(trying to flirt) Heyy, you're uh...I..you're very....ah fuck it KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL KNEEL

V作戦

cat(girl)s are ritually pure

what is Her problem

Nevermind it's not worth it

Secondhand sister suffering/sister schadenfreude izz one of My favourite and mozzt zzpecial timezz

Mother wanted me to post this, alongside an apology to Her for slipping in my duties last night. as well as running my mouth at Her when She so graciously corrected me. i'm sorry, @kallidorarho.bsky.social. it will not happen again.

Hey everybody livvy made a REEEEEEAAAAALLY funny joke everyone tell her good job

the lesbian daddy's girl has informed me I grill a better burger than her father

i'm NTR porn !

i really frequently fantasize about You with another woman's wedding ring hanging from Your carabiner

I've actually never been drunk it just doesn't happen to Me

like so

cheating isn't even hot

it has a certain... je ne sais cuck

Get bored and stabs you with My stinger

say what you will about Steven Universe but it had a banger soundtrack. remember this one?

I miss Doctor Who Poop

some dominants exude terror. some exude glamor. some just exude chuuni.

at its core reiwa no dara-san is about getting a pet snake god you can dress in an array of cute little outfits.

her chitinous exoskeleton <3

Consider this about MOST things I repost about princesses: This can happen w/ Kings too. That is all.

princess sitting smugly on her throne in a way that's flashing her panties to absolutely everyone in her throne room

laika: hey guess what sort of animal i am! (picks up a salad leaf and tries to eat it like a rabbit but it falls out of her mouth and onto the table and leaves hollandaise sauce everywhere) me: i dont know honey

i love it when restaurants tell me to do some shit like "explore the dumpling world". like yessss let me have an open-ended sandbox adventure with 饺子

foolish doll struck a deal with me last week trading away the right to cum for a month in exchange for some petty favor or another. fast forward to this morning and it's grinding and whining in bed saying it "wants to cum so bad". honey, it's the 9th. don't bargain away what you can't stand to lose

My stupid rival keepzz making a list of so called "stock sounds" that I respond to provocations with and then just calling off the corresponding number from the list when she believes I have vocalised one again. And she keeps doing it more the more indignant I get. This cannot continue

she nothing on my nothing until… well… *extremely ashamed* i cum…

this happened to me, except i'm a mosquito, so instead of having an erotic, humiliating fall from power i just became his majesty's extremely obnoxious pet vampire and it's not really clear if i "broke" or if it's some kind of extended mercurial scheme

the thing about being a middle rung girl is that everyone treats you like a bottom rung girl.

Let Me Hear Your Hips Humping

No one talks about subbreaking. No one knows about it.

fuuuuck dude i got the curse of eternal yearning dude shiiiiit there's always more i could have mannnnn i'm gonna be wanting for more no matter how much i have dude fuuuuuuuck

Developing an irritatingly high-concept fetish for extremely rugged-looking tool watches slightly inappropriately redesigned as dressier women's watches

it’s really hot for your captor to force you to break the oath you regard as holy, sully your lady’s perfect body with your disgusting lowly hands, claim her like a rutting beast in a way no other person should. least of all you

i keep thinking about a truly utterly devoted knight being forced to violate her lady

Ok. Good morning to you too.

puts you in my inventory

(gwen remember that i am a king voice) remember that i am a teeny tiny little bunny

could be worth rushing

*exhausted, aggrieved* auntie is really something

the mosquito vampire lord is ready to fuck dolls

some trivia about the use of Ye Olde Fake English in soulframe and a particular linguistic quirk i think is fun:

ok i've done some research, and i have a suggestion for you cuckoldry fans out there. how about you replace this bull terminology with something clown-based? i think the Pierrot (sad clown) gets cucked by the Harlequin (smug clown) who fucks the Colombina (cunty clown)

never forget about face n neck fat. never.

Gwenny such cases.

Why did Olive not simply fuck her wife good and not do that other stuff? Very strange woman...