Mets undefeated

I’m the great artist known as Banksy

It‘s @pauldebenedetto.bsky.social

“Back off man! These gals just want a league of their own!”

(Watching Boltin Oleg and Tomohiro Ishii chop the shit out of each other for two minutes straight, I lean over to my wife) It’s actually a story about trauma

Feeling flirty at the car dealership, I ask, “Do *you* come with the car?” ;) “Yes,” says the steering wheel. “I am the car’s steering wheel.”

Mister Ducks

Congratulations to new interim executive director of the Major League Baseball Players Association, @pauldebenedetto.bsky.social

Are you guys trying to say hamlet

Tonight, we caught and compromised to a permanent end, the New England Patriots

That’s right

“We came from fire and return to fire” is just too good

Congratulations to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social you are this year’s topic of conversation at every Thanksgiving table

New York Groove subscriber Zohran Mamdani has converted the president to socialism

It’s so funny to be the exact level of famous that I am

The polls don’t lie: no doubt Mamdani has a lot of momentum. But will that translate into votes? We’ll see on election day

The candidate who was most familiar with my dumb bullshit is now the mayor-elect nygroove.nyc/nyc-mayoral-...

The lesson is clear, american politicians must seek the approval of jadakiss on an individual basis.

Is anyone going as Weird A.I.

Regular PI

I’m just Regular Al @alyankovic.bsky.social

I got something to say/ I heard that Borat was gay, and it/ Doesn’t matter much to me/ Cause I’m not his wife

What a way to start the morning: Blade 2 /Army of Darkness double feature

Second movie of the day and already something I won’t shut the fuck up about for the next year

You could be watching this right now at secretcinematheque.com

LET’S ALL GO TO THE DANG MOVIES

The Flash came out like three years ago man

Flash review: can we get some bangers? does this billionaire musician engaged to a Super Bowl-winning NFL player experience joy?

Mets World Series

Mets World Series

If Pete Alonso is gone next year, it’s our own fault for not giving him a nickel every time we all talked about that

Hearing rumors Travis Kelce is about to propose to Taylor Swift. Follow for more

Dave took the subway with Sean Manaea. “He’s just like us.” -me nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/09/12/m...

Haven’t used a radar gun or anything but I imagine I could probably pitch like 80 mph

Are you serious this owns

You guys see this thing about Taylor Swift

Once there's bipartisan agreement that "criminals" deserve no rights or meaningful consideration, it's only a matter of time till people in power start jiggering w/ that definition so that all of their critics suddenly, magically fall into that category.

Do you want to take part in the #BribeKatieChallenge? Donate to @thecity.nyc donorbox.org/nycdonate

I choose to believe this is the first time she’s tried to bribe a reporter

The classic cultural tradition of putting money in a potato chip bag and clandestinely passing it to a reporter

What is the charge? Eating a chip? A succulent Herr’s chip?

Every phone call is spam and every email is this

I’m/ In/ Heaven…/ With my Borat/ My laughing Borat

Too Many Geks!

The Kansas City Royals have traded for @pauldebenedetto.bsky.social. Don’t know how that works really, he doesn’t even play baseball. Good luck to Paul regardless!

Release the Harvey Epstein files

Somebody woke up @davecolon.bsky.social

A weird thing no one ever talks about is that Bryce Harper’s name is actually “Bruce.”

I’m hearing good things about the “New York Mets” baseball team