Remake (?)

Fucked up in da crib eating

im emmy. you love me. or you'll suffer.

The degree to which im looking forward to getting just a completely nothing planned day off with emmy home with no huge trip to prep for and no big move to worry about and no tons of travel and no company over and no work is like kind of unreal

a beer hits different when you have a job

Inflicting plushie dissection with noble goals (reverse engineering pattern)

Say it with your whole chest

ME AS HELL

disinterested talonjob

SMUSHING THE GF

being normal challenge

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Im.a king hivemoon small cock truther

flying

grackle mentioned !

luvvv drawing miss mina ha

i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines

browsing through the various insertion toys at the bondage store and going "puts that in emmy. for sure" at every one

dude cokebottle glasses are so cute

when she piuts her FEET 🤚 on youur penist 🦴 😯

本来冲着双形态购入的，没想到胳膊竟然能扭成后手缚姿态，意外之喜啊

but Annelisse you already are a worm... (thats her name now, yes its a play on Annelid 😌)

Man my hair is graying a lot faster than i realized

when i'm in my late 60s im gonna rail an unsuspecting doll just out of university with cataclysmically severe mommy issues so hard that i need major surgery to repair the damage to my hips

New neighborhood is insane what do you mean the neighbor drives a g wagon

walkies!!!

V22 osprey a very special kind of maid with a very important job (killing us marines)

Im slowly becoming a "has a backup plan for her backup plan's backup plan" type girl

The universe grants a reprieve from my misfortune (i get to go home from work early)

"I miss my wife so bad :( at least i get to hang out with my wonderful friend this weekend and go on a big mountain biking trip!" >friend has to cancel because her gf gets sick >have to cancel my mountain bike trip cause of weather man...

lmfao

there's going to be vtuber live table games in the casino apps in the next couple of years that's my future prediction

Hang on i own a sewing machine i could just MAKE a plushie..

Mannnnn i really hope the forecast changes cause if its raining the whole time on the days off i took to go mountain biking im gonna be so sad :(

Work stressy as fuck today highkey i wanna go home so bad

I MISS MY DOLLLLL

how quickly we forget the sacred texts..... literally don't bulling her..........................

wow good basketball. i didnt know they let you do judo throws in this game

King hivemoon on sale for $3.49

Theyre selling king hivemoon marketable plushie at ikea

Swedeslop for lunch

pullstring dolly that says "lock in get it twisted”

My wife

essentially, my point is this: death to america

This airship design shit is easy

help I age progressed my gf so she'd stop finding 67 funny but now she has memories of 9/11