Bad omen for harpies worldwide

Realizing people really don't say "fap" much anymore

well, just finished CAIRN, definitely one of the best video games i've ever played. period.

A real freak accidentally outfreaks herself. archiveofourown.org/works/78724816

i don't think this will surprise a single soul

CAIRNposting : it would've been so funny to give the players a choice between helping marco get back down and continuing the climb on your own. helping marco results in a game over and a locked save. do that 15 hours of climbing again if you really meant it.

as much as i love a good "friendslop" ttrpg campaign i cannot overstate how important it is for me to have something akin to a Burning Wheel oneshot once in a while and everyone betraying, insulting and screaming at each other for 10 hours

it's kinda crazy that your therapy appointment with this Dr. Cerulean lady are exactly as expensive as the amount of cash you had on you

(Thinking of women who smoke) Maybe i should thank patriarchy for giving us leather armchair with ashtrays hidden in the armrests ahah

i think women are just superior, the fact that it's "manipulated" and not "womanipulated" demonstrates that men shouldn't be given responsibilities

Its really difficult not to seem like a huge misogynist when you're into cursed amulets

Watched some quality doll gore in a church. A great valentine's day !!!!

'tis the season

Maybe therapists should have publicly available k/d ratios

i don't understand why the necromancer guild isn't happy with my bikini chainmail skeleton army

hmm

"urgghh it's so hard writing sex scenes, all the synonyms for 'dick' are unsexy af" EASY SOLUTION : USE A COOL ASS WEAPON TITLES LIKE "MEGADEATH SWORD"

terf handler making her ex-fiancée into the face of modern mounted warfare....... a handsome hero to reinforce the nation's image <:) she'll get her husband back one way or another. sweet sweet revenge

ok she's being cute again :)

why didn't they put the evil psychologist hypnotist in the movie adaptation of Annihilation..........................................

they should make a keyboard that bleeds a little whenever you press a key

do you think it feels good for the power outlet when i stick a fork inside it

(Wokely) They should replace gender options in narrative games with "rapist" and "victim"

the little heart inside you

silent, waiting, foreboding

who taught them about class consciousness ??????

god forbid women have hobbies (tricking people into falling off a cliff)

ahahah

how nice of her to remind you!

at the Creature reunion

reusable plastic cup with "real women get drugged" printed on it

finished watching the Slayers movies and knowing that we probably won't see Naga ever again does make me a bit sad

started Record of Lodoss War. holy fucking shit

New Year's Grievances 2/2

finally got around to watch Slayers Return and Slayers Great. god this franchise is peak. we even get women fighting in fantasy mecha

wdym Cerulean in the epstein files ??

A real freak accidentally outfreaks herself. archiveofourown.org/works/78724816

😃: wow are you already brainwashed ? 😵‍💫: no i'm just motion sick

my headmate at the bar : "remember, be nice to girls" me, high on progesterone, overstimulated and seeing a girl who reminds me of my groomer : "uhhhhh... you can rape me if you want..."

my awesome wife : "ahah i love you so much, darling" the Kallidora Rho signature at the top of the pdf document :

my expert opinion is that women can't be megalomaniac. it's just a patriarchal lie to keep women from believing in themselves. which is why i believe that if you do want to judge someone with terms like "delusions of grandeur" you should be saying that while on your knees

New Year's Grievances 1/2

They don't want us to be mothers but their trans daughters all end up calling us "Mommy" anyways so really what is the point of all that gatekeeping

busy week so have this from my exhausted brain

I feel bad for people with beautiful, charming and interesting mothers because, when you think about it, they're kind of the most miserable cucks

me : why do you hate the idea of picking up on my verbal tics ? my hivemind gf : its not that i hate it, its just that i like being my own individual, yknow ?

malicious ladies ? very much approved !

are you a skeleton or the necromancer?

Got a new dress, witness it

Microwave World shows us that global hunger, suicide rates and growing negative worldviews could be solved easily by simply creating a religious death cult all about microwaving people once they hit 90 years old (and looking forward to being put on the spinning plate)