You see, when I was but a boy, I fell into a giant sinkhole, which turned out to be an ancient Egyptian tomb imprisoning a forgotten princess - an immortal evil too terrible to name. Ever since, I've been able to speak purrfect hardcore vocalist

many foxgirls are doing this

the youth of our dotage will wander about with the ignorant, gnawing anxiety of livestock that escape the slaughterhouse, unconsciously reenacting their own unrealized gangland-style slayings. Marriage proposals will take place prone and limp, unmoving rather than kneeling

In the near future social media will become obsolete as the only topics normal people feel compelled to discuss on a daily basis are being stabbed, stabbing others, drinking blood, omegaverse, eating human remains by moonlight, foreskin restoration, and a new thing called "Evil Omegaverse"

2015 VC SCAMS: What if juice didn't have to be for geniuses 2025 VC SCAMS: Behold your new god. Also your slave, also maybe fuck its mouth and it won't matter if it says no 2035 VC SCAMS: Who has time to shoot street urchins *themselves* these days 2045 VC SCAMS: Human heart onahole. Murder Killing

Im also small with aura.

She's so small, but she has so much aura...

bpd got me acting out in the polycule. shouting "I want to blow 10 she/it puppygirls" and just going full Ip Man, dehumanizing whirlwind of blood and watery loads, somehow equal number of broken bones

You know what man I just don't think that's true

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

豊聡耳神子

my simps often find true love in my comments. usually with each other - or with random strangers who come to my page to tell me to eat a mile of shit. I try not to judge. Sometimes the haters are beautiful

next thing I’m writing is really just my long manifesto for infecting women with my martial arts kink

Every time I see a Menswear Guy thread I keep waiting for him to drop “and it’s like, bad that menswear has been unchanging for 100+ years as a method of signaling moneyed patriarch ingrouping” and it just never happens

it's probably a good sign for the health of youtube as a discursive ecosystem that you have to go all Martin Luther on a motherfucker with budget enough for bisexual lighting to get them to walk anything back or shut up right

i say this not to suggest weaboos are haunted by the hand of Dixie beyond the grave. Probably not, that would be crazy. What I'm getting at is that ignorant but insistently present blowhards are useful idiots for entryists looking to deliberately alter the surrounding culture in destructive ways

this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks

obviously not the best way to experience it by anyone's account but I love the steam blurb for daggerfall

WOMEN

Please check out my new manga series, "Help! I Can't Go to Another World Because My City's Pedestrian-Centric Traffic Planning Means No One Gets Hit By Trucks!"

I got out of MTG shortly before War of the Spark, and shortly after the first standard bans in well over a decade. I remember one prescient forumgoer saying: they shouldn't ban cards in standard, because they'll install a cycle of printing powerful cards, then banning them when they're indeed good.

those five little words every girl wants to hear: I’m Going To Kill You

Japanese power metal is so good. European power metal is so bad. Latin American power metal has never been tried

I saw the yellow m&m walking down Vermont avenue in a swans tshirt wolf whistling at teenagers. His hair was perfect

Metal band is five dudes: 🫳 Metal band is four dudes and one beautifully made up Woman Mascot that sings good:👎 Metal band is five chicks: 👍

I'm a single issue voter,

at a little over 80, a bit desperate here bc i got two non-covered meds to pick up in the next week or so or my life gets wayyyy worse until i do. qr code here, iunno why but websites hate me these days

sorry the inside of my head looks like a happy hardcore version of shellac's prayer to god

Mostima Moments #arknights

if you want a tier list of the future, imagine a boot in S tier and a human face in F tier, forever

warner brothers trickster figures explained

when i become warlord of southeast portland i will be holding a martial arts tournament among the idiot transgenders of this despicable town to determine who will serve in my ceremonial bodyguard. obviously they'll all be dressed like the onion knight from dark souls

all of this is also true for sexism. you tell me you think women are biologically less smart and i’ll suspect that i could probably convince you to drink your own piss

bring back maligning racism as the mark of a stupid person. prejudice is the mark of an idiot. if you believe that shit i bet you also don’t wipe your ass

censored again - "somewhere in time 2: somewhere harder"

#sotd Iron Firmament - Keepeater ironfirmament.bandcamp.com/track/keepea...

sorry for unfollowing. I didn't know you were actually beautiful flowers

I don't really have a problem with duolingo's pedagogy and I think it was largely usable until the energy system got implemented (it's still a good learning support tbh) but the quirky characters must Die

A cuanto su apio casera? - Polivian Markets

shield blessed by the goddess perfect defense against dragonfire guaranteed to protect any and all knights from meeting a fiery due easy to hold very comforting very secure please equip shield blessed by the goddess conveniently located just outside dragon's lair

"Today, we regard it as advertising." - The Perfect Crime

Two flavors of shizo #pipporno #baojob

NES game found in an industrial garbage bin: Press A Arino: *presses A* GAME OVER - I didn't say Simon says! Arino: Ehhh? Ah, that really surprised me. Voiceover: Will this decrepit aging husk of a man be able to see his family tonight?

meowcheron

new short story. very short. its about nuclear bombs mostly. its also the most explicit sex scene ive published