I lost it at "water slide collapse".

Heat exhausted furry immediately clocking Santos is a Hell of a Checkov's Dragon Suit.

You don't have to be this high on your own supply to create a generational masterpiece, but it certainly doesn't hurt.

Battle between NuMetal Stu and Elder Emo Stu at the end of history.

Why hasn't James Talarico condemned Clavicular?

There are 7 songs on the radio and 2 of them are Taylor Swift and both are about being redeemed by the love of a man who only kinda knows where the sun goes at night.

He makes clearing these bonkers distances look so natural.

Last moonsault from speedy was art.🤼‍♂️

Good defense from Thekla; liked the third act where the sadism almost cost her.🤼

Rosa's full Tex Avery agony on that back stomp though. 🤼

HaHa, stacking the Inspo in the corner like lumber and smackin' em around.🤼

Orange and Darby are two that hooked me from the start of the company, so this'll be good. 🤼

Knight with some fantastic moves tonight.🤼

They had marcus from lpotl on, so you know it's good castin' and the weather bumped me by like, 5 mins from yesterday.

"Pretty soon we're not going to know anybody." Feels like a line from a Dubya-era satire.

More like Neck-uador, amirite?

I mark out so hard for this kibd of wordplay.

Did tendies with coconut oil for the first time and this texture and the way it gestalts the other tastes (teriyaki, black pepper, coriander, turmeric) together is sublime.

iheartnoise.bandcamp.com/album/ihn014... Offset arrangement 2/3 of the way through pulled my mind apart; like there's a catchy groove competing against the wiry main riff; very compellingly cool stuff.

Quality patter here.

Zoomers are finally an official generation because they're getting a chance to get Gulf War Syndrome.

They're gonna make MJF the new Ayatollah; just to rub it in.

Its good. But also, at this point, I feel like I get it and it's whatever.

Lol, I've wasted lifetimes in this band's world.

I love the good guys showing up to bust MJF with the two headed coin.

Literally.

Low motivation days are a weird reminder that it does, in fact, hurt to run/scream; it's just that it's not an experience of sublime, embodied exhiliration for most people so they don't have any reason to power through.

The whole burrito splits open at the end. abandcalleduniversity.bandcamp.com/track/massiv...

I didn't dislike Greg Puciato, but I'm fine with hearing Better Lovers fronted by a different voice.

These were pencil sharpener vape + Howling Monkey energy drink jams for me.

Slowed some from ice and a dog but still managed to crack the seal on the last great boomer anti authority classic i haven't read yet.

Encountering "The Monitor" when it came out, with my whole self ALREADY alive to the historical moment, and getting to grow alongside/revisit it as it's context and meaning have grown has been an S-tier feature of my time on earth. Feel bad for people that don't get at least one album like that.

Finally saw "Civil War" and Alex Garland really thought he was making "Children of Men" but he was actually making like, an above average "Walking Dead" 2-parter.

Hell of an artifact for a snowy run.

Low Income Instagram is downstream of this: www.youtube.com/shorts/tApXO...

This does a real good job connecting art movement stuff I got into like 20 years ago in the context of like, sculpture and diy with the political demands of the moment. bsky.app/profile/this...

Just recently encountered the term Reality Privilege and it made me enraged at these fucks all over again; just staring the problem of inequality in the face and being like, "We'd better build a Hell of a Skinner Box for the 9/10 of people who the system necessitates live in material deprivation."

Watching Alysa Liu skate makes me proud of us as a species. What kind of animal not only figures out skating, but refines it in all these technological ways, builds an aesthetic vocabulary around it, and generates multidimensional outliers who can master and communicate ineffably in said vocabulary?

Dr. Abbot secretly tending to his own bullet wound is, sorta ironically, aura af.

Al Hashimi's brain is also fuckin' cooked; even the most competent people on "the pitt" are barely hanging on.

It knew I was going to ask how long The Beatles were together at 5:15 in the morning, which suggests it understands whatever cognitive decline I'm in better than I do.

Fortnite permanently expands the genre with "Sgt Fortnite's Lonely Fortnite Band".

Clavicular as hyperobject?

Clavicular "goes electric" at the Newport Folk Festival.

All this; is smart and rough and melodic but there's all sorts of interesting moments and arrangement choices that really elevate it.

"Freight train coming down the track and it almost gave me a heart attack!"

Like that they let Yute's hair get gross and filthy (like his sadistic soul) before the chop; we all know it aint going to Locks of Love. 🤼‍♂️

I'll be pleasantly surprised if I like five lines this year better than "I hope you're scared of only ordinary shit"; the variation on the last chorus is just killer also.

This is the moment I've been waiting for pretty much since she debuted; perfect contrast of characters and adaptation of their styles to the stipulation. I grew up loving it when Spider-Man would take down Rhino or Sandman by being quicker or using environment and Thekla delivered that same thrill.

Thekla with the belt after a match from their savagest shelf; total sicko supremacy. 🤼‍♂️