reviewing new albums of 2026: Buckle Up by Josephine's Next Million Miles. a soft warm blanket of fuzzy guitars, twinkling synths, and laidback vocals. the type of music that makes you feel like everything is gonna be okay. autumn-coded cozycore type shit. highly recommending this one!

sorry babe but the new Defunctland video stays ON during the t4t knifeplay siscon roleplay scene

problem emotion

>me when i agree to a social obligation then actually have to follow through with it

our brain is telling us to start Baudrillard-maxxing this year for some reason

Keeping a sleepy plaything by your desk, not necessarily for sexual reasons. Sitting on the ground, in silent submission; a doll to bounce ideas off of, figure out problems. Occasionally pause to pet it's head during a break, or getting it's thoughts (or lack of them) on an edit.

tbh i think this was subconsciously foreshadowed by how seeing this passage performed on stage indirectly led me to change my name from Urielle to Ophelia. like, perhaps there's some symbolism to identifying with the dead girl getting her shit together and fighting the world trying to kill her?

I DESERVE to be bound under mommy dommy’s office desk, trapped under her shiny rubber skirt, head squished between her transparent smoke-colored latex thighs, face presses into her shiny rubber panties. One strong leg forcing my head in every time I back up, shiny heels clacking

I think if you read WARHOUND and go "Oh, I'm Sartha" and don't immediately do something to fix your own burnt-out sacrificing-everything-for-everyone-else ass, you might have missed the point that Sartha's situation isn't exactly *enviable* outside of the context of her life being a fucking joke 🤣

…i have some questions for whoever designed this

“Our systems have identified you as being a suitable candidate in our workforce (even though you never applied). Our staff are currently on their way to your location. Employee training will begin shortly. Your consent is not required.”

i want to have incredible latex based sex in the backrooms/poolrooms

Sea Captain Foucault

that’s Miss Dolly Aurafarming

cozy fit for today

concerning good at randomly slipping into Blank Stare Of Emptied Husk Puppeteered As A Drone By A Higher Power mode tbh

A dream within a dream, always sweet. The gentle rocking motion of floating within the testing tank, the warmth surrounding you... the possibility of waking up seems so out of reach. Barely aware of what they're doing to you on the surface. Stay here, in your designed coma.

Big chunky SCART cable designed to plug into your spine... those connectors with almost leech-like teeth inside to make sure you don't come unstuck, no escape... made especially for you. Designed to transmit audio/visual directly into your sensory system...

literally the cutest Test Subject girl of all time, all the staff at the unethical medfet torture facility come and ruffle my hair during their lunch break as a form of stress relief and i just cutely giggle each time while holding my assigned shark plushie

reccing a couple of albums i listened to on the way to work tonight because i find them interesting enough to briefly yap about: O'discordia by Winterquilt and Naiv by Thy Catafalque, both on the more experimental side of what could broadly be described as "black metal"ish.

Unnamed (mandatory) Harpy.

kink can certainly help work through your problems but i think you for sure should primarily work through them other ways

Test Subject 168

my girlfriend is currently laughing hysterically at the mental image of me being point-blank executed at gunpoint by Jimmy Beast during the next season of Beast Games

my favorite part of Crash (1996) is when James Ballard walks in and says “it’s crashing time” and then crashes all over the place

quick addendum: i do wanna give a specific mention of Under My Umbrella for having both one of the best instrumentals and some of the best lyrics on the entire album, and also being the Bladee song to have me most in my feels since Flatline from his last album Cold Visions tbh

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

wow i wish i had something to say about the new Bladee album other than “yep, this sure is yet another Bladee album” tbh. i mean yeah, it’s a good album, but it does mostly feel like a retreading of his earlier sounds that were done much better on their respective albums.

saw a post (with QRTs turned off) about how "all kinks can be practiced safely, even extreme kinks", and i do agree with the sentiment but i take issue with the argument. my take is that you *can't* always practice kink safely, *but* that's okay because people have dignity and agency. to elaborate:

pack is this true???

it’s always morally correct to buy ice cream for pretty girls :3

The pic alone for #mediliart posterity Roughish to mostly test clip in this one, but also my mind went "doofy bird mascot to fit the bit hmmmm" and this happened

his name is Foucault and he is a joyful sea dog

YOU - “I don't understand. Ruby's a woman, right?” KLAASJE - “Yes.” YOU - “But…you're *also* a woman.” KIM KITSURAGI - “Women like women too, officer. Try not to fixate on this.” PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Well, I'll be damned! That's one more thing we know about the world!

my girlfriend said the Videodrome protagonist looks like a cross between Patrick Bateman and Jerma, and i am upset with how correct she is

normal trans girl activities include casually having two knives, a pacifier, and a hitachi wand on your desk for no specific reason

MRIsploitation

awawawawa type shit

swagged tf out rn

QRTing this because I am still unemployed. Full disclaimer: I'm not in any serious financial trouble or anything, and I'll be okay for the most part, but even a little bit would mean I have less to worry about for the time being.

the struggle is real dude

kinda insane that everyone accidentally forgot to tell the girl with a selfcest kink that there would be another girl at the evening function with the same name and a vaguely similar hairstyle

a surprisingly beautiful and heartwarming film. the act of making art as a rejection of irony poisoning and cultural disaffection. toxic yuri with a good ending. love wins. also this might be an insane observation but the two leads kinda have a Nirvanna The Band The Show Matt/Jay dynamic going on.

currently seated about to watch Divine Hammer (2025)

r/sadboys users always saying some shit

when someone suggests hurting a plushie:

Court Eunuch Ophelia

absolutely fucking insane cover art lol

new Bladee album tomorrow

sighing dreamily thinking about her again…