Your favorite band either dies a legend (Grown Up) or lives long enough to become corny as shit (the Menzingers)

Just remembered I put the wrong end of my cigarette in my mouth and lit the filter on Saturday night…

I can’t be fucked to learn all all the numbers so i just call this card “the son” now

Dug out the spot in front of my house and put a chair in it so now one would take it (as is custom) and some motherfucker moved the chair to park and undrivable car!! Half my block knows Jaycie can’t walk rn, what are we doing!!

I’m excited to watch this but if the Puffin player doesn’t win by 5000 miles I would like to have a word with them

the it/she bitsy spidermansion btw

I’m smoking teenage hash in the grass with a opossum

Jaycie and Katie keep calling the wedge pillow Jaycie uses for elevating their ankle “the sex pillow” and they can’t keep getting away with it. Like they’re right but they shouldn’t say it

pack I did it again

Chat I think I got hit on last night

can everyone say a nice thing about me, your friend Hannah

☆ pronouns: she/it ☆ height: 5’7” ☆ zodiac: Gemini ☆ smoke: Marlboro Menthols if I’m sober Newports if I’m drunk ☆ tattoos: uhhhh 22? ☆ piercings: just ears ☆ fav color: blue ☆ fav drink: polar seltzer

depression and anxiety are so dumb, there is so much love in my life and yet my brain thinks everyone hates me

boot worship but instead of leather it’s one of these

I think being married to someone I met on 2014 tumblr because I posted “need 2 make out” should give me the divine right to keep that posting spirit alive. I should be allowed to post shit like La Dispute image macros and “touch my butt and buy me pizza” and have it not be extremely corny

USA beat Canada for WoHo gold and Slay the Spire 2 has an early access date everything is coming up Hannah

One thing about me is that I’m GONNA be a reply guy (girl) every chance I get

Jessica put me on to Picross puzzles and I gotta tell you this is curing my depression

seems about right

Don’t talk to me or my sons ever again

I wouldn’t necessarily call PEN/ANQ any more predatory than a normal set, and expansion sets are generally the worst sets to gamble on. However JW acting like ANQ is solving the reprint crisis when fables are becoming more and more necessary and haven’t improved in price is. Something!

they gotta invent a Hannah that isn’t depressed

Discord is washed. You need to migrate to Meep. Brindle is good but in early access. Goop is promising but hasn't released their IPO. And definitely avoid Scringle, they've got ties to Sproink

boot cast foot job

Come keep a depressed Hannah company ngl.link/couldbebette...

new #fabfanart for the first time in forever. reject lamp, become wayfarer

I would like to be like. Mildly less depressed. Maybe just have like one day that doesn’t feel like shit

Made my figure skating friend hear Pinegrove say “we should all be rich and making moves like Nancy Kerrigan” this morning

The best part of watching the Olympics is that I haven’t seen a single ad for sports betting or a single flash of live betting odds. Extremely refreshing and I hate that in a week I have to go back to being flooded with this shit

Valentine’s Day was gonna be too difficult to do with Jaycie’s broken ankle so we were just planning to stay in but my dad called and said “what if we came by last minute and took you out to dinner so we could help Jaycie get around” and :’)

Me - “they should make a movie about a beach that makes you old” Jaycie - “they should make a movie about the one day blinding stew”

oh

I don’t often talk about what I do for work, but mRNA vaccines are a scientific and medical marvel and the decision to not review Moderna’s flu vaccine will have devastating consequences for the rest of our lives

Kim Petras came up in my sibling group chat and it’s really hard to find words to describe her that aren’t “sissy hypno music”

call me daryl palumbo the way i get glassjaw from giving girls head automatica-lly

“This intermission report is brought to you by Pokémon!” God I love the Olympics

idk if yall knew this but slipping on ice and falling down the stairs and banging your arm on the metal railing kinda hurts

god can I just have like one normal fucking day Jesus Christ

I’m in a mood ama ngl.link/couldbebette...

what a stupid and annoying situation I’m in lmao

I’m sorry did Edmund McMillen get first overall NHL draft pick Taylor Hall to meow for his video game

out for 2026: metamour in for 2026: wife in law

Cancel your fucking discord nitro NOW!

Thinking about Hamtaro: Ham-Hams Unite! for the Game Boy Color absolutely do not text

every time Jaycie hears the phrase “butch trans woman” they go like 🫦🫦🫦 it’s like their activation phrase

Crazy how well Pity Sex’s Feast of Love holds up 13 years later

thank god for Katie ngl, I’m in the ER and she’s keeping me company by looking up cute mahjong sets to show me

Jaycie just said Salt and Pepper from Blue’s Clues were lesbians

CARPY POWER PLAY GOAL MY GOATTTTTT

The broadcast team for women’s hockey is sooooo bad what do you mean you can’t pronounce Nylén Persson