im sorry i called earthbound immortal red nova penis. im sorry i called red nova dragon penis. i did not value adding red nova dragon to my already cracked endboard of hrdaa, dis pater, and void ogre enough

pretty good at baking maybe

yuriartillery K-Class scenarios on a cryptic x-y axis

it was only two or three dragon hearts they're like a delicacy chill out. wait. where are you going. you can't leave yet

msg stands for mega super good. on account of how it tastes

*White knuckle gripping the sides of the mirror. My halo appears to be melting? Maybe a trick of the light?* A lich is never buggy stressed when it does its buzzy best. A lich is never buzzy stressed, when it does its buggy best...

have you all heard about this puella magi madoka magica show. lowkey kind of really good

...And some Very Lucky and spiritually notable individuals mayyy find their way into this other, private, much more holy room! For...ah, ascension. To a better place. Forever. ...*wipes my mouth.*

its fucked to be kyoko sakura alwaus getting cockblocked bythat gay little pink thing and it turns out she doesnt even like sayaka that way

umm im not an evil heretical witch im just the princess. these knights arent brainwashed they just swore vows of loyalty to me. watch your tongue. in fact. knights, hold her down i have something i need to whisper into her ears

clocked as chuunibyou at the tescos express

anyone who doesn't get migraines is my enemy

I have an ominous and blanketing feeling, for some reason, that I said or revealed or relinquished far too much in some capacity yesterday. How curious. I wonder what could have happened. Well, more arrogance and power seeking will fix this

the hakurei shrine maiden probably gets migraines like most humans couldn't comprehend

the most important thing you as a porn artist can do is to make sure the anonymous background perverts and faceless hands/mouths/dicks are all undeniably women

auras piss me off

soap is if she's lucky

i need a bad bitch who- uhm. n-no mommy, i dont really think it's appropriate to call women bitches.. i just think- it's... j-just for a post... uhm. ghhk. nnno i dont think its funny to make misogynstic remarks... s-sorry mommy... s-soap? do i have to?

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

I'm A Six Hundred Year Old Lich And I Tried To Steal The Body Of This Cool And Beautiful Girl But It Turns Out She's A Total Loser?!? And Now I'm Becoming One Too Because I'm Gaining All Of Her Traits?!? My Cock Has Already Shrunk Three Inches!!!

'haha kallie really likes her NTR jokes', you think to yourself. jokes. you fool. how do you think I got this wife?

the maid has acquired the secret blade arts and would like for you to refer to it as "kitchen knife" now that it is a cutting implement

The dragon from the 1958 Mugnaini-illustrated edition of 'Beowulf'. #BookologyThursday #dragon #monster #folklore #legend

Dwight's Iconic Schrute will soon be accessible

i dont care for any of the magical gathering news however this has been the mood for the past few days so

finishing a girl, not in the sense of like, getting her off, or killing her. but in the sense that she's clearly a half chiseled block of marble, and you have every right to go in and mold the rest of it to your liking

If you took me and kept me as a trophy, pet, handmaiden, or consort, and I started taking samples of your daughter's scales, hair, venom, other fluids, et cetera, and experimenting with her in order to advance my magic. Well would you be mad at me. I feel like you should really have seen it coming

The newest trend for girls will be target-tattoos, specifically for stingers. "Envenomate Me<3" on the lower back. "stinger-bait". Chemical formulazz for for variouzz toxins found in many classic wasp stings. It's the next big thing. It's the next big thing. Bend over

tummy ache from swallowing too much of my own venom

you can pet my tail scales if you stop trying to escape the tower

the allure of inserting a semi-colon

girlmethanol

It just doesn't make sense. Something is wrong here. No matter how maturely I dress, how responsible I try and be, how domineering I am to other girls, my stat screen. It keeps... *Opens up the menu. Points agitatedly at "Middle Sister"* YOU SEE?! WHO IS-?! *looking around in wild suspicion*

the project of making a botle of breastmilk wine would require just such an incredible volume of the stuff. and then distilling it into girlbrandy would be even more

she wears an apron dress to show off her keyhole

ghost rare rda? ghost rare rda for the princess?

pray my sister's sights find you before my blade does

they took the doll to the range today btw

terrible. girl you're fond of turns out to be a walking instant loss 2koma

grawr

i would characterize that last volley of munitions as "demonic" rather than "draconic", although i suppose the distinction would also be lost on me if all of the soldiers in one of my fortifications had been melted into the concrete. lol.

nobody knows how to build resonator besides me

not to cardgamepost too much but im pretty fucking psyched for genesys. im gonna summon my soul! red demon dragon!! so much

i think pound for pound the electric guitar beats out pretty much every other instrument in terms of raw coolness

im not gonna debate you, you gross little worm. if we're browbeating each other into submission id like it to be a little more literal than that

sampo giri really hard on my wrist and arm ! swords are heavy !

I randomly felt like drawing narmaya I haven't been into gbf in 30 years