see those woodwinds? kill them.

oh, what? am I the bad guy? just because of how I betrayed you, you'd cast me as the traitor? [tries to drape over the nearby throne forgetting I dramatically meandered a small distance away] [falls directly into the firepl

Addicted to jiachang dishes

two pork belly dishes in a row because i have been very good, presumably

highly responsive to poisons

potion sellering myself on my own coldbrew

is there anything cuter than a venus flytrap. maybe the most moe of the plants

byakuren hijiri

king hivemoon voice Okay.

you think you're a suwa foughten field but really you're just a because princess inada is scolding me

i need to measure this shit out by the teaspoon. do not handle except with laboratory equipment. i gotta get micropipettes to have my morning joe. they want me to autoclave my mason jars now

funny miqo

KILLS YOU and KILLS YOU and KILLS YOU and KILLS YOU and KI

my dark potion of anxiety

they let her sit on falconry glove very polite style even tho she is soso small and cant get her talons around the finger

Toby the African pygmy falcon (Polihierax semitorquatus) is taking a dust bath at the Cincinnati Zoo. Birds secrete oil from a uropygial gland ('preen gland') that is antimicrobial, conditions & adds waterproofing. A dust bath helps remove this oil so a fresh layer can be applied.

i love how falcons always look like theyre about to cry

Your bench press will only improve if you do it braless

if they hate this short story it is quite literally over for me

finished a first draft for the first time in what feels like decades

oh i am so fucking close.

hi welcome to my kitchen this is my box that makes things cold and my box that makes things hot and my box that makes things wet and my box that makes things full of EM waves and my box tha

asked by my cool big sister to steal music for her. i got confused and got 3 of the albums she wanted and 1 that she likes but didnt ask for. undeath. death fortress. wawawaa

got nyx and rhino easily from prime resurgence. the wiki claims rhino prime has a big wind up key on its back and if thats true i guess its pronouns are no longer he/him. as for nyx i know i could have gotten it from doing railjack. im not doing that

disconcerting "birthday cake" flavour to my progesterone gel cap

Ridiculously impressed with how good doubanjiang makes even very simple braising dishes. This jiachang sijidou was insane and it's got like... 4 ingredients

Dark Sucking Manual

wife informed me that t1 trinisphere can win games in legacy again. modo calling me. ggraahh

would you still love me if I was a FOREVERGLADE 20buckspin.bandcamp.com/album/foreve...

Listen to black/power metal until you drop dead.

your "maid" literally wades through rivers of blood and you expect me to believe it can clean up this mess?

wehehe

sets a goal to start writing consistently immediately starts playing fewer video games listens to to more music

i have the ultimate paw on you image saved for when upstarts get a little too comfortable

okay hit all three tiers of goals for my writing today. maybe ill have a first draft done tomorrow but no pawmises. i do pawmise i will hit the minimum threshold tomorrow though

[getting choked by a friend] youre really homering my bart right now. hey dont stop...

things will get better

lrp: deserved

The Sex Pistols.

[pierced with a thousand weapons] why do i feel so bad

Why is that? Friend. :)

wait fuck

sometimes i remember oomf has a darling little voice and i want to crush her into into a little cube

i cant take this seriously they look like palette swaps of each other 😭

we've been cooking up a way to drive a nine inch metal stake through the heart of that machine you're calling "armored" and. look. this was meant to be a serious threat but if you're getting wet about it, we're not pretending either. it's even sexier than what your snuffbait brain is imagining

i need. bandage. nyoops

five year plan !!! 796 - 800 - fuck it - we ball 801 - win the universe 802 - if nemeses fully grown, die in combat - if not, kill self

playing yuki kaijura music over legend of the galactic heroes to completely disconnect myself from the present time and place

bishonen ? that is clearly an incarnation of nike, the goddess of victory, which her prowress on the battlefield attests

if you had second sight you could see bits of reinhard von lohengramm's human soul sloughing off of him, leaving only the essence of the king