im 8 inches tall—and you know what that means

Someone being nothing is just hotter when they were actually something before.

hallucinates my cat. tbh

that’s right

There's no porn like a properly broken domme, truly

crazy how 11 days ago Livvy was still here. that feels like it was a lifetime ago

it happens to me a kind of a lot where i enter a semi-prolonged period of increased asexually and sex-repulsion and i forget everything i like about sex before it gets ended suddenly and completely at random by a violent and insatiable craving for cock (♀)

seeing jin dahaad in HD for the first time after 150 hours of lowest graphics settings feels like seing my girlfriend naked for the first time

jin dahaad i need you so bad

more people should send us pictures of spiders they see

Alright, i guess you can zzee- hey where the hell did this mosquito come from?!?!? What?!?! Huh??? My loyal servant?!?!?

i'd post my tits

extreme skill exhibited to see a push notification attached to a post i can't look at and proceed to successfully hide the post without seeing it only to get got by the fucking notifications tab not actually hiding the post

i'd post my chest but unfortunately she is so polite and demure and reticent and shy that i fear she would not appreciate such behaviors

this bootblack shit is crazy they didn't teach me about how much i'd get beaten for it on anyonecanshine

I'm not porn bodied. My body is like this for a really profound reason. You're going to be so ashamed for calling it that when My backstory is revealed and you understand the themeing behind it

my lovedones scareme

They should invent a new method

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

MY GIRKRIRNED SSO CUTE

i think mentally i have reached a point that like i would be working on my writing projects occasionally and making considerable progress if only my computer hadn't fucking broken

Harpy princess n falconry hood knight r lezzing out like craaaaazy

i am attracted to bird women

Falconry hood knights... so many fun ideas today..

"i should start posting like i have a cool grown-up job" -Gwendolen Hivemoon

flat chest IS enough to love and cherish

Bird girl princess...

i think elden ring would be better if reforged didn't crash constantly for me

paladin who isn't permitted the full blessing of her patron goddess, forced to put her life on the line and break her body over and over again because if things were too easy she wouldn't put on as good of a show

Believing that someone will love you no matter what and how you are is actually a pathway to many degradations. cuz it'll literally be okay

NHP headmate polycule date night

frowns. that's not daddy dolly anymore. nuh uh. that's miss dolly.

excellent things have been happening in my LANCER game btw

i think i have an unrequited crush on a vibrator

getting called daddy seems pretty neat... maybe i should try it sometime...

Doodling cute girls and birds, my two specialties

performing my pagely duties before the hunt ♡

i called my biological mother "mom" and it felt weird. like why am i calling her a kink title

My comms are open once more, with newer pricing!

Consent is like lingerie, it's at its best when a pretty lady is tearing it off of you piece by piece until you're left with nothing

Truly Nobody has suffered as I have

starship velociraptor music video still unmatched

Oh Yeah Kobold Cloaca Now Thats Intreaging!!

*head in My hands* why do i let the unusual bloodsucking sexual predator have so much responsibility in My kingdom

(whispering to you in hushed tones) your majesty, *think*. we bet insane amounts of money on Gwendolen Egg Incident, then we go and make it happen ourselves, and i film a video of you cumming from ovipositor sex. then we post the evidence, and make loads of money. we'll be *rich*, sire. play along!!

#swordtember 03, Automaton

highkey what did i even do to deserve this doll

little sister who's secretly smart x big sister who's secretly stupid

Dogbottom cnc (sex with my wife)