It would be funny if Elon was the new CEO 😂😂😂😎

Join us this Sunday 3/15 at 4pm pst for the 13th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special! There are several ways to gain access to the livestream from Tickets and Subscription Bundles to in-person theater screenings. Find everything at: www.heinetwork.tv/the-last-osc...

I’m getting the McDonald’s app, I don’t care

The Waffle House Home Run for Kennesaw State

It is Oscar Season and to get in the mood we are doing a free rewatch of last year's 12th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special! Whether you are an On Cinema Completionist or it is your first time getting a taste of the HEI Life, there is room for everyone at Movie House.

Artist Spotlight: Phil Braun “My experience was “on the road” makes me think of the Willie Nelson song, and that made me think of 18 wheelers and that made me think of the TV show BJ and the Bear where a trucker with a chimpanzee get into adventures, except I used Nick and Desmond”

BANDCAMP FRIDAY EXCLUSIVE COMPILATION! "On the Road" features new songs we'll be playing on the road, short joke songs made to promote the shows, and live highlights from past tours. Artwork from @philbraun.bsky.social

@nicklutsko.bsky.social #WOHL #News #BruNews youtu.be/K3Qyk0ZEYdg?...

Why didn’t Batman just kill Joker when he had the chance instead of agreeing to surf with him?

WOHL correspondent Phil Braun did the work and brought us the facts about former SNL star Jim Breuer’s first class problems on Office Hours+. Get this and so much more with FREE 7-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive

@standalone.bsky.social deceased Iran head of media…..Ken??

I vote we elect Mike Huckabee as the new President of Iran when this is all over.

Duke playing CCR’s “Fortunate Son” during a time out makes me lol with irony.

Frank Stallone has passed away

After the merger HBO reportedly forced to edit Kevin Sorbo into old episodes of Game of Thrones

What a game!

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(Trump) “Nobody wants to go fishing anymore! (I killed them)”

(Trump): “he died about as savagely as anyone in history. He was sliced open from stem to stern. A lunatic actually ate his genitals we’re told. Blood everywhere. And he didn’t die right away. gruesome. They threw up when they saw his corpse….anyway his family are here tonight, stand up! Thank you!”

Everything “has never happened before”, and “many are saying” it

the hotttesst

We’re in the “golden age”, apparently

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Maybe a prior questionnaire administered to someone with Tourette’s that asks “what words might you say if asked to speak at an awards show” would be a good idea?

So are Drew Barrymore and Orlando Bloom having sex on that boat or what?

Wonder if Jesus saw a game there

Leeeegendary Beach Boys founding member Al Jardine called in this week to surprise Vic and talk Mike Love, Ding Dang and his first and only starring role on Decker! Watch our full convo with Al only at youtube.com/live/ha4i94ey_Vc

I can't believe American Airlines did this #neverflyingamericanairlinesagain

I am part of a

I am alive, this is not me, so stop asking me if I passed away

If you were an NBA head coach in the 80’s, your hair had to look like this

Phil Braun joined the show with a special report from the U.S. Capitol Building 🇺🇸

RIP Robert Duvall I loved how totally bald you were at all times

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Melania is asked not to enter the dining room yet, but she smells the prosciutto cooking on the skillet and knows Don’s making her favorite carbonara dish, the one that stole her heart so many years ago. She swoons slightly, closes her eyes, and lets the waves of romantic love crash on her shore. 🌹

Donald Trump has been busy laying out a trail of rose petals that lead to a secluded, private table inside the WH for Melania to find. He has carefully lit 2 candles, & is still wearing an apron while he frantically prepares a special pasta dinner for his beloved wife. (cc @standalone.bsky.social)

Slam dunk contest? Looks more like the slam *miss* contest..smh

Breaking News: sources say we will see Sam Elliott’s bush in Season 3 of Landman! It will be the first sighting since we saw it in “Road House”

Muppets can go to hell

I already broke this news

There’s people in those bushes!

This was supposed to be my Super Bowl commercial but it got blacked out half way through (censorship?) anyway hope you like it youtu.be/3QLifyE0TtI?...

Not good. I don’t know if the Super Bowl is blocking it or corrupted the files. Will only download half of it.

Having to re-make Super Bowl commercial video (download problems).

I made my own Super Bowl commercial (in record time) and it will air later today

Pretty interesting to see the trajectory of “Tommy Norris”. Reached the status of Landman…before that he was the football coach of Permian, and before that, lawnmower repair

Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social