Victima Propiciatoria from the umineko soundtrack, while a banger, is mario kart music, i'm sorry but it really is

if you say my name in the mirror 3 times in a row nothing will happen at all

(feministly) women should be subservient pets

it's strange because every day i wake up energized and ready to face the day but when i eat the breakfast that the nurses brought into the room i suddenly feel very dizzy and sleepy and they just start giggling between themselves

more women should tell younger and/or more impressionable victims to give up on their dreams so i can finally get off to teacher/student dynamics

if you're a skeleton warrior and you don't even have a weapon or arrow stuck in your rib cage you're basically nothing

the spectrum of what people call toxic yuri both has "this woman is doing something taboo but ultimately victimless (necrophilia, for example)" and "this woman is slowly but surely destroying every single part of your life over the course of many years because you didn't like it when she raped you"

eating plain yogurt unaware of the milf tf sequence happening to me in real time

i'll have you know i'm very popular on skeleton warrior forums

finally got a job as a megawarehouse overseer. it's a nice life, surrendering myself to the flow of 24/7 Grindset Radio (using my premium $19,99/month subscription to skip a whopping 50% of the ads) with 5 cameras on my person at all times and a gun whose bullets are bigger than my cock.

at the eager cheating bitch competition and everyone's looking at me weird for going on a classy restaurant date with the entire jury like sorry for being a professional i guess lol

Politically speaking, i don't support intellectual property. i don't think women should have ownership over their mind.

imagine getting mind controlled by some evil being and they only make you be the "jumps in a big arc" enemy

high protocol bdsm relationship but she's just making me eat pizza with a knife and fork

everyone keeps saying that dine & dashing is bad but like, i'm a metroidvania protagonist, what else am i supposed to do ?

When telling a girl you haven't done drugs before she'll either say that its an attractive trait or that its an attractive trait

The girls are introducing me to classics via french musicals. "Cindy Cendrillon 2002" sure was something

My Skeleton Warrior Is A Feedee But How Can I Make Her Fat ?

people have no idea what being french does to your relationship with raw block cheese

Girl dinner (2025)

Lovely lena towel made by @cleature.bsky.social

overexposed lena

Lena color swap

no petticoat but the post made me think of this picture

today's csm chapter.... come on denji.... you can't destroy her perfect world.... that's uncalled for.....

being a misogynist in 2025 is sooo hard like sandwiches aren't enough anymore i also need to hit my wife so she makes the accompanying benign video essay

woman gamer with a concerning level-gap : "wow you're so skilled for your level ahah"

new story, this time good things happen i promise !!!!!!!!! archiveofourown.org/works/74971271

im a lesbian necromancer so please stop calling my army of skeleton warriors "guys". i know your mind cannot comprehend the female form unless it has tits but surely there's a limit to your idiocy ? #selfmadewomen #femalenecromancer #girlpower

when making up an Evil Dom or whatever, the most important thing is that the sex stuff is either 1. completely secondary to what truly gets them going.(example : "well... if they can't say no... might as well !") they do the sex stuff but aren't taking any pleasure in it, it's about image and ego.

fuck i just got isekai'd and that means i HAVE to fast forward this whole fucking civilization to the industrial revolution so i can get hit by ANOTHER truck and MAYBE that will allow me to get back home

explaining Hempel's Raven to american Battler "so imagine a box with no burger in it"

you may consider your pump-action shotgun to be the slightly bigger than average penis to the fertile womb that my head represents

being a misogynist in 2025 is sooo hard like sandwiches aren't enough anymore i also need to hit my wife so she makes the accompanying benign video essay

my roommates aren't very fun they just lay around and do nothing all day, although i guess i do live in a mass grave

my headmate at the bar : "remember, be nice to girls" me, high on progesterone, overstimulated and seeing a girl who reminds me of my groomer : "uhhhhh... you can rape me if you want..."

(with a crooked smile and a little bit of drool) maybe...... maybe all sex is rape.......

where's the implication of inherent coercion through the lens of patriarchal society ? the "gender traitor" narrative ? they're just fucking like a regular loving couple !! did i lose you ? you look like you're going to get angry if i say that it should've been a rape scene

no, no, you don't understand anything. it's not complaining about the fact that there's a sex scene, that'd be oddly idiotic for a person of my standing. no, all i'm saying is that said scene doesn't reflect the transactional and deeply unhealthy nature of their relationship.

:-): thats a smiley with snake bites

(marvel fan voice) it's pretty obvious that the core of Helicopter Story is the aerial combat. all the other stuff is basically up to personal preference

watched Slayers The Motion Picture, i hope that in the next one there's a full scene of Naga lezzing out

curse of only being able to communicate via millennial fandom-poisoned memes

no yeah she's just friendslop you just like her because she's your friend

The Manga Guide to Transfeminism

well the torment nexus respected my pronouns so you shouldn't be so quick to judge

that old chestnut ? ah ah ah

A disturbing trend of mages wearing FFP2s after i won a duel by kissing the high enchantress on the lips

Yeah its been great since my vampire wife turned me into one of her kind but since we did that too late i have to live with back pain for the rest of my eternal life :-(

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