*just got done mashing skulls together and pretending to make them kiss voice* I DO NOT MASH SKULLS TOGETHER AND PRETEND TO MAKE THEM KISS

[sprite] yeah back in my time we also had something called crystal light but it... hm. damn. you have to cherish the things you have now, y'know? or you'll miss them when you're older and they're gone. like this delightful figurine you have here. let me show you what i mean

i like to think in this scenario that i wouldn't bet nearly as much as i would help adjudicate. no see it's not fair bc she's too sensitive of easy or whatever so if you win you get to grab her thigh but if she wins she gets all your clothes below the waist. etc

pkmn tcg fun on phone

wish i could even do my nails a shitty quick black but work makes it so fucked for them to be like that tbh

my charms points • make funny joke sometime • do my own hair and tats • do a pose do a dance do it with me • fat

there's sort of a thrust-to-weight thing going on with grafting new ships. early days on i really had to think about how much adding the barn was worth it for how much more broadside it gave me, but now the returns on weight are so thoroughly diminished that i barely have to think about "worth".

i warn you, my beloved diplomat, do not look at the imperial royal's lips. it's like diving into a riptide, or sinking into an antlion nest, or enjoying yourself when you have other stuff to do. beware.

no one has even noticed that my holo is wearing a mask of my face.

construction test

it's just not proper for her to say it but the lieutenant wants you to shove drinks down her throat, keep going, never stop boozing that senior officer.

to explain the underwear falling down at work situation. the waistband on them has snapped or something. it is interminable. here is an xray view.

took it twice. both times. whatever

i am nuking your orbit from the other side of the star system. i am juking between your gas giants. i am launching a stellar siphon that will destabilize a lot of stuff around here. you gotta beware me. text STOP to unsubscribe.

finished all my comms , its bestie time 👯 #wip

anyone else think about 8" montser? just me huh

[sprite] i'm not very good but i can drain levels so you have to take me in your party you have to you have to or else

ensign how did we live before saluting emoji.

i cast manic episode on every crewmembergirl to push the latest line through production and so the writing scene blows up again and so nothing goes wrong ever again. and more, imagine.

im a schemale

my #1 client for my mech manufacturing heavy industries proxy company is the federation btw. they love my shit, they can't get enough of my shit, crave my shit. like worms.

Even The Cuck Gets Sodomized

[sprite] i gotta get into necromancy

no, cadet, your gender is not "fae erotic" you misheard me. and fairies aren't even real or cool or anything. no, i clearly said "very rhotic". your new gender is going to be very rhotic.

[sprite] in the war between mages and warriors it is clear which side my immeasurable skill lands me on. and we will destroy you prissy, erudite, attractive, vainglorious scoundrels in bedsheets

despite our highest profile alumnus' reaction, we do good work here at the academy for spoiled royals. join today.

I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING BACK I'M NOT GOING B

Me: I'm taking all your negativity. You're positive now Connie: electron findom. I'm pretty sure that's how batteries work

lady haman your mobile suit.

The thing about hypnosis for me, is that it is the wielding and application of the most potent, powerful tool for changing one's behaviours, presentation, and mindset: An excuse.

[sprite] eating a (one) (1) (a) leaf (🌿) (🍀) (🍃)

[sprite] this adventuring party sucks!! we have a full spread of roles (i am obv dps) but whenever we get to a dungeon they just tell our lootlugger to open The Coffin and unleash Her upon it. and like, it works but we all just stand around and sweep up the drops!! what's the point!! ugh

how the hell did i miss ch35 of my girlfriend's not here today???? i am getting what i want, i really am

girls deserve to have their memories plumbed for all their most embarassing or secret kinks to be dragged out of them and then used against them in terrible terrible ways (hi its girls)

is it still cuckolding if you don't want to have sex with either person? like you just wanna sign someone up for the rodeo but you have other rides you want for yourself that aren't really related

if you give a poor Handler 1000$ She will spend it on a new coat and be poor again. if you give a rich Handler 1000$ She will invest it on dog training courses and make 10000$ later. this is because poor is a mindset

and i took the dinner because imagine the advice and experience She could give me

[sprite] (putting away my bionicles with) no i just thought ball joints meant a different thing it's... it's okay

looking at the imperial flagship directly in the main bridge while her diplomat's shuttle docks in my leave-your-girl hangar.

we all have a dream about the sickly demon princess once in a while, right

is it too much to ask for another ship of my class to be locked with me in struggle eternal? no, no of course not. it is just me, and i will have to continue to be happy to be the one in love with mysel- er, Captain.

im thinking of becoming a demon

billie vulner is my hero

pretty clean injection, and the syringes are the nice glassy ones again which was nice, but i am like 8 days late

ビルの合間を行く

[sprite] growing my hair out

Board the hype rail gun launcher 621. We got work to do

the secret to making crewmembergirls and especially bridge crew so esoterically horny is ultra-high doses of progesterone. well, the secret is any dose but i don't give my lovelies anything less than the best.

won't even let me call it Captain. what's the fucking point. i'm gonna go pulverize an asteroid