robot girls LOVE surprises! plug that unknown usb stick i gave you into your robot girlfriend TODAY!

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

Read part two of my self-absorbed handler guilt story! featuring weapons-grade hypocrisy! lecherous creep older lesbian shit! grinding on a girl's face while bragging about her war crimes! she's DEFINITELY happy with herself now!

At long last, The Days to Come is complete! Chapter 11: The Heart of The Forge, is LIVE!!!! A pair of hounds have been reclaimed, but what lies ahead? And what surprises await the newfound pack? archiveofourown.org/works/647083...

that said, once i'm finished this story i do think i should write something that actually has the mechs in it, ngl. postwar awfulness is fun but i need the incredible sex and violence in a cool robot part...

23 seals

Handler. #WARHOUND

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS

it's literally so fucking peak

Read part two of my self-absorbed handler guilt story! featuring weapons-grade hypocrisy! lecherous creep older lesbian shit! grinding on a girl's face while bragging about her war crimes! she's DEFINITELY happy with herself now!

For Her — Chapter 2 An aging handler grappled with the lives she destroyed, and the one she "saved". And she decided to give up. She accepted what she is. She gave in to the worst of herself. She doesn't feel guilty anymore. She's finally happy. Right? archiveofourown.org/works/710461...

Twitter screenshots don't count as stealing

Anyway, GW2 Visions of Eternity has it all: - Pirate lady with absolute killer eyeliner - Instantly memorable villain - Rytlock Brimstone

Don't worry. There's still room for her to get worse :)

.. oh they are fucking COOKING with this expansion's villain huh

the humble nuclear fuel rod

Actually put mild physical descriptions of the characters in chapter 2, which forces me to contend with the fact that Nine's appearance is entirely derived from typoing her name as "Nines" one time and immediately picturing her as "YoRHa 9S after a decade on estrogen"

alright well. "actually putting sex in a piece of writing" bridge crossed. now i just need to learn how to write sex that's actually hot.

An extremely depressing read (highly complimentary), just in time for the holidays! A must have gift for the mechsploitation fan/ Hound in Training in your life! All for the low price of $0!

Show me a fictional character that altered your brain chemistry My bisexual awakening was Major Kusanagi from GitS: SAC

bestie is back on bsky for a story that is just. So fucking good

Hi hi hi hi please read its stuff if this kinda thing speaks to you

so good but very crushing~

For Her — Chapter 2 An aging handler grappled with the lives she destroyed, and the one she "saved". And she decided to give up. She accepted what she is. She gave in to the worst of herself. She doesn't feel guilty anymore. She's finally happy. Right? archiveofourown.org/works/710461...

"I like writing mechsploitation because it's hot" "well I like writing mechsploitation because the robots are cool" fools, all of you. *I* like writing mechsploitation because it lets me name all my characters Greekletter Bunchofnumbers

realizing i should prob make a #mechsplomicrojam25 post that actually has the hashtag on it. gonna write a few of these i think. good exercise, good way to switch gears between projects. "Stories" is about the horrors mech pilots live with, and the rituals they create to survive in spite of them.

bandai doesn't want you to know this but the whole "if you run, you gain one" mantra is just off the leash for Suletta Mercury

stupid knockoff making up not true things about my intended functionality that are false..

aaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. part 2 of this coming like. tomorrow probably.

Anyway not naming any names but if you see anyone claiming to be "M-1R MkII" thats fake. there's no mark ii. its just a low-end budget knockoff with some big ideas about its importance.

LOOK AT HER TITS AND ALSO READ HER STORY IT'S SO GOOD

Anyway I am broadly speaking going to try to be on here a lot less than I was, I deleted for insane crashout reasons but also I do not think the social environment of this kind of website is super healthy for my brain. It's like a machine designed to convince me everyone secretly hates me.

I'm back motherfuckers here's my tits also i wrote a thing for the mechsploitation microjam go read it archiveofourown.org/works/75460641

I wish I could just. stop caring.

maybe it's living alone idk. maybe that's the problem.

cant think . brain doesnt work

can't overstate how useful it is to sometimes have a person go "you are being stupid. stop that. go outside." to me. been sitting here trying to work on a project but failing to make any progress and catastrophizing about that, and then ayla just goes "have you eaten? have to been outside today?"

we are in a self-awareness crisis

is there any feeling more powerful than a girl locking in the name you suggested for her?...

doing some rapid rewriting so I can land the big 'Knossos is in Alberta' reveal

failed at this but. next time. I still succeed.

amazing how fast that domme persona melted, here I am posing in a flight suit directly encouraging her to say something intimidating and evil and she can't manage...

off duty pilot girl vibes

chapters 1-10: oh this isn't that bad. john just needs to take off the robot chapters 11-20: this is kind of nice actually chapters 21-100: LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT

your girlfriend has always been quiet, but ever since she went to that fire priestess for guidance she's been different. she barely lets you touch her anymore, and when you do it feels like she has a fever. you're pretty sure her eyes weren't always this orange. and what's with all these candles?

i am once again asking for a Feminist Macbeth Retelling that boils down to "Lady Macbeth goads her wife into committing more and more evil and depraved acts for her"