For @typebarmagazine.bsky.social, I wrote about how trying to play nice with the modern concept of "fandom" is ruining the greatest card game that's ever existed www.typebarmagazine.com/the-fandom-s...

just saw a girl walking down the street in a long leather coat and a crop top with bright red dyed hair and jesus i need to look like that I think

discord giving admins the ability to edit peoples display names but not their pronouns is coward shit. i wanna forcibly it/its a girl. i should have that power.

thinking about leather maintenance from the dominant side...

SHE

Next up: everyone's favorite high femme who definitely has no dark secrets in her future............. #kione !!!!!!!!! #WARHOUND #mechsplo Thank you for 300!!!! <3 <3 <3

dj using a chained up angel's halo instead of a turntable, making music with her yelps and moans

based on these replies and quotes, i'm glad that we all think rape is really fucking funny whenever it happens to a man. i'm glad assault, drugging, racial abuse, professional retribution, illegal surveillance, and physicals threats of violence are a big Joke depending on the audience!!!

[asking if im clocky] do i look like trope and identity based booktok style marketing would work on me?

related: if people could not keep shortening "tribulation mode" to "trib" that would be great i would like to stop getting jumpscared by random gamer boys asking for "trib buddies"

A Meter Maid should be some kind of beautiful woman who uses spells and artifacts to track your various statuses, and offers you potions when your health or magic get too low. Unfortuantely-

dj using a chained up angel's halo instead of a turntable, making music with her yelps and moans

CHICKEN GIMBAL

chicken gimbal

plant women are so fucking hot dude i need them so bad

underratedly bad part of every multiplayer game being some hero shit now is you get very few avenues for character customiz- *looks at a lineup of 12 identical human female bikini outfits in gw2* ok well nevertheless,

BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS

I’m machine that takes six cups of coffee more than it should drink and turns it into deleting and re-adding the same comma in a single sentence for an hour.

Thermoptic Camouflage.

i do think i will actually write up these thoughts though. maybe next time I'm struggling with other stuff and need a gear shift.

torn between wanting to write up my thoughts on how endlessly chasing The Worse Bad End doesn't necessarily make for a more impactful story and there's a lotta more grey area potential in the space I'd love to see explored, and thinking up ways to make bird of prey Worse

at grok how do i turn the boy in mky basemen tinto sa a into a seal

nonconsensual seal brainwashing

seal hypnosis

im a part of the lgbts community the s stands for seal and the b stands for baikal seal and the l stands for seaL and the t stands for anTarctica and the g still stands for gay because seals are all kind of fruity except for niko who is homophobic

seal hypno captions

ooooooo o you wanna be a seal so bad you dont wanna go to work tomorrwo yo u want to sit in the water and make stupid noises you are a seal you have always been a seal stop pretending

really need a good pair of Fashion Boots ngl

"The only thing that will relieve my stress is watching my legless simulacrum take a dead woman to pound town" is so bleak I don't even think Black Mirror would touch it.

honestly one of the hottest things a woman can be is good at making cocktails

Don't listen to the doubters: a gorgeous, dominant woman with a hypnotic voice CAN save you. She WILL save you. All you need to do is listen to her simple instructions, let go of your old self, and embrace the warmth of a new dawn as the person she wants you to be. 🥰

Whenever I hear these pitches from AI proponents, I'm reminded of the pitches for NFT games where they said "what if you could own Mario?" and how they fundamentally didn't understand the medium or its appeal, and I know this is from an older interview, but you'd think the Russo's would know better.

have we exhausted flat UI yet. can we go back to shiny gradients and skeuomorphism now. can we retrieve frutiger aero. can we start making computers out of translucent colored plastic again

this is my fursona hes a dog/cat hybrid and also a reincarnated egyptian god. it can fly and teleport and also is stronger than everyone else (and bisexual) original character do not steel

making a sylvari deadeye and i just want to say very good job to whoever already has the name "Tree Harvey Oswald"

i gotta be more argumentative on here. imagine being the last person to get into a flame war with the next white boy who misses the shot

Oh my god

beureau buero beruao idk fuck it you know the one

the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are actually seals, the first four out of seven actually

statistically speaking this woman has a bluesky account and also follows me so i just want to say to her: i hate you. you are an embarrassment to all of us.

I love bull shit like this.

everyone: "they're making gw3 it's gonna kill GW2 everybody panic" anet: guild wars 3? yeah we can make guild wars three times.

im sorry guild wars 1 is a mobile game now? what?

bdsm contract that's website tos levels of long and inscrutable where you keep discovering new powers She has that you technically consented to

dickgirl? no sorry, you're mistaken. I said DUCKgirl *throws a whole unsliced loaf of bread directly at your face*

I'm actually somewhat uncomfortable with the gradual normalization of "she's evil and she doesn't even pass lol" bc it really just seems like we're just doing "if the person is evil I can body shame" except with the woke trans veil thrown over it

Realizing that the artistically and thematically correct choice for this story is definitely to give the antagonist faction some dogshit cybertruck-ass "lame rich person's idea of what looks cool" aesthetic but I genuinely don't know if I can stomach writing that.

Cannot understand the people who still call it twitter. That's X Dot Com the Everything App: Blaze Your Glory. It's literally the one (1) funny thing that motherfucker has ever done in his life and he earnestly thinks it's cool.