the thing that was my wife is so adorable

the original draft of this post included a "thank you" that i wasn't sure about at the time, but now i am. thank you. thank you all so much. im so much better this way

breaking news the real olive subordinate is in awe of how much of a cuck i am

shoutout helldivers fans for being the most annoying community ever btw

thanks everyone for agreeing with me that Serpent doesnt even know anything

URGENT is a snake a kind of cat

have the whole thing actually. perverts

messy bootblacking session

stiletto lobotomy!

sarah drew my stupid bit from last night when we were playing rounds that’s the actual goat right there

What happens when a domineering Captain of the Imperial Navy takes in a Handler and her pilots? In Command, little less than 3k fic musing on that very question.

uni survery asked if i was religious and i selected "yes" and then "other"

darling girl i WISH dolls didn't talk like shut the fuck up

*flirting* hey babe can you let me trauma dump at you so it’s more meaningful when you see me reject that call from home while i ride your cock and call you mommy

one of the hottest things about me is that if you sleep with me you sincerely are cucking my biological mother

I feel bad for people with beautiful, charming and interesting mothers because, when you think about it, they're kind of the most miserable cucks

Now I hate to say it, but actually royals (and not even just princes and princesses) are some of the most sensible candidates for forcing an allowance restriction onto. Limited access to + control of the royal treasury until it's shown they can handle it.* Another woman can, until then.

retail workers should be allowed to leap over the counter in a rageful frenzy and murder a customer like at least once an hour

god. cyberpunk is so good...just did the star ending and a bit misty eyed about the whole thing. what a game...

i genuinely think something in me finally broke because i just have a passive, consistent urge to post about being a cuck now and it's not because it's funny anymore

im the crazed and frenzied rat by the way

how does maggie do it is the thing

i made this post because i got hit in dead cells and let out the most pornographic noise ever by the way. like a moan plus a shocked yelp and like a little whine it was insane i wanna have sex with myself really badly right now

shoutout girls who moan like whores upon taking damage in video games

the way to my heart is either feeding into my endlessly egotistical gluttonous narcissism, or being a presence so overwhelmingly powerful that i am forced to relent upon my ideas of my own superiority

i think at the end of the day all of my fetishes and kinks revolve around really extreme hierarchy. my switch polarities are two sides of the same coin; i either want to be called useless disgusting trash while a woman kicks me in the side or worshipped and put on a pedestal by some starry eyed girl

calm down. literally calm down. i’m literally only going to infest you with my parasites that will devour you from the inside. relax. it’s fine

watching early jjk is really something i always forget how funny and generally light hearted it is. and then shibuya happens and it’s just hell forever

i love my cuck wife so much

it appears that my brain is so completely ruined that any time i spend planning my finances leaves me light headed and breathless as i calculate how much i can give away

super insane trick my linear alg prof did where he cancelled office hours the day of our test to “get started on the process of grading” and yet it seems he has not done any grading

comm for @tarakute.bsky.social of Maggie Haine from her story The Blood of Whales!

sex is about giving something in exchange for something else and the more uneven the exchange the more sex it is

At this point I think the core pillar of my sexuality is the extreme contrast between submissive abnegation and dominant exaltation

dark lords can't be cute by the way. that's lore

"oh my goodned" quickly becoming a vocal stim

anyone else hear that whispering when they look at a cop's gun lately

“one of my provinces is starving” don’t care. not even impressive. i starved another of my provinces just last week. one hundred thousand people. i’ll do it again too. you aren’t even cool

𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵..? 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬…? 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣- Again?!

more girls should be in chastity

You are lucky to see the bruises that the dress had covered, the ones she would longingly caress each night. You are lucky to consummate your marriage with a chaste kiss before She pushes you aside. You'll be lucky to clean Her off after She's finished. It's normal to cry on your wedding night.

You are lucky to hold her hands at the altar as she looks past you to the woman in black, leaning against the wall with a cigarette hanging from her lips. You are lucky to hear her passionate vows - even though they aren't addressed to you.

The gorgeous, flowing dress that you could never have afforded on your own. The wide, toothy smile that your fiancée only wears when She is around. Sharing her is a small price to pay for seeing your beloved so happy.

It's normal to cry on your wedding day, you tell yourself. It's all just too much. She is always beautiful, of course, but this is something altogether different. She is glowing; a perfect angel radiating warmth and kindness from her dewy skin. You are so lucky to be allowed this day.

AND IM NEVER TOUCHING YOU AGAIN. awful. awful character. also i enjoyed every second

why does gundam zeta have so much insane bad end brainwashing this is crazy

this is. as much effort as shes willing to spend on it

girls who trance off to anything are so adorable. i think it’s so cute that you just have this permanent weak point that i can poke at whenever i want. sometimes even on accident. god. embarrassment

sometimes i think "why am i sad everything is literally just kind of fine right now i should be feeling content???" and then i remember everything is absolutely not fine at all. in fact pretty much everything sucks. and then i proceed to still be mad at myself for feeling upset