New maid just dropped, its names is Hedone. Please refer to it as such.

musing about straightbreaking podcasters in the least parasocial way possible for such an activity

go on. bite down. prove how little all of those years of study into arcane mysteries was really worth to yourself. i have yet to see someone talk their way out of leather gloves pressing down on the back of their tongue

cultivating a certain vibe, with my choices of bedroom decor. a certain promise

kitten (myself) mommy (also myself) needs you to lock the fuck in (finish a first draft in any reasonable time frame)

its not "good" to go all out in sparring but it does feel fucking amazing in the moment so i think how sore i am justifies it

jamie paiges machine love still fucking comes for my guts. i thought my response would dull but im still fucked

[getting pet by a small doll] this is my little sister she goes wah

[petting an enormous housecat] this my big sister she goes rrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

wait ritual raven super isnt legal in genesys fuck my stupid dolly life

i am going to [remembers what bluesky moderation considers actionable threats] slice off the hands of any man that touches my ball-jointed doll

DNI if you follow rickert or g*ts i am trying to move on and grow as a person and bring light to the whole world

the princess's breast milk production has been proletarianized

toying with reinstalling limbus (currently supressed by vampireslop) and wow hong lu really is a woman of all time huh

FREE MY DOLL #MYDOLL

i was tidying away some glasses at work when i realized i was unconsciously testing to see if i could shatter them with my grip

"and then they fuck" wrong. after i finish choking her half to death by twisting my knuckles into her carotids i crawl back to my cage and grip my knees to my chest while trembling slightly.

you can't listen to bad pop music on youtube even once. not even as a joke. one listen of acapella by karmin two months ago and all ive been recommended is the most boring pop from obama's second term

girl who says "i will lose!" because she has an obsessive drive to learn from her mistakes and improve

i really hope i get strong enough to beat her in a fight before my body gives out on me again

gargle a hand grenade nimrod

so fucking tired. and i didnt even get to crush any skulls between my teeth today. im definitely not gonna make it

new short story on lottie's tumblr! this one is downright wholesome compared to the last one, about a regular maid and her very normal mistress. it even has two whole named men

echolalia is when an invisible girl pulls your string over and over until it breaks

slappin a big i consent sticker on the hero as she bleeds out on the floor

new story! not too long but pretty good, i think. the hero wins the day. and she's literally nice!! instant_victory good_end lightless_eyes

40 y/o knight-captain and the early 20s princess she's been tasked with protecting since birth problematic age gap

mostima , a girl who is surely beloved by all #arknights

"Where did you get your outfit?" mostly on etsy, but not as one full set. first of all, it's not a dress, but rather a skirt and a blouse. the skirt is a black linen maxi skirt, and the blouse is also linen. as long as you have a frilly apron over the top it hides the seams in the outfit

I'm a very blessed master, to have such a servant :)

PREE AESMA YS-ASRAM, THE BLOODED ONE YS-PRAMA, HANSA, AND PRAT PAYAM, WHO TEMPER MY HEART [YISUN] ATRU VYAM— {FORGIVE ME FOR THIS CONSENT I AM ABOUT TO GIVE}

maid's big day out

i drew a ff7 doodles

"towerbait" that's just derivative, not to mention in extreme poor taste. now let me out of here at once!

meat

You have to love a starscream girl. You have to want a cute starscream in your life. She will get thrills out of terrorising those she can get her hands on and genuinely desire that, desire power. But also she will SO get off on the humiliation of failure and your grip on her. You have to love her.

For my next body i should definitely add extra toxin glands. Just in random places. For protection.

STOP talking about keeping me and milking silk from me when you defeat me! You're being ridiculous, Only JUVENILE wasps produce silk, that's embarrassing. ...Okay well, there ARE some sphecid wasps that do, so, it's not even that embarrassing i guess-THEY ARE NOT "REGRESSORS"!!!!!! *DIVINE DEATHRAY*

It spiralizes in ye; forks out at the serpent-snapping eye.

Carmilla & Laura

doing survey feedback for smaller gachas is so funny. hi. i liked your vampire pervert game. my biggest complaint is that there wasn't an option for a woman player insert vampire pervert

dreamed about an extensive cyoa-style IF following the travels of a scummy but upbeat mercenarygirl (stoat furry) and her stick-in-the-mud communist revolutionary partnergirl (white fox furry). occasional illustrations combined milotaku gear detailing with a great deal of cute character design charm

listening to my cravings by downloading a gacha game nobody has heard of

this is just desserts for years of making jokes about how my childbearing hips were wasted on me

don't put yourself down, any woman would be lucky to have a wife like you

im swollen and bloated and moody and everyone in my life is getting off on it. and i can't even complain because i am too

as foretold for reference, above is a full sized santoku knife

worlds first transfem immaculate conception

that it is moby dick bot