Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.

The threads juggled and paid off by iZombie season 2 are some of the best TV ever made.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller December 03,1957

man these are getting too real

I got the Japanese version of Kirby's Pinball Land on a low bid on eBay, the label art rules

the annual best baseball card set is out

old dolio

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Shinya Arino has recieved his copy!

holy shit this is the first time I've ever opened a relic in a pack

Based on the aspect ratio of the label art, I'd be willing to wager that two of these aren't actually authentic

Watched two good movies tonight. Two Hands a 1999 visually filthy Australian crime movie with baby Heath Ledger and Rose Byrne, and then I finally saw Kajillionaire and WOW what a film. Incredible.

Went CD mode when thrifting today. Been a big fan of Kate Voegele for a long time, never heard anybody talk about her, and somehow found a SIGNED CD in the thrift store. Jackpot!

Cloaca Lights on Temu

This year's 2025 Topps Holiday set features half of the cards getting /8 Menorah parallels, leading to the hilarious chase versions of the league's most Christian players with menorahs on the card

this is the best, holy shit

Hey man are you doing okay. I saw you changed your Nintendo Switch profile icon from that Star Fox babe to a picture of Luigi holding the barrel of a gun against his nuts. Is that from one of the Luigi's Mansions? I'm here for you no matter what but I never played any of em. No spoilers please.

whoops! forgot to take out the stadium truck ramps

My Shout Factory closeout discs finally came! The Legally Blonde case was completely destroyed but the discs are fine. Hell of a haul! @miketoole.com

Losing my shit because I was watching iZombie and Rose McIver was flipping tarot cards and she turned over The Empress and David Anders looked over and said "what's that chick's problem" at the art on a tarot card. The funniest joke I've heard in quite a while.

The bad guy on season 2 of iZombie is T-Bag from Prison Break and I'm hooting and hollering

Every NYE with my partner since we started dating, we've watched Tokyo Godfathers. This year will be the fourth! It's the best!

Me yesterday when I went to the two local B&N stores and all the Eyes Wide Shut Criterion 4K's were sold out. Shout out to the nice worker there who told me and my brother that she's been having to tell people all day that all the 4K copies immediately sold out.

Good one, Busuu

Made a Gameboy Museum in my office

playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

if you were wondering at F1 speeds it takes about 17 seconds to get from the first trackside CVS to the second one

I got a good feeling!

Got an SVG on the peg at Target. And several others because I have no self-control. New motorcycle, two new Fiat 500s, and another racing Volvo station wagon.

This is the closest humans have gotten to achieving the Star Trek replicator

kids missing bucket one on bozos grand prize game

Going to buy a PS3 so I use the RCA hook-up to watch Blu-ray discs with 4:3 anime content on them on my 13" CRT.

when my oafish husband steps on my completely silent drape runners, ruining weeks of hard work

I’m gonna fucking throw up laughing dude

You will need YES, Amazon Prime, Apple TV+, ESPN, Netflix, NBC/Peacock, FOX, and TBS to watch the Yankees next season.

I’m playing soccer JRPG Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road and I just received an “intellect bean” for petting a cat.

I don't know if there's going to be a better joke all year than "I covered it" from last night's The Chair Company.

water (polite)

I gave MediaOCD a bunch of money but to be fair they sent me a bunch of outstanding stuff.

Not sure why I found “smallest burrito of my life” funny but I did

It's "New Allbirds" season

Super Mario 64 - Complete Clear Guide / Guide book / Media Factory / 1996

internet is crazy

"Pulitzer Prize Winner, 3.8 on Goodreads" is maybe the most accurate summary of The Internet as one could devise

If you pick the green team as your starter team on the new Inazuma Eleven soccer RPG one of the players you get is a girl named Tsun Derrey

Make sure you play Kirby's Dream Land 3 on Switch this month so you can get the avatar of "that weird disgusting rock from Kirby's Dream Land 3"