why are relationships hard. who decided this

rodya limbus company i do need you

being sick at work is hell

spent all the last bits of my disposable income on a bunch of leather

maybe i miss my cage,,,

i love hearing u whimper while i fuck myself w a dildo. u ever think about how ur never getting this pussy? like this is permanent. the only thing that will ever grip ur cock again is ur ridiculously small cage. you'll never convince me to undo this arrangement. lol more whimpers

less than two weeks

Got a new pilot coming in to break. I think you'll like this one, heard you two had a real tight bond before you went missing. Are you going to kill a love of your life to spite me, or are you going to watch as I make it better than you and finally dispose of you?

having someone describe me as a "leinth in the wild" is funny because 1.) i dont think im particularly leinth and 2.) my name is in the book im not sure it counts as 'in the wild'

saber as saber, saber and saber

woman experiences normal human emotion. decides to crucify herself

handler that feels absurdly overqualified for her position of watching over the brattiest and most reckless pilot she's ever seen but can't get rid of it because it still is the best pilot she can find

ok. why

ive been thinking a lot about a girl bragging about her knife collection, only for it to be revealed its a lot of cheap csgo/valorant replicas.

i think i got so drunk i became nonverbal forever

am i a cuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

it's not my birthday im celebrating my birthday with serpernt and dragon

FIRST BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION - SCYLLA, MOMMY, ME @ HOT POT. IM SO DRUNK

hey, me and my wife saw the briefest flash of your calvin klein sports bra when you took off your boymoder hoodie to get on the stair stepper machine and loved your vibe

my first time ever playing a gacha was fgo back in like 2019 for the 10 mil campaign banner and i got merlin first try

i cant wait to play unchained again and say thats emmy whenever i summon any of the dogs

love starting a new gacha game and getting the new banner unit in one try

my single biggest complaint with mhyo games is that theyve sort of resulted in paper doll type gacha games being pushed out of the market

if the show gets more interesting i will put more effort into it

human toilet dollgirl with a urinal cake ball gag

insane fyp pull

WARHOUND is so good.

I think I see it. There's like plausible deniability and clear, bare, blatant hypocrisy laid out in front of you that you'd have to be really pathetic to actually obey. And so,

dolls to watch out for

as ntr scenario "we should take a break" into "im going to see other people, but you aren't allowed to, otherwise it's for real over" is pretty devastatingly hot

opened up twt for the first time in ages and got hit with the simultaneous thoughts of: wow this place is a cesspool and wow this place has a way better porn feed

Graves

elf princess and her "loyal" demon knight

just had a dream hideaki anno was the creative director for a new UC Gundam series that was like. an alt timeline where char got the rx 78 instead of amuro. yeah it got really weird. at the end of the show the rx 78 gets big

massive anxiety day. really wanna go home from work sighs. 8 hours left

ideal time lengths for masturbation are either sub 30 seconds or greater than 4 hours. either it should be an all day affair that totally consumes your life, or if not, an incredibly short period of immense pleasure that leaves you intensely ashamed.

Character commission for @fatty2can.bsky.social !

ableism really is wild when you're affected by something a bit uncommon. like, if i sexually assault someone with clothes that have a revolting texture, she won't even offer to take them off

24

my annoying consistent dad-joke i will always make is whenever someone goes "at least that's the impression that i get" i reply with "by the mighty mighty bosstones?"

I'm late for mother's day but I'll still share my Necromom 😅

Yay, the RE/100 line continues, with the Den'an-Zon - from Gundam F91! (P-Bandai) Will add to the Gunpla Catalogue shortly.

if i was immortal more than the majority of my volume would have been fucked at some point i can tell you that much

the tone of her voice when she said tbis 😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖