends in the urban policy space to think twice before signal boosting anything from the Manhattan Institute or its house publication City Journal.

Does she still have a Daily Beast column or nah

The press release announcing the pre-development agreement for Penn Station once again glosses over the fact that availability payments (payments made by the Penn tenant railroads) are part of the plan to pay for the facelift nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/06/09/a...

The electric buses the MTA has don't work well, so it put a hold on ordering new ones but now that's going to mean older less reliable buses need to be out on the road until the domestic electric bus industry gets its shit together nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/06/23/p...

this is so much work just to take the heat off Manti Te’o