my poptart fell on the floor and now its a droptart :(

im trying to watch anime with gwen and i send her the link and then she shares her screen and shes watching "Making Lego Car WIN Tug-Of-War" and wont switch off it

and shes making little 8 year old girl comments about it like "wow! it tugged the other car so much! so cool..."

Whatever you say, discount deity 😘

You have to love a starscream girl. You have to want a cute starscream in your life. She will get thrills out of terrorising those she can get her hands on and genuinely desire that, desire power. But also she will SO get off on the humiliation of failure and your grip on her. You have to love her.

I Got Legally Adopted By My Rival And Everyone's Just Going Along With It

hey does anyone know what to do if my stupid bug girl little sister keeps walking around in really tight booty shorts and suggestively wiggling her abdomen at me and clumsily falling over face down ass up. i’ve already tried sexually violating her she only started doing it more

princess is a larval form of queen and a lot of you are some kind of chubby axolotl

does this on you basically

being into getting dommebroken is so humiliating. hello yes id like to take control of the situation and so utterly fail that i melt to your superiority. its elaborate degradation and the theatre of it makes it all the less dignified

making a snuff tape of various torture bloodbag victims except i've edited it like a CS:GO frag compilation. a series of clips of me violently slicing angels to death set to the worst music imaginable and with the "unregistered hypercam 2" watermark in the corner

transforms into a millipede and crawls onto you with one thousand tiny feet and curls up in a circle

the vampire and her bloodbag... 🖤❤️

lmao

Watch marketing is so stupid lol. I know lots of ads are like this but cmon you can't tell me this is suggestive of anything so much as Henry Cavill being about the fuck that horse www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SkA...

Looks at you like this

Emerald tree boas by the way. If you even care

The insects too deserve to conquer and rape the world. Maybe more so than the reptiles!

Remembering when My nose started bleeding and Olivka called it "dainty"

3...............stars..............

I am a chimerically Hymenopteran thing but I totally should have scales. Gets in your lap for pets and rubs up on you and leaves scales all over your jumper. Leaves golden scales everywhere just as bad as fucking glitter ok??????

I think we should all take a moment and think about how fucking cool Malzeno is

Whilst reptilian monstrosities that shall conquer and rape the world are in vogue, this is the perfect time to bring up that many insects also have scales~! They vary in form and function, but they fit in just fine, see?

Lepidoptera (moths including butterflies) are most famous, but some of their sister group, Trichoptera (caddisflies) also have wing scales. Scales also appear in other groups - particularly notably in Zygentoma (silverfish) and Archeognatha (jumping bristletails). Worthy little wyrms, no?

Whilst reptilian monstrosities that shall conquer and rape the world are in vogue, this is the perfect time to bring up that many insects also have scales~! They vary in form and function, but they fit in just fine, see?

The cycle of violence is actually a really important part of various kink inter-dynamics. Hurt people, hurt people (and that's hot)

Imagine a rimjob from your arch enemy

Sometimes it seems like the Serpent might not be the nicest woman in the world. But that doesn't make sense...

wait is my recent pivot to gragonism just me being more thoroughly syncretized into the serpent empress's pantheon

dragons have four limbs and wings that clearly adapted from another pair of limbs, which means that proto-dragons had six legs conclusion: dragons is bugs

dragon snakes rule. check it out. we made the world's most badass shoelace. and we gave it huge pleading doe-eyes. just as a little bonus

Extremely experienced, super kinky domme getting brainwashed to forget all her kinks. Getting flustered seeing naked flesh, let alone something as naughty as fuzzy handcuffs! At least until she gets all her kinks back again...

Turning a big dial that says 'snake themed accessories' and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

to be honest i think the term "pet" is achingly cute. we adored these little animal friends so much that we decided to name them after the action we like to express our love for them with. that said damn go back your guys one was so good

just got assigned numbat by My Lord. Not sure what this means for Me...

Cockroaches are literally cute...

「百鬼夜行」

unfortunately it's thrilling to be bad at a thing and have someone have fun about it.

love wins

territorial dove won't share the birdbath ........

filled with a sudden whim to do My very best at polishing boots and do a terrible job

Dommeweirds your girlfriend. Yeah she's still your girlfriend and still a domme but now she's weird about it

bee sex redux

verbally agreeing with a spoiled noble brat’s orders while continuing to ignore them with your actions is so good. “s-stop touching me!” of course, your highness. of course. i continue anyway

Honestly I should simply save up to commission a handler/hound wg story from Kallie and watch as the average trans girl's weight goes up by 40 pounds

normalize saying shit like "good heavens!" and "my goodness!!" and "by golly 😳" in response to nudes