the maid-doll has decided that it does actually have desires. it wants every human put to the sword. won't you help fulfill the purest wish of a faultless being

majesty and decay 👍

graciously allow your humble servant to correct your posture

you'd look a lot more proper and dignified as a blood spatter on the ground

youve heard of [peerless under heaven] now say hello to [commonplace above hell]

oh hey this dish is wonderful what do you ca-[regaining 26 years of memories] dude. you have to kill me. now.

イベントに一瞬沖ノブいて幸せでした

the elusive samurai was mid in general but one scene did leave quite the lasting impact on me

i want to be taken seriously.

looking at images of miss yukari to soothe myself

chapter 224 of watamote. asuka katou. your days are fucking numbered

oh yeah it's like that because they both come from the same word, back in the age of bones and fire. anyway the draft's looking good so far, even if I don't agree char would be that happy about being on top

the barefoot princess swordmaster would like to share an opinion about the worth of a human life

will it be "worth", you cretinous little girl, after i finish brutalizing and desecrating your body to the point of unrecognizability

im sure you consider yourself "lucky" that the pressure wave from my cometfall slash flipped up my skirt and showed you my panties based on that stupid look on your face but you are literally missing an arm and a leg because you fucked up your deflection

splitting down the middle vis a vis footcare. the maid likes hardened soles because they show its a diligent worker and student of swordcraft. the princess likes soft delicate soles because it affirms she doesn't have to do anything she doesnt want to

fujiwara no mokou lets meet up and fight to exhaustion

crazy that the hive king gets all of its post in smell-o-vision

women love to comment on how long, graceful, and powerful my toes are

clutch i just laid

slapping both of voruna's augments on for a build im calling "im gonna getcha"

she's always doing this sort of thing to her

i love loved-colored master spark

asuka katou is maybe a demon sent from hell to torment every other girl in tomoko's orbit

>press play on song >pause song so I can hear it

having an intense martial rivalry with a doll is low-key kind of adorable like you're craving the day the automaton on top of the music box tastes your steel. you're beefing with a cuckoo clock

the yuri harem dynamics in watamote are surprisingly compelling

i need to learn chinese. mark me. im gonna

this panel is really good. up there with the char no more about this panel

you know watamote does consistently up how yuri it is chapter after chapter which always manages to be surprising even though im already well into the yuri haremification of it

OC Vasha for @celestial-dreamer.bsky.social , thank you!

having any subject matter knowledge on tumblr is maddening because you'll try to post about it and then people will be confidently wrong about the facts and if you yes and them they will think you're smooth sharking them. when you aren't

maybe i just missed my girlfriend and needed to spend time with her

she has it too good and im gonna kill her

um. so that badass silent and stoic maid assasssin that i said was my right hand? the one that always flees the scene just as you arrive? the one constantly wearing a black disposable mask? um. so don't be mad because i know i need to be getting princess bedrest but she's actually me

so it turns out the wise old knight we've been sending all the young swordsmen to for their trial of pious merit is actually just some bloke with a decapitation fetish, which isn't ideal

the hot blooded cold blooded iron blooded

everyone loves having the former cursed knight recite the whole "you will die here!" speech at parties! but you give an honest answer to "how many heroes did you kill" and.. [visibly going pale, straining voice] it ffeels like you all love to make this about you

but yeah transparency's sake, like, several. [getting confident] [pushing it] but they weren't much of heroes if that's where it ended, eh?

supercell has some pretty good tracks but you already knew that

world is mine

#lancerRPG Maid to battle

wild nacatl feels very quaint now

i really hope they appreciated the multilayered literary allusions in the name of my technique in their final moments alive

"cutestyle" is a level four or five power word for grunglers. you don't use that word casually unless you have knowledge

aren't you tired of losing

i cant play modern again because no locals host modern anymore and i dont wanna play on modo but jamming some grixis shadow mirrors on cockatrice is almost enough to tempt me back on

we're sending you to the front, kid. you're gonna be a trench nurse. you're going to see horrors you could never have dreamed of. blood and shit and the stench of gas, men dying like wounded horses. welcome to ' PUSY '