Had Homer Simpson died in 1997 his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 2001, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But alas, what can one say?

"what a waste of a character" characters do not exist independently of the story they are not real people or your friends if you feel they are 'wasted'. that is a sign you should steal their concept and write them your fucking self

due to budget cuts neurotic thirty-something admin lady gets promoted to James Bond, is sent on top-secret mission to seduce the most beautiful women in the world, pulls it off due to her weird nerdy charm but her hands are shaking the whole time

Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years

after reading "the starving saints" all my recommended books are queer cannibal novels. thats not really an issue but i wish you could tell algorithms, look, pal, that was a one time thing. im over it

one of those weird things that wario doesnt really exist in the mario setting anymore. he's in some kind of purgatory. he half-remembers playing tennis, or going karting. sometimes he finds a purple-yellow outfit at the bottom of his closet and cries, though he knows not why

as far as i can tell the united states occurred because british officials asked "can you pay a bit of tax and stop stealing land please" and the settler response was violent riots, boycotts and pamphlets talking like "First of All, Tyranny, if you May, comes in Manifold Forms,"

smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty

Q, pass me the rocket gun. There's a raccoon in the Aston Martin again. It's ate my post coital sandwich. I have to use the rocket gun to kill it

Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want. (MANCHUKUO 1987)

nervous nun: but sister! scripture says nothing about whether girls can kiss girls! pedantic nun, frowning, letting go of her: im sure thats not right. surely. isnt it? let me just. if i consult leviticus and perhaps, if interpreted in a certain way... nervous nun: no hey wait

medieval knight whose suit of full plate has feminine curves. Because it creates "deflection points"

consequence of anime-infused 4chan style of misogyny in this very online framing of unmarried women over twenty-five as hysterically desperate (hopefully alcoholic) losers who will mother our tired young men, which feels like its just informed by a bad faith reading of Evangelion

The year is 2025. Everybody in the world, including the United States, is eagerly awaiting the collapse of the United States. Except, for a variety of reasons, the People's Republic of China

its so cool how in dragonball toriyama ends up doing a hardcore fighting manga but doesnt know how so every character ends up with a series of special techniques like "laser blast" that are all a kind of blast of a laser

Sire! A conspiracy is afoot Sire! A conspiracy is afoot Sire! A conspiracy is afoot [YOU HAVE BEEN USURPED. PRESS ENTER TO BEGIN YOUR REIGN ANEW]

khrushchev: and another thing! i am sure, no, certain that all americans are given "cowboy name" at age of sixteen. and yet on this visit not one rootin-tootin moniker have i received. why is that? do you americans think this will threaten national security, in some way, perhaps?

actually it's not a mere battle shonen. If anything it's a josei with slice of life mecha elements. A hint of seinen and jidaigeki. With just the right amount of pinku eiga and eroguro nansensu. And a touch of inspiration from tokusatsu and yuri manga

Adam: so can angels. You know Raphael: oh we fuck hard brother. We fuck nasty. Twenty four seven Adam: oh I mean I wasn't asking about Raphael: his kingdom has fucking come dude Adam: I don't need to know about Raphael: look at these Polaroids. Look at all that going on

this is my oc she's a shy nerdy gamer girl and she's got bags under her eyes and she's drinking one of those awful Japanese canned cocktails and she's got really strong opinions on the austro-hungarian military

did you know? The four Beatles are all named after different books of the new testament

Feels very strange to see my country, with all its manifold flaws and problems, transform into this bizarre fantasy anti-paradise of sexual and physical violence against tender Whiteness, peddled by the absolute stupidest most terminally online people in the world

what is it that makes the fascists of today different from yesterday? who are they? why do they seem to love america so much? the answer is, ANGLOFASCISM. The answer is in Britain and in Austria and in Engelbert Dolfuss. lets learn

so far playing Austria in victoria 3 is way more fun than in 2. the domestic politics mechanics let you accurately simulate the nightmare of running Austria. I'm screaming every second

restore all the monarchies but shuffle the dynasties. Hohenzollern Brazil. Ming Germany. Habsburg Japan. Yamato Mexico. Wessex Russia and Romanov China

Dante, in voiceover: yeah, so that bozo midway through his path in life? That's me, totally lost in those dark woods. I was about to meet someone who'd set me straight- Virgil, played by Jack Black: what's up my brother!! It's me, the mad Mantuan! Dante, sighing: *this* bozo

DISCLAIMER: Although for the purposes of mind control kink content this fic is set in the Soviet Union, the author does not wish to condone the atrocities of that totalitarian regime. "Avatar: The Last Airbender" is property of Nickelodeon

we smokin tvtropes

CAMPBELL: Snake, that's Terry Bollea aka Hulk Hogan. Watch out. You don't want Hulkamania running wild on you. SNAKE: Colonel...something's wrong. This man is wearing black. OTACON: Get out of there, Snake! That's not Hulk Hogan. That's Hollywood Hogan. The nWo must be nearby

Thinking about those "just one more rep my son" memes you see where it's Jesus telling a guy to get buff for some reason and realising that what most of these people have done is they've amalgamated Jesus Christ our lord and saviour with WWE Superstar Hulk Hogan

Losing my memory due to trauma and spending two years on a Chinese fishing boat. But one day the helicopter descends. It's the government. They want me to do one last job. they press my old Dranzer F into my tired hands. I cannot speak but the tears speak for me

my earliest computer memory is my grandfather's PC with windows 95. he had golf games on there. i'd go into his study where it smelt of cigarettes and i'd sit and i would load up golf. and i wouldnt know what to do. but i was in love with the greenery that was inside the box

should clarify only one of them is an angel. the other is a human woman who is torn between redeeming her sinful past by serving said angel on a mission from god and finding the angel really really pretty

I wrote a whole thing about how modern rightwing nationalism isnt nationalism at all but actually about ingratiating yourself with the American world order as the best in class vassal. And they just went and

I love being a hero

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

going to sell this angel yuri novel to publishers as "a queer reimagining of paradise lost". i mean maybe thats true

what is it that makes the fascists of today different from yesterday? who are they? why do they seem to love america so much? the answer is, ANGLOFASCISM. The answer is in Britain and in Austria and in Engelbert Dolfuss. lets learn

I would never find the idea of a "girl failure" to be appealing. If anything I think all girls should be "girl successes"

Everyone has always wanted to play halo combat evolved again. But the technology just wasn't good enough. Until now

"gooning" is the fascist principle applied to wanking. fascists dont love the nation, they love the Volk, shorn of all contradictions, never to be reached. harmless and all-enveloping. and if they want to get off, now they can get off not to men or women but to Porn itself

just skipping about Beatles songs and fucking christ "Eleanor Rigby" "Lucy in the sky with diamonds" "hey Jude" "back in the USSR" "happiness is a warm gun" "yellow submarine" what the fuck were these clowns doing its really incredible

oh you love your fatherland? you believe its natural beauty reflects the purity of the Volk? you think youve actually discovered that the nation was the primary unit of social organisation throughout history all along? woww id love to read your 15,000 word substack posts

i wish jucika all the best in her future endeavours

Slight addendum. Not "everybody" was "kung fu fighting" during the boxer rebellion, actually

chainsaw man as a series is very much in conversation with its obvious inspiration devilman, and I feel a lot of part two's narrative makes more sense when you look at it in that light

it's so cool that sumo wrestlers have to live a monkish life of seclusion and ritual in order to get really good at pushing guys over in three seconds

Bookshop find yesterday. Made a really embarrassing noise when I found it