"theyre really throwing the book at me" repeated 57 times while fighting rennala

Her Job

okay. i tried to do it again but mostly everything just stays the same yeah.

even vampires have to stay hydrated after exercise... 🖤❤️

wanted to become a mech pilot so i could fuck giant robots but i failed the exam and didnt make the draft so now i have to fix the damn things

gift for auntie

you should all be 红油maxxing. behold my great work

powerful niece my strong niece #mystrongniece

Nice porno. Interesting shots, compelling dialogue. Unfortunately, it fails to capture the dismal, doomed atmosphere of Dark Souls 1.

Okay. Remember that I am yet a king.

Well I'm simply not sure about this.

Okay finally doing that quiz thing everyone's posting the results of right now, check out mine

DYING

I'm older than my Aunties...and most other people I engage with............i'm almost thirty....... Not Callie though. Callie is true dyed-in-the-wool genuine older than me. Big sister level at least.

My biggest problem is that my largest motivator for doing things is, for the most part, Women. And I don't live with any.

Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?

as an experienced spellcaster and a dabbler in the necromantic arts, i have to say, i don't really understand the debate between battery-powered vs corded wands

every vampire talks about how good it feels to be blood-drunk but no one acknowledges how dogshit it feels to be blood-hungover. groans

this is literally me and @laikahyacinth.bsky.social on weekends

kissy cucky cuteness ✌️

✌️ cagey cuteness ✌️

🏅<- "fell asleep in its cage and woke up grinding against a pillow again" award.

it's ok to watch girls have sex

I really think that PROVIDING alternatives to have to use when they want to swear can be really effective in making sure someone's vocabulary doesn't get TOO elegant. Have you experienced someone who really wants to curse at you saying "fluffing"? "heck"? it's so SO funny.

I bet it's good to be rendered much more embarrassing and cute than you'd choose to be, to be rendered into a humiliating state - clothing, gifts, accessories, manner of speech, title, what you can achieve, what you want. And then still have to be taken seriously by some. That's what i think.

I love talking to girls with speech restrictions it's so funny. What are you gonna do? Call me a meanie? Dumb cunt

Let's get a new nail polish that lasts forever and doesn't smudge just because you forgot you had it on and were waiting for it to dry. And that you can drink if you want because it looks yummy and gold.

why didnt raiden have sex with the dog

DOMMEBREAKING SWITCHES IS BAD FOR BIODIVERSITY IN KINK SPACES

Few more angles. God I wish I could convey just how much this thing smells. Intense leather scent that will fill a room it's left in almost instantly, you'll be catching it from across the room. Naturally this thing is poisoning scyllas mind she's so cooked just by the sight and the thought of it.

New belt

www.tumblr.com/kallidora-rh... I apologise profusely for providing a mangled answer split across three different websites, but it is what it is - I've seen some posts about this topic, and I wanted to take the opportunity to respond at length and set out my full perspective

KING HIVEMOON YOUR COCKKKKK

Age regressed sub who gets so frustrated with her domme that she has to roleplay how she’s going to brat with her stuffed animals for a confidence boost (she won’t even last a second)

Breaking a 'domme,' stripping her of her strap and fucking her with her own plastic. Listening to her beg between orgasms not to tell anyone because it would ruin her reputation. Forcing her to perform humiliating acts of submission to keep her secrets from getting out.

hey getting a girl really age regressed before introducing her to your friends to humiliate her by the way

ok the thing is you can't ever tell a girl you're at least 14 because whenever you try to say literally anything else she'll just remind you of it

testimonial for all you doubters out there

I AM NOT A VEXING DOLL

whenever emmy dms me i very excitedly proclaim that "i got a d-emmy!" and i think that's important

loyal chivalrous well trained knightgirls are cool and all, but what about the knightgirls who are overly cocky sleazy bastards who seem like they should be complete girlfailures but actually earn their confidence by being shockingly competent

[OC] Lady Hellka, Dragon Princess & Daughter of Satan ~ 🔥🐉👑 "When the Sword Goddess spilled the blood of the Dragon King in the heat of battle, from it he conjured forth a daughter. A cruel Princess of evil to carry his dark will across the land. Always flanked by her loyal draconic servants."

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO FORCEFULLY AGE REGRESS ME

(Bad to the bone riff)

The prince staring wistfully at their governess's carabiner holding numerous shiny keys: His bedroom door key, obviously, because she can always help herself inside and sleep on a softer bed. The key to her highness's hinged collar, which was a halo once. The en suite key. Only one of its kind.

cuck rights, ok?

[normal voice] flower girl will be free next week

hey so gwenny keeps saying she's preceptor seluvis and i agreed until the rape puppets. what's up with that. that's her job???

the lesbian daddy's girl has informed me I grill a better burger than her father