I was quite the baseball player, you wouldn’t believe.

27 students, 9 IEPs, and no IA's in a lab based science class...

resisting the urge to obliterate the senses

I have no quarrel with Canada.

The bears better win this goddamn game.

Is this a preseason game?

Kathy Hilton doing the final puzzle on Wheel of Fortune might’ve just been the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Look, I'm not saying that gifting the president your old participation trophies to curry favor is a good idea, but the idea of hundreds of thousands of old trophies showing up on the steps of the White House gives me a chuckle. Sir, you've gotten another 1991 JCP Sportsmanship award!

Diagnosis Murder Bot

It sounds worse if you call it internal bleeding. Most people would just call it a bruise.

Students at Roosevelt High School in Minneapolis are walking out to protest ICE days after a clash between U.S. Border Patrol agents and protesters at the school. 📸: Jerry Holt

Renee Good sign at Roosevelt high school right now. I assume it was from the walkouts students staged earlier today.

Watched Nimona with the 11 yo.

"Benson Boone" is just Timothee's Hannah Montana, right?

Somebody is going to make the worst horror movie adaptation of The Little Engine The Could.

Normal text in south Minneapolis 2026, from the neighbor kid’s mom

They shot more people?

Posts may be a bit more sporadic from me today as my kids are home from school because my city is being brutalized by the federal government to the extent that it's unsafe for schools to be open

A 3 Point turn is not an attempt to attack anyone.

Shitty grass field in January.

We’re the baddies.

I’m extending my holiday sale indefinitely.

Zowp.

My idiot friend released a lot of music this year. www.squub.com/iamthemacker...

Cripes.

Not going to fall into this sloppy Joe or steamer rabbit hole…

You ever just have a Mr. Goodbar and think “this is such a fucking good bar.”?

Merry Christmas to all the other parents out there participating in the ritual.

The problem with this list is I am the mackerel released 87 albums this year and not a single one made the list. Statistically improbable! iamthemackerel.bandcamp.com

Let’s listen to some sad ass Christmas songs.

It’s four levels! Four levels of holiday train gardens.

My Trumb lovin' students discovered the files and are actually kinda shook.

Everything is on fire and I have the goddamned @officehourslive.bsky.social Tiny Tim song stuck in my head.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4T6... Not the biggest fan of the most recent coheed record, but I love that this is going piss off a whole section of their fan base that would like them to keep politics out of music despite the concepts of literally every record being "hey we've gotta overthrow evil."

Ladykillers, but it’s the Trump administration bungling the heist.

ufomammut.bandcamp.com/album/8-2 NYP today.

Kid forgets to opt-out of shitty college health insurance program because she's still on my somewhat decent insurance. Has some services done at the university hospital. Instead of submitting those claims to my insurance they submit to the university insurance and try to bill us thousands. USA!!!!!

Fuck you.