Maduros just fine actually. He's over here and we're playing just cause 2 on the ps3

teletubbies should have hooped instead of worshipping the sun baby cause they tall as hell

i want to read so many books but there are so many books

comment i got today: "no one talks about the british empire more than lefties". think its true. "britain" is a plucky island nation forged in The War, unable to negotiate a narrative of liberation from that empire, dependent upon its symbolism. so we have to ignore it, somehow

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service

Krieg

anyway this toxic yuri story set in eternal world war one was my attempt to grapple with whatever 28 years later is trying to do. to examine the corpse of "britain", to wander through the ruins. its also from 2024 because writing this is *hard* lateralthinkingtechnology.wordpress.com/2024/08/08/t...

put this on for a christmas laugh. an interesting attempt to articulate "post-britishness" in a way the original film wasnt quite ready to. a thudding message, beautifully told and surreal, not afraid to be ridiculous. because whats more ridiculous than britain without an empire?

spending the morning on the wikipedia page for this "Christmas"

its that time of year again

suspicious infant spotted in corridor. Intent unknown. Moving to engage

her: please do the voice for me. Please me: you sure? her: god yes me: okay. (Clears throat) ughie we gorra get omelandah the cunt right murdered me becka e did

A-Z:[F02]

its funny to see "heritage Americans" posting about how their great great great grandpa was in the continental army or whatever after reading page after page of Washington quotes where he's like "My soldiers Stink Most Pissibly; verily They are Drunken Roaches, Whom I Despise"

the scarecrow aka Jonathan Crane is of course one of comic books best characters. However theres much more that could be done storywise if he were reimagined, say as a woman

just realised I didnt know what mayonnaise was. Like I had no idea. Thought it was just itself

Real SONS OF THE CENTURY 16th - Suleiman the Magnificent 17th - William of Orange 18th - George Washington 19th - Napoleon Bonaparte 20th - Vladimir Lenin 21st - Hideo Kojima

you can tell AI is so good because everyone who uses it has to offer a really defensive justification beforehand

white boy RUINS social gathering with less than stellar danny brown impression

its not worth anything because their deal is that literally any kind of standard only applies to their enemies, but how quickly the "deport all biotrash!!! haha u mad" type fascists get weepy about how the left apparently wants them dead is just so very lame

Stayed up smokin that dissolution of the monasteries type product with Cromwell and the gang. Up late we were chanting new liturgies. Wrote a book of common prayer for the continental opps. Reached out for my girl Catherine of Aragon and gave her a real latin mass

the call of duty modern warfare trilogy is great because it rests upon the idea that a national bolshevik takeover of the russian federation will make russia a peer competitor to the united states within like two years

Im playing as the NATO engineer in battlefield 6 because of her smaller hitboxes

once met someone who pronounced it "web dubois"

Started rereading Moby Dick today for the hundredth time and honestly it's still this or Milton. But this is still easily the best thing ever done with the novel. Almost justifies America

i love her so much. worlds greatest loser

I mean what you have here is the essence of all these people really. I don't think anyone would really care if you did this, but the fantasy that it would make people care is so important

curtis yarvin, nick land, alexander dugin etc. are exactly demonstrative of how vapid things are. three empty reactionaries disguised with an aesthetic, an aura of Forbidden Knowledge that convinces those ready to be seduced that somewhere, within all the babble, must be *something*

why arent men at the lighthouses. theres so many ships at sea and so many foggy eves looming and yet the men are still at home, playing call of duty and feeling sad. but yet the lighthouses lie empty

if theres a "Turk" in a 19th century novel, that could mean anything. They could be Turkish or Arab or from Central Asia or they could be from Scotland

Had Homer Simpson died in 1997 his achievements would have been immortal. Had he died in 2001, he would still have been a great man but flawed. But alas, what can one say?

"what a waste of a character" characters do not exist independently of the story they are not real people or your friends if you feel they are 'wasted'. that is a sign you should steal their concept and write them your fucking self

due to budget cuts neurotic thirty-something admin lady gets promoted to James Bond, is sent on top-secret mission to seduce the most beautiful women in the world, pulls it off due to her weird nerdy charm but her hands are shaking the whole time

Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years

after reading "the starving saints" all my recommended books are queer cannibal novels. thats not really an issue but i wish you could tell algorithms, look, pal, that was a one time thing. im over it

one of those weird things that wario doesnt really exist in the mario setting anymore. he's in some kind of purgatory. he half-remembers playing tennis, or going karting. sometimes he finds a purple-yellow outfit at the bottom of his closet and cries, though he knows not why

as far as i can tell the united states occurred because british officials asked "can you pay a bit of tax and stop stealing land please" and the settler response was violent riots, boycotts and pamphlets talking like "First of All, Tyranny, if you May, comes in Manifold Forms,"

smoked so much fine Magna Carta I woke up king-in-parliament. They got my ass transformed into an abstract representation of sovereignty

Q, pass me the rocket gun. There's a raccoon in the Aston Martin again. It's ate my post coital sandwich. I have to use the rocket gun to kill it

Convincing you to read my novel by the first sentence. Share yours if you want. (MANCHUKUO 1987)

nervous nun: but sister! scripture says nothing about whether girls can kiss girls! pedantic nun, frowning, letting go of her: im sure thats not right. surely. isnt it? let me just. if i consult leviticus and perhaps, if interpreted in a certain way... nervous nun: no hey wait

medieval knight whose suit of full plate has feminine curves. Because it creates "deflection points"

consequence of anime-infused 4chan style of misogyny in this very online framing of unmarried women over twenty-five as hysterically desperate (hopefully alcoholic) losers who will mother our tired young men, which feels like its just informed by a bad faith reading of Evangelion

The year is 2025. Everybody in the world, including the United States, is eagerly awaiting the collapse of the United States. Except, for a variety of reasons, the People's Republic of China

its so cool how in dragonball toriyama ends up doing a hardcore fighting manga but doesnt know how so every character ends up with a series of special techniques like "laser blast" that are all a kind of blast of a laser

Sire! A conspiracy is afoot Sire! A conspiracy is afoot Sire! A conspiracy is afoot [YOU HAVE BEEN USURPED. PRESS ENTER TO BEGIN YOUR REIGN ANEW]

khrushchev: and another thing! i am sure, no, certain that all americans are given "cowboy name" at age of sixteen. and yet on this visit not one rootin-tootin moniker have i received. why is that? do you americans think this will threaten national security, in some way, perhaps?