You are to serve us as food.

this would make a pretty good top now im ngl

[getting a little too full of myself] wearing this metal shirt and naruto lounge pants is sort of making me feel like a goddess on her day off

spicy mayo tuna toast I'm going to enjoy such a nice fucking spicy mayo tuna toast

always happy when it rains on the 4th of july

im just saying that the relationship between a mother and daughter is extremely sexually charged in ways that aren't always obvious on the first read and if my presence with both of them could catalyse that into being something beautiful and intimate and a sin itd be all the better

Wish I was shooting my white fireworks all over your hot naked body or shooting them deep inside you 😈😜

oyakudon . . .

Fakecest: Mothers and Daughters Lusting for Each Other

no american patriotism. not even in the stupid kink meme. not even as a joke

if i lock in i can be everything to everyone

ive been playing a lot less warframe recently because im coming out of a depression but it is fun to log in and nidus all over the place for a bit

bro we are deathknights

getting on the tilt-a-whirl for nona

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I was a victim to.

dolly dressup forever

New short story, LET'S DIE. You just know that if you got powers you'd be so annoying. Don't act like you wouldn't be. You'd be the "guy with powers" guy to all of your coworkers. archiveofourown.org/works/87418776

if i grip my heel i can wiggle the front of my foot kind of independently of the back. i showed this to my wife and she said it was weird

yay chicekn yay

in order to split the difference between a boot and barefoot im proud to announce that going forward i will be exclusively wearing thigh-high lace-up stirrup stockings

ill kill you like ive pondered the philosophical ramifications of ending your life

running you down with a horrible spear but my war cry is restrained, dignified, and betrays a contemplative side

maid dress only airsoft league

well the thing is i like doing this

Shoebills can fly. Despite standing up to 5 feet tall and weighing up to 16 pounds, these prehistoric-looking birds possess an impressive 8-foot wingspan, making them fully capable of flight. Pairi Daiza (privately owned zoo & botanical garden) Brugelette, Belgium

"oh can you toast marshmallows for me" okay 1st of all very funny ive never heard that one before certainly not at least once a weak since like kindergarten but 2ndly i know you aren't going up to a slimegirl and asking to dissolve things in her out of nowhere so whys my breath weapon different

BITE RISK #art

my 37 year old vampire girlfriend keeps telling me i simply don't understand the woes of immortality as if I didn't also own a VHS player or visit a blockbuster a few times as a kid

i was brainstorming a post about egg laying and hypnosis but i got so sad at the idea of a girl realizing that she didnt have an egg so i guess im pretty broody right now

hi do you take requests. can you draw pomni unsure about whether to buy whey powder or casein powder

im find my way into your room and curl up into a ball cutely and then die, finally freeing the world of my evil. please don't do anything about this. ill be really for sure upset if you thwart me! i won't forgive you!!!

...they say that shrine maidens are the kind of human it's okay to eat...

discord needs a special princess notifications setting

stop asking what homura would do. she would try to kill herself

frightened gnome running to the authorities and pointing and waving his hands and hopping up and down near delirious with terror

She's a generation ship (low speed, low acceleration), she's built from a rubble pile, and she's already badly wounded. It wouldn't be too hard. I would have to be gentle at first to be satisfied....

your fish... is my command.......!

i liked this one too

shoulders of mutuals ranked by how badly i want to sink my teeth into them

am i missing something

lrp im gonna start crying

I thought i had lost it but while i was looking for something else i found this again.

reaches out and grabs you with my scary toes cutely

im so fucking easy to trick i watched a video featuring a lot of fast food and i immediately got the craving for like two or three kilos of fried chicken

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