E.T. was rich. Never discussed it.

“The Hole In The Wall Gang”, consisting of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, was so named because of the gang’s penchant for glory holes

He accidentally hit someone else with the sandwich, because he “missed da meaner one”. cc @douggpound.bsky.social

“Hello?…..what?….who is this?….I’m not returning?”

Photo I took from inside the Braves dugout - that’s new manager Walt Weiss wearing #22 when he was the SS (story from @deadspin.bsky.social )

New @crackerbarrell.bsky.social logo idea, but the old man is nude…

They should call it Shit Tank because it’s mostly bad ideas

This once simple family is now worth $400 billion dollars and own a majority stake in thousands of retail stores

When is Michael Shannon going to play David Letterman in a bio pic?

Norman Bates eats candy corn

@jaymilton.bsky.social will you be performing this song at Sister Jean's funeral? youtu.be/dAP8hoVLnFA?...

Two moons, that’s just what we need..

Good morning!

NEWS: Drunk Buddy Helps Asshole Find Missing Sunglasses

Kiffin says “I was clapping!” 👏 😆

I made this to honor the passing of Ace Frehley

Congratulations You are banned from Geddython.

Yes. This will be discussed from a man’s perspective on #Geddython

Official Breaking News

You will all be pleased by the news, once it breaks.

I need some time to break the news. It’s not ready yet Stay tuned!!!

Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.

UCLA head coach

Attacking the capitol is still legal!!!!

What a relief!

It is Season 16 eve.

Was the movie “One Battle After Another” an homage to Quentin?

This is still the case! 👇

It’s only 8:57 pm?

“I promise. No more motorcycles this time.”

This is patently false

It’s Friday!

Amelia Earhart piloted Donald Trump to Epstein Island…sick stuff

I sat down for Bob a few years ago

We are one week away from On Cinema Season 16🍿

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HEADLINE: Jimmy Fallon stays hidden inside remote cave until this thing blows over

We need him now more than ever

“Trump appearing via pre-recorded video message”

Ted Cruz makes bridge look even worse

More like Robert Deadford, am I right?

Did Lorne have a couple of vertebrae taken out?